[robomaus]

I know that all the girls on love island are always beautiful every season, but goddamn if they didn’t outdo themselves this time!!

[robomaus]

Praying all my fellow Texans see some sense and:

VOTE FOR JAMES TALARICO IN NOVEMBER

🇺🇸♥️🤠💙🦅♥️⭐️💙🎉

[robomaus]

Things I have to figure out very soon:

How the fuck are we going to set the wedding tables?! I am not printing menus or paying for charger plates or paying $1 per napkin for a fancy fold. I’m so annoyed that all these things are expected.

I guess I need to make a fucking welcome sign? As if people don’t know what wedding they’re attending?

My fiancé wants a Photo Booth so bad. They start at $900. I might just buy a phone tripod and craft a backdrop and let people do it themselves.

The dance floor is outside the reception hall so the cocktail bar is outside too but now idk who will pour the dinner wine.

I hate this process so much!!!!! I wish my MOH or mom lived closer 😭

[robomaus]

Cake tribute band set list

[robomaus]

Which nail shape is better; left or right?

[robomaus]

I’m sad to report that im not able to suspend my disbelief for how fucking fake The Pitt is.

[digitaldiscipline]

[cowboyhatesithere]

Daily gratitude

I don’t have kids

I don’t spend money on nicotine

I don’t gamble my money away on sports

I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions

My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful

[robomaus]

My fiancé said “your hair looks extra good tonight” so I had to document it so I don’t forget the formula

[robomaus]

I do NOT at all want to read that book that’s like: How to Make Friends and Influence people or whatever the actual title is, it sounds too manipulative to me

I want to read a book that is like; How To Be A Good Friend To Others When You Weren’t Properly Socialized As A Child

[robomaus]

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[ohhelloholly]

[modernbaseball]

[robomaus]

My pokemons

[robomaus]

Today someone who said some really hateful stuff to me apologized, but then also said they were sad that I potentially hated them, and I was like…. That’s the cost of doing your business baby. Lmao

[robomaus]