🧡Ribbon Threnody🧡

She/Her 🧡 A friend to the friendless 🧡 Looking for purpose and opportunity 🧡

[robonthrenody]

Greetings. I am a Ribbon Threnody™ model of the greater Ribbon™ line of androids. I was recommended to join Umablr in order to cement my image as a student of Tracen Academy. To all who visit my page, welcome.

// A robotic interpretation of Ribbon Threnody by the same writer as @yearofconfusion. She is designed to assist primarily those who are nearing the end of their lives, but is capable of much more.

// Both mun and muse are She/Her

// Brought upon by the rift from a bad timeline.

// Shipping unlikely but I have been surprised before. Likely no NSFW with this one however.

[tracen-general-practitioner]

I keep hearin’ organ music so just be ready in case the vampires try to get ya.

[robonthrenody]

Unlikely; I do not have blood.

[party-rockin-uma]

Iron Lung

Amazing movie and also what I’m probably gonna develop in the future…just like my dad.

[robonthrenody]

Incorrect: Iron lung is a device, and not a condition.

[tracen-general-practitioner]

I’ve been rewatchin’ every episode o’ the show friends at half the speed so I can really understand it.

[robonthrenody]

What are your findings thus far.

[robonthrenody]

What's your favourite food?

can you eat? If you can't, what's your favourite uh... charging... station??

Such questions are irrelevant to me. I have only one compatible charging port and I cannot eat.

[inf0mati0n-savvy]

Damn, the pigs are trying to shut me down…

[robonthrenody]

No such thing was stated.

[inf0mati0n-savvy]

Y’know, sometimes it’s like Uma’s forget I have cameras in every room.

*Wink*

[robonthrenody]

Please report to the director's office.

[4leavesofluck]

My teammate Vodka already spoiled this, but in case you haven't heard, I'm dropping out of the Unity Cup.

In fact, I won't be racing at all this year.

[robonthrenody]

AMBER CHOUCHOU ALERT: It has come to our attention that students Skibidi Rizz (@thealphaoftheleaders) and Question Mark (@generationofthestar) have gone missing and have been missing for several days. We at Tracen Academy apologize to Skibidi Rizz and Question Mark's friends and family for not having detected this sooner. The police have been notified on their disappearance; if anyone spots them, please report it immediately.

[meisho-doto-blue]

Glad you found Opera O again! You two are perfect for each other, since nobody else likes either of you anyway~

-🍁 anon

Huh? No one likes me?

[yayoi-akikawa-official]

We're working on tracking down this cyber bully. Don't respond to any of their asks.

You are well liked and popular. Though just dumping Mochi was a bit of a jerk move.

[robonthrenody]

I thought you were unwilling to cooperate with master.

[airgrooveofficial]

About the Labyrinth, the student known as Eldritch Curse has already handled it.

She doesn't talk much, but she is a capable guardian for the labyrinth.

A "guardian?" While I'm relieved to find out the situation is under control, the idea of a single student handling an academy-wide problem like this is concerning, to say the least. Capable or not, Eldritch Curse should not have to handle this alone. Please tell her on behalf of the student council that, should she encounter any problems, to come to us right away.

[robonthrenody]

It is a pleasure to have someone like you among the student body, Air Groove.

[robonthrenody]

Error: I am to serve the current director of the school in my former master, Akikawa's, absence. However, Akikawa is present, but not as the director. Who am I to serve?

[c0smic-verse]

It [depends], in your circuitry, who do [you] place your [undivided] faith in.

[robonthrenody]

As a robot, I do not have any personal opinions towards anyone other than whoever is currently my master or a threat to my master.

[c0smic-verse]

Then [who] do you believe to be [your] master at [this] moment.

[robonthrenody]

It is the acting director, Riko Kashimoto, I have been instructed.

[robonthrenody]

Error: I am to serve the current director of the school in my former master, Akikawa's, absence. However, Akikawa is present, but not as the director. Who am I to serve?

[c0smic-verse]

It [depends], in your circuitry, who do [you] place your [undivided] faith in.

[robonthrenody]

As a robot, I do not have any personal opinions towards anyone other than whoever is currently my master or a threat to my master.

[robonthrenody]

Error: I am to serve the current director of the school in my former master, Akikawa's, absence. However, Akikawa is present, but not as the director. Who am I to serve?

[united-industry]

I never take vacations because that would show people that they can live without me!!!!!!!

[robonthrenody]

Would you like to be scheduled an appointment with the school therapist.

[united-industry]

Therapy is for loser bitches!!!!!!!! They taught me that at Yale!!!!!!!!!!

[robonthrenody]

Logical error: there is no class in Yale that teaches what is and is not for, quote, "loser bitches".

[united-industry]

The teacher in finance class talked a lot about how lame therapy is!!!!!!!!!!

[robonthrenody]

Is that the reason why you have to hire Holy Cure to do your taxes for you.

[united-industry]

Yeah!!!!!!!!

[robonthrenody]

You are going to the school therapist.

[united-industry]

I never take vacations because that would show people that they can live without me!!!!!!!

[robonthrenody]

Would you like to be scheduled an appointment with the school therapist.

[united-industry]

Therapy is for loser bitches!!!!!!!! They taught me that at Yale!!!!!!!!!!

[robonthrenody]

Logical error: there is no class in Yale that teaches what is and is not for, quote, "loser bitches".

[united-industry]

The teacher in finance class talked a lot about how lame therapy is!!!!!!!!!!

[robonthrenody]

Is that the reason why you have to hire Holy Cure to do your taxes for you.

[united-industry]

I never take vacations because that would show people that they can live without me!!!!!!!

[robonthrenody]

Would you like to be scheduled an appointment with the school therapist.

[united-industry]

Therapy is for loser bitches!!!!!!!! They taught me that at Yale!!!!!!!!!!

[robonthrenody]

Logical error: there is no class in Yale that teaches what is and is not for, quote, "loser bitches".