pls Robin headcanons or oneshot where the reader is lowkey really weird 😭 like spitting random facts about animals out of nowhere or going completely off topic all the time about stupid stuff and Robin absolutely loves it and finds it adorable. have a great day/night and thank youu!
ok i high key love this idea
You work at the record store across from the street from Family Video, Steve finally encouraged Robin to make, not really a move, but a stiff raise of the arm, on you.
Steve dumped the stack of tapes on the counter, turning to Robin before looking through them. “You’re gonna have to pull out the Buckley charm on her soon” He says. Robin furrows her brows while stacking movies onto different racks. “No I don’t, and don’t call it that, you sound like a sex offender.” Steve lazily plops the tapes onto their rack before continuing “look, she comes in here all the time, you duck behind the counter or hide in the x rated section she doesn’t buy anything, and then you come out, she’s gonna think you’re a gremlin or a pervert, and either way that leads to a different social isolation.” Robin knows he’s right, but she glares at him anyway “I’m not going in there” She says like a petulant child. Steve nods softly “right, what time is it?” Robin looks at the clock “round 12:14” He pulls her up by her arm and flips the sign around to “closed”. “looks like we’re on lunch break.”
Robin groans as she’s forced across the street. You’re ringing up a customer when your friend says “hey Y/N, your girlfriends coming over here now!” The customer thinks it’s a joke and laughs it off, not even processing the fact someone could be a lesbian. “Wh-what!?” you say, nervously. The customer leaves, concerned, probably never to be seen around here again. Jackie nods in the direction of Robin. “oh-oh my god i can’t- i can’t be here” You duck behind the counter. Jackie laughs in shock “Jesus!! You look like an idiot get up!!” The door rings and Robin is now standing in the entrance next to Steve. “H-hi” she says nervously to your co worker, who knows why she’s here.
“sorry, Y/N is hiding behind the counter” She says without an ounce of remorse. “Jackie!!” You whisper yell angrily. Before standing up, “Hi”
Needless to say, that introduction went good, because now here you are, sitting next to Robin as you tie up your baby pink roller skates, robin didn’t know how she agreed to this, her coordination was so awful, she’d probably die. “So uh- you’re into band huh?” You ask, robin nods “yeah I play french horn” You light up “that’s so cool! I love seeing you guys play, you’re like a lot better than last years band, yknow last year some girl who played the flute got pregnant and had to leave the prom, i only know cause my sister was in that class too, and she said that girl was always a slut so it makes sense- sorry, i-i uh have a bit of a problem stopping talking it’s like an-“ Robin gives you a closed mouth smile “Like an endless stream of consciousness?” While most people would’ve pushed you into the rink so you stopped talking, robin found it adorable, she hated when she did it, but it was different with you. She stood up, tried not to wobble, and the two of you headed into the circle. You held hands as you tried to not fall. “I hope there’s no rats in here..i have like a really bad phobia of rats, you know sometimes when they’re in really cold climates, and there’s a lot of moisture and like they bleed and stuff they literally bond together in a “rat king” and it’s really disgusting i never wanna see that” Robin nodded “I have the same thing with Bats, really anything that can give you rabies, it’s a silent killer and-“ You finish her sentence “and once you have the symptoms it’s too late..you’re bound to die” You make eye contact before Robin trips and tumbles onto the ground, taking you with her. You fall right onto her stomach and she hits her head. “Robin?? Robin!!” She’s totally passed out. You throw off your skates (you know you’ll only fall again) and you take her to a bench where they bring over somewhat of a paramedic. Robin begins to wake up, eyes fluttering, light bright in her eyes. “What-what happened?” she mutters. “Slight concussion” says the paramedic “nothing too bad” The crowd dissapears as the paramedic walks away. “Jeez Rob i’m so sorry- i I shouldn’t have distracted you and i totally ruined our first date-“ Robin smiles and just says “shh..my head hurts..” You nod, and take her to the car, you drive her home and anxiously rant to your friend on the phone. “It was so bad Jackie!! she barely talked to me on the way home!!” You said as you bit your lip nervously. “Y/N, she didn’t not talk because she hated you,she didn’t talk because she had a concussion, she’s not mad.” Jackie says, knowing you take things a little too seriously, and fill in the finder details with little assumptions. “i’m gonna have to move jobs, move out of hawkins- maybe even out of the US!” Your friend laughs at you “jesus, take the weekend off, get your nails done, get your bangs shaped, sleep, eat healthy, work out. Stop spiraling.” You sigh “Yeah I was gonna do this DnD campaign anyway..” Jackie’s disappointed face traveled through the phone “Absolutely not” You furrow your brows “why??” She rolls her eyes “do you wanna be a 18 year old virgin?” You blush “..no” She chews her gum “I’ll send you 30 dollars for a bikini wax”
Now your blush has reached your ears “Jackie!!” You practically scream as you hear the line disconnect, you mumble and start getting ready for the day “stupid jackie..stupid..guy with the hair..” You tease your curls up and out, you put on some makeup, and then you hear the door bell ring. “Y/N it’s for you!” Your mother called up, you smile it has to be Robin coming to see you! You clatter downstairs and open the door to not see Robin, but an envelope with 30$ inside and an ad for a bikini wax place. You blush and your mom asks “The girl with the mousy brown hair left it” You mutter “Jackie..” “WHAT?” your mom calls, her selective hearing coming through. “Jackie!” you say louder. “Hey uh mom? i’m gonna head to the mall” you say before driving to the waxing place. By the end of the day you’ve spent up more than half of your savings, your nails are a pale pink, and your bangs are shaped. Still no call from Robin. You go out to dinner, still no call from Robin. Now you’re changed into a little vintage baby blue nightgown, no makeup, just hair loose down your back, and bangs prettily shaped (however you imagine). When you hear the door bell ring. “Robin?” you say as you saw her, bandaid on her forehead, bunch of flowers in her hand. “I came to make up for our- disaster of a date” You smile “Right now?” She nods “if- if that’s ok?”
You know your parents think you’re asleep, and that they’d kill you if they knew what you were doing. But, you needed to be with Robin. “…lemme change, ok-“ Robin stopped you “you don’t need to..i like this dress, you look like a fairy princess.” You smile and chuckle with her, “I once played tinker bell in my middle schools version of Peter pan..” She laughs. “sorry that was off topic..” Robin takes your hand, you shut the door, and step out with her.
Shed stolen her mom’s car, and shakily made her way to your house.“you risked getting arrested for me?” Robin rolls her eyes “it sounds stupid when you say it like that.” You smile “So you expect me to drive us to your secret location then?” Robin opens a map on the dash board, and you start finding a route, you listen to the radio, and chat. “You know, a snail can sleep for up to 3 years?” She looks at you like that’s the sexiest thing a person could say. “really?” You nod “oh yeah, it’s crazy, it’s like- a self induced coma” That was the whole drive, you spitting out random facts, Robin finding it adorable, urging you on. Until you got to the woods. “oh god, tell me you’re not a serial murderer, i found you really hot” Robin laughs “no, this is where kids used to come
to make out in the 60s” You blush “oh! you wanna do that?” She just nods before leaning in and pressing her lips against yours.