bamboozled again.

i think i might be a swamp monster idk tho

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book is just tree phone.

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“Oh! I said that! That’s why it’s funny!”

-megan

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“Ha ha ha! I said that! It’s from me! It’s all stolen from me!!”

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“This is like child trafficking except the children are my word babies”

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“Oh! I said that! That’s why it’s funny!”

-megan

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“Ha ha ha! I said that! It’s from me! It’s all stolen from me!!”

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“Oh! I said that! That’s why it’s funny!”

-megan

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i want somebody to look at me the way two dog owners look at each other when their dogs start fighting in passing

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to whoever ordered 100 rhinestone buttons from china

enjoy my blue harmonica

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the one meme to rule them all:

agriculture

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poop

-me

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you can’t force genius unto the world, but you can force me to post

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guide to being the dark academic you’ve always aspired to be

1. stand in the middle of a lake staring at the way the moonlight reflects off the blood on your hands

2. start using words with more syllables because it sounds smarter and you need everyone to know how smart you are so they won’t know you bribed your way into the gentleman’s club

3. cover your chin with a black scarf so people can’t see the scar you got from turning the pages of the encyclopaedia too quickly

4. clutter your room with things that you bought from old charity shops, so you can watch them collect dust (and so you won’t have to look at that mysterious red stain on the floor)

5. buy a coffin to sleep in (you can find one secondhand if it’s too expensive - don’t worry, that just adds to the mystique). 

6. string balls of cosy yarn across the floor, lest any intruders come. this way, you can catch them easily. 

7. spell your name wrong to prevent identity theft

8. cut all your hair off in an attempt to become someone else and then send the locks to your neighbours (don’t provide context)

9. dig yourself a grave four feet to the left of the nearest skyscraper

10. don’t look behind your shoulder or you’ll see her. donna. 

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join the club

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literally *slaps table* i am dead inside

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i abide not by society’s petty constructs but by my own

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the prince and the pauper (mark twain) is just a genderbend fanfic of the classic princess and the pauper (starring barbie)

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sometimes, i wish my name were egg.

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just egg

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sometimes, i wish my name were egg.

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tumblr tags are a rebirth of the imagist movement of early twentieth century anglo-american poetry

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sorry i dont watch dubbed animes, i only watch the original versions narrated by sir david frederick attenborough