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hey i'm your local piss gremlin. any pronouns are fine, i literally do not care how you refer to me.

[roboticgrapefruit]

PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE REMEMBERS HER

SHE WAS SUCH A LEGEND OMG, they did her so dirty in the reboot though

what a horrible downgrade. 

[roboticgrapefruit]

tbh why is it that i always start thirsting over a character around thanksgiving/christmas time, this is literally the time of year that i’m supposed to be a good holy boy but no i’m going absolutely feral over some fucking fictional character making whole ass pinterest boards of sexy fan art of them

[roboticgrapefruit]

whoever the hell invented taco salad needs their ass eaten so good

[roboticgrapefruit]

so like

I have decided that i am going to become an irl tumblr sexyman so y’all give me advice

[suck0nmyb411]

I would give this man the wettest sloppy droppy tongue twister sucker gawk gawk 3000 in his 30 years living

[neoanatomy]

Lets get his game super popular so i can finally submit him to the tumblr sexyman wiki

[wrongedgeworth]

interviewer: let's talk romance. are there any ladies in the picture?

albert, leaning forward threateningly: tell me every aspect of my personality that made you assume i was straight so that i can change it immediately

[roboticgrapefruit]

No bc there is actually no way Albert could be straight, there’s no way any of the characters in this series could be straight. there’s just no fucking way, it isn’t possible. 

[roboticgrapefruit]

It’s 2 in the morning and all i’ve been thinking about for the past week is how the fuck a fictional therapist in his 30′s can be so sexy like damn i’d see him for more than just therapy

[roboticgrapefruit]

There’s no way in hell this fucker is straight