Purple Jacket Productions

Lydia Hosek's paintings, drawings, and assorted reblogs. About me: Christian, female, born 1991, United States. Please no unsolicited art requests - other asks welcome

[incorrectwbanimationquotes]

Pinky: Brain! My worst nightmare has come true!

Brain: You found out that ALF is a puppet.

Pinky: He is??!!

[incorrectwbbquotes]

“What does a Steam-Powered Giraffe even eat?”

— Grizzly, probably

[gideonisms]

I think it's so important and crucial for 20 year olds to witness older people who are genuinely bad at some aspects of being a person but are still living lives they find meaningful and enjoyable. Not just "oh I got married and you can too" but like. sometimes you cannot for the life of you finish college or find a good job or stay in a relationship or arrive to locations on time or whatever it is you think when you're 20 that you HAVE to be able to do. But you wind up finding a place in the world anyway. It happens!

[theunsubtleknife]

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

[thatoneconfusedcitrus]

decay sounds more gentle than rot. when something decays, it is gently taken apart in it's comfortable eternal slumber. when something rots, it's violently taken apart with agony. in this essay i will

[thefreewillagency]

Decay sounds passive, just a thing that happens. Rot sounds like there's Something Doing This To You

[willgrahamscock]

if you see me liking contradicting headcanons for the same character just know it's because I do not give a fuck and I have an active imagination #hewouldsaythat

[willgrahamscock]

sometimes it’s not about ‘would he say that or do that’ it’s more like that would be hilarious if he did because I have a jester’s heart

[stephreynaart]

Long day's work

[clownfish-casino]

OKAY I'm curious

where do you write your fics

ellipsus

google docs

directly in the AO3 editor

notes app

physical paper

literally wherever I can (sticky notes, your hand, scrap paper, etc)

something else (tell me in tags or comments !!)

not a fic writer but I wanna press a button too !!!

Remaining time: 14 hours 41 minutes

would appreciate reblogs for sample size ::]

[ofswordsandpens]

idk why people get super pedantic about the movie logic in Home Alone and start and try to pick it apart, because like, its a Christmas movie about a child accidentally being left home alone, the premise isn't exactly asking us to suspend our disbelief that much, and yet nearly every single "gotcha" question I see people bring up about this film is literally answered within the first 15 minutes :/

[ofswordsandpens]

"seriously how did no one in the family not realize Kevin wasn't there?" everyone was rushing so they wouldn't miss the flight but also every other single contingency measure in place became useless: Kevin wasn't supposed to be alone that night but they moved his cousin to a different bed, Kevin's passport was accidentally thrown away by his dad the night before, the neighbor boy threw off the older cousin's head count so she ended up with the "correct" number of kids before they left the house, they dropped the plane tickets at the terminal, the parents sat in a different class than the kids on the plane

"why didn't Kevin go to the police, the neighbors, etc" his neighbors are also on vacation, the phone lines are down, and if seeing the weird guy stalking his house several days earlier as a police officer wasn't enough to make him suspicious of the cops, he also literally thinks he made his family disappear. like magically, supernaturally, willed them out of existence. and he's eight, so

[needsmoreexplosions]

also he accidentally stole a toothbrush from the store and when you're eight years old that means the police are going to put you in jail forever

[scribe-of-storm]

Some people have forgotten that there's an entire genre of Comedy Storytelling called 'The Comedy Of Errors', stemming from the Shakespeare Play of the same name, where unlikely coincidences and misunderstandings and sheer bad fuckin' luck result in a comically escalating situation.

"It's unrealistic for all of this stuff to go wrong in just the right way to cause this story".

Correct.

That's the Joke.

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[playwrongs]

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

[catastrophespouse]

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[kyri45]

local school teacher gets main protagonist-ed against his consent, more at 12.

You guys asked and I delivered more of the Star-Spider Grace AU.

Next part -> ISSUE#2

Also! If you want fics a lot of people started to write the, and you can find them in the PILOT posts i did last week!

Concept by ne and @sam-i-am-27 !

[hailed-marys]

girl help i cant stop thinking about spidergrace

[lillyanne4writes]

My first ever attempt at making a fan edit (or any kind of video editing).

Song is At The Beach, In Every Life by Gigi Perez.

[neverendingfanart]

Hand in hand.

[julesjuliiet]

Our Rocky 💫

Watched Project Hail Mary for the first time a few days ago and I’m obsessed. The way James Ortiz brings life to Rocky is so mesmerizing to see. I love seeing artists do what they love.

I technically wanted to draw a human version of Rocky but eventually settled for a one sitting session portrait of James <3 8 hours well spent.

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DISCLAIMER: This artwork is not authorised for use in generative AI training or image generation.

Commissioned and personal works may not be altered, sold, or used without permission from me (julesjuliiet).

[lydiahosek]

#this is. so lovely #so loving to his face #and luminous #I remember him saying in an interview that he liked playing Rocky as delicate #that he felt he got to be the most himself he’s been in a role in playing him #this looks like that. to me (via stargirl-and-potts)