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Lydia Hosek's paintings, drawings, and assorted reblogs. About me: Christian, female, born 1991, United States. Please no unsolicited art requests - other asks welcome

[lydiahosek]

My Favorite Lyrics From Each Fearless Song

Fearless: My hands shake, I'm not usually this way/But you pull me in and I'm a little more brave/It's the first kiss, it's flawless, really somethin'/It's fearless

Fifteen: This is life before you know who you're gonna be

Love Story: Go pick out a white dress

Hey Stephen: Hey Stephen, I could give you fifty reasons/Why I should be the one you choose/All those other girls, well, they're beautiful/But would they write a song for you?

White Horse: Now it's too late for you and your white horse/To catch me now

You Belong With Me: And you've got a smile that can light up this whole town

Breathe: And I can't breathe without you, but I have to

Tell Me Why: You could write a book on how to ruin someone's perfect day

You're Not Sorry: This is the last straw/There's nothing left to beg for

The Way I Loved You: And I never knew I could feel that much/And that's the way I loved you

Forever & Always: I don't feel welcome anymore

The Best Day: And Daddy's smart/And you're the prettiest lady in the whole wide world

Change: They might be bigger but we're faster and never scared

[incorrectwbanimationquotes]

Pinky: Brain! My worst nightmare has come true!

Brain: You found out that ALF is a puppet.

Pinky: He is??!!

[incorrectwbbquotes]

“What does a Steam-Powered Giraffe even eat?”

— Grizzly, probably

[gideonisms]

I think it's so important and crucial for 20 year olds to witness older people who are genuinely bad at some aspects of being a person but are still living lives they find meaningful and enjoyable. Not just "oh I got married and you can too" but like. sometimes you cannot for the life of you finish college or find a good job or stay in a relationship or arrive to locations on time or whatever it is you think when you're 20 that you HAVE to be able to do. But you wind up finding a place in the world anyway. It happens!

[theunsubtleknife]

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

[thatoneconfusedcitrus]

decay sounds more gentle than rot. when something decays, it is gently taken apart in it's comfortable eternal slumber. when something rots, it's violently taken apart with agony. in this essay i will

[thefreewillagency]

Decay sounds passive, just a thing that happens. Rot sounds like there's Something Doing This To You

[willgrahamscock]

if you see me liking contradicting headcanons for the same character just know it's because I do not give a fuck and I have an active imagination #hewouldsaythat

[willgrahamscock]

sometimes it’s not about ‘would he say that or do that’ it’s more like that would be hilarious if he did because I have a jester’s heart

[stephreynaart]

Long day's work

[clownfish-casino]

OKAY I'm curious

where do you write your fics

ellipsus

google docs

directly in the AO3 editor

notes app

physical paper

literally wherever I can (sticky notes, your hand, scrap paper, etc)

something else (tell me in tags or comments !!)

not a fic writer but I wanna press a button too !!!

Remaining time: 7 hours 12 minutes

would appreciate reblogs for sample size ::]

[ofswordsandpens]

idk why people get super pedantic about the movie logic in Home Alone and start and try to pick it apart, because like, its a Christmas movie about a child accidentally being left home alone, the premise isn't exactly asking us to suspend our disbelief that much, and yet nearly every single "gotcha" question I see people bring up about this film is literally answered within the first 15 minutes :/

[ofswordsandpens]

"seriously how did no one in the family not realize Kevin wasn't there?" everyone was rushing so they wouldn't miss the flight but also every other single contingency measure in place became useless: Kevin wasn't supposed to be alone that night but they moved his cousin to a different bed, Kevin's passport was accidentally thrown away by his dad the night before, the neighbor boy threw off the older cousin's head count so she ended up with the "correct" number of kids before they left the house, they dropped the plane tickets at the terminal, the parents sat in a different class than the kids on the plane

"why didn't Kevin go to the police, the neighbors, etc" his neighbors are also on vacation, the phone lines are down, and if seeing the weird guy stalking his house several days earlier as a police officer wasn't enough to make him suspicious of the cops, he also literally thinks he made his family disappear. like magically, supernaturally, willed them out of existence. and he's eight, so

[needsmoreexplosions]

also he accidentally stole a toothbrush from the store and when you're eight years old that means the police are going to put you in jail forever

[scribe-of-storm]

Some people have forgotten that there's an entire genre of Comedy Storytelling called 'The Comedy Of Errors', stemming from the Shakespeare Play of the same name, where unlikely coincidences and misunderstandings and sheer bad fuckin' luck result in a comically escalating situation.

"It's unrealistic for all of this stuff to go wrong in just the right way to cause this story".

Correct.

That's the Joke.

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[playwrongs]

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

[catastrophespouse]

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[kyri45]

local school teacher gets main protagonist-ed against his consent, more at 12.

You guys asked and I delivered more of the Star-Spider Grace AU.

Next part -> ISSUE#2

Also! If you want fics a lot of people started to write the, and you can find them in the PILOT posts i did last week!

Concept by ne and @sam-i-am-27 !

[hailed-marys]

girl help i cant stop thinking about spidergrace

[lillyanne4writes]

My first ever attempt at making a fan edit (or any kind of video editing).

Song is At The Beach, In Every Life by Gigi Perez.

[neverendingfanart]

Hand in hand.