In The Trenches

Did you eat the baby?

[vamplire]

girls will say “this healed me” and it’s just a piece of vampire media called interview with the vampire

[spring-ephemeral]

me when i like the 2-3h movie: directors should never have to compromise their vision to appeal to something as fickle as people's "patience". anyone complaining about the movie's length is simply a tiktok-addicted philistine.

me when i don't like the 2-3h movie: once i become god emperor of earth anyone trying to make a movie longer than 90 minutes will be shot.

[skarabrae-stone]

[birdmans]

Diary of a Wimpy Kid dir. Thor Freudenthal

[lemuenic]

[chekhovsbird]

M*A*S*H* - Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

Here’s another mash edit I made back in January after my friend got me thinking about this song

[grumfy]

yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

[assiraphales]

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

[assiraphales]

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

[clerkrard]

[cosmonautroger]

Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)

[princefuckyouknickers]

[rain-droplet]

in fair verona, we lay our scene

[so-many-ocs]

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

you do not have permission to stop caring about vampires just because october is over btw. vampires are a year round event

[purplemuskrat]

"I asked chatgpt-" well I asked three witches putting weird shit in a cauldron and they said that none of woman born shall harm me, so.

[adriennerich]

this rhetoric about art ESPECIALLY books being “traumatic” is inherently right wing and censorious. to insist that a work of fiction can corrupt is deeply puritan moralist thinking and it’s STUPID. some things SHOULD make you uncomfortable.

[fervent-bookwomb]

recency bias is worse now than it ever has been before

[hellalugosi]

Eric Bogosian and Assad Zaman at New York Comic Con (2025)

Queen of the Damned - Part 1, Chapter 4: "The Story of Daniel, the Devil's Minion, or the Boy from Interview with the Vampire" - Anne Rice (1988)

[prokopetz]

"I'm about to have a Joker moment", I say, but the Joker moment in question in this one.

[1percentcharge]

hyperfixations are so embarrassing like nooo don’t look I have a crush. on this tv show