i am terribly awkward

28 year old who drinks too much soda. I am a self-centered, self-conscious ball of anxiety.

[sticksandsharks]

prophet of the flames

my cleric of light, Flint.

[the-memedaddy]

[profeminist]

“lucy liu is really out there creating stunning lesbian art huh…. we stan we stan we stan”

-  @lesbianelsa

Inside Lucy Liu’s Art Studio and Exploring “What We Choose Not to See"

[alittlelife]

“I think people sometimes get the wrong impression when they’re like, ‘Oh, well, so-and-so was straight and then she was gay, and now she’s straight again,’ you know? But it’s like, how many times do I have to kiss a woman before I’m gay? Everybody wants to label people. Sometimes you just fall in love with somebody, and you’re really not thinking about what gender or whatever they happen to be. I think that if I happen to fall in love with a woman, everyone’s going to make a big deal out of it. But if I happen to fall in love with a man, nobody cares.”

— Lucy Liu, Jane magazine, October 2003

[smartass-stripper]

Lucy Liu is bisexual. Stop erasing our patron saint.

[pr1nceshawn]

[cheshirecodeless]

…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?

[jumpingjacktrash]

a hall pass is a thing you can show to school staff to prove you’re wandering the halls with your teacher’s permission, not skipping class. once upon a time it was a piece of paper, but people kept losing those, so around the time i was in high school, teachers started taping the school-issued cardstock hall pass to things like blocks of wood, plastic flowers, and plush toys, to make them harder to lose.

apparently it wasn’t enough.

[bushy-haired-know-it-all]

Also people would steal them so they could have a get out of jail free card if they got caught skipping class.

It’s a little bit easier to find a stolen giant pencil than it is to find a stolen hall pass

[daemonmatthias]

This is eaxctly why hall passes have gotten so extreme.

[helloitsbees]

this is fucking surreal and only adds more weight to my theory that the american public school system is (barely) held together by a dark and arcane magic

[cherie-creme-deactivated2020012]

Also a fact

[smartass-stripper]

My high school definitely had some dark magic going on

[pukicho]

Feeling highly lustful on this night and, a little bit gluttonous !

[chichieef]

Sluttonous

[pukicho]

You have my vote

[boredteen-deactivated20110916]

[autopilot]

[phunderplonics]

the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

why’d you get banned?

[phunderplonics]

touched the rat

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

what rat

[phunderplonics]

chunky cheese

[dankmemeuniversity]

[especially]

[grebcomics]

Taking it easy, watching the clouds :)

[arirna]

[hydro-homies]

“In my day we didn’t complain so mu-”

[mellebellemethod]

It happens this year folks…

[gattomeows]

[super-metroid]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[flyngdream]

[gunseli]