[robin-goatfellow]

Daonna: I’m gonna kill you.

Lugaid: Get in line.

[robin-goatfellow]

Shae: I think I need a hug...

MC: Good thing I'm hug shaped!

*45 minutes later*

Shae: MC... you can let go now.

MC: No, I absolutely cannot.

[robin-goatfellow]

Ethors: What the hell is wrong with you?

Keagan: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.

[batman-lucy]

why did i just envision myself posting: "i want teeth"

i have teeth, in fact, lots of them

who's teeth does my subconscious want????????

[robin-goatfellow]

MC: Damn, Robin, are you secretly cool?

Robin: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.

MC: I do not.

[robin-goatfellow]

MC: What's the most illegal thing you can do with one dollar?

Daonna: Exchange it for a hundred pennies, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.

[robin-goatfellow]

Shae: Did it hurt when you fell-

MC: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Shae: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

MC: ...

Shae: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

[robin-goatfellow]

Robin: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Flannán recently.

MC: No, Robin, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Robin: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

MC: No! You’re the only one for me.

Robin: Is that so?

MC: I promise! Flannán and I are just dating, okay? He’s my partner.

Robin: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

MC: You are still my one and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!

Robin: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

MC: Of course, Robin!

Robin: MC!

Flannán: What the-

[robin-goatfellow]

MC: Keagan, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Keagan, naked in MC's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

MC, already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

[robin-goatfellow]

Keagan: If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I am not. I am out there, very dangerous, and I am looking for you. Good luck.

[robin-goatfellow]

Maeve: You look really stressed.

MC: Haha, it’s the stress.

[robin-goatfellow]

Keagan: Go to hell!

Robin: Where do you think I come from?

[robin-goatfellow]

Shae: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.

Flannán: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...

Aífe: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Robin: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.

Maeve: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

Keagan: Mental stability, my old friend.

Shae: For Danu's sake, could you guys lighten up a little?

[robin-goatfellow]

Robin: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

[robin-goatfellow]

MC: Well, remember when Robin made a romantic dinner for me?

Shae: MC, they microwaved you a pizza that was their leftover.

[robin-goatfellow]

Keagan: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need.

Keagan: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.

[robin-goatfellow]

MC: Keagan, you’re offered 500,000 dollars, but if you accept it, the person you hate the most in the world gets 1,000,000 dollars. Would you take it?

Keagan: Of course! I mean, why wouldn’t I want 1,500,000 dollars?