Miracle Treat

[portaltwo-deactivated20231028]

“using keep inventory is cheating and you’re not playing minecraft the REAL way” <- this guy cant get home by jumping into a 100 block deep ravine 

[portaltwo-deactivated20231028]

[natti-ice-deactivated20221207]

Found this on Pinterest !!

[ubercharge]

i can’t stop fucking laughing

[cactusjerk]

[maculategiraffe]

my mom didn’t believe in lying to children so when I first asked about santa claus as a small child she was like “oh santa claus is another name for a man named saint nicholas who lived a long time ago. he was a very kind and generous man and he loved giving people presents and he would do things like put presents in people’s stockings when they were hung up to dry by the fire, so they would find them and be surprised. so now when we give presents at christmas it’s fun to pretend saint nicholas or ‘santa claus’ brings them. and we hang up stockings by the fire and when we get up in the morning there are presents in them, just like if saint nicholas was still alive to bring them!”

so that thanksgiving one of my uncles said jovially “so mac, are you being good for santa claus?” and little (not quite three year old) mac looked up and raised an eyebrow and said witheringly “he’s dead.”

[impressiveexcess]

[ex1st]

80% of the ocean has not been explored. there could be a Dollar General down there

[egberts]

80% of the ocean is unexplored by YOU GUYS. i've seen the whole thing

[deanwinchesterapologist]

It feels like tomorrow is supposed to be friday. But it will be a thursday instead. another of gods little tricks

[firefox-official]

playing spot the newcomer is easy because they’re the mfs who censor everything

[firefox-official]

“unalive” “k!ll” you can be free here. loosen up

[firefox-official]

i dont know how to break this to you but saying the word kill will not influence that

[the-last-teabender]

I've got another wild surprise for you about how Tumblr works.

[vampirebriar]

[universejunction]

I'm so glad to see @firefox-official can be trusted, thanks to those important blue internet checkmarks

[scruffpuppy]

please bring back 2014 indie pop (i could care less that a few of these songs were pre or post the 2014 era if the song fits it fits)

cecelia and the satellite by andrew mcmahon in the wilderness

i wanna get better by bleachers

cigarette daydreams by cage the elephant

ways to go by grouplove

girls by the 1975

miracle mile by cold war kids

take a walk by passion pit

little talks by of monsters and men

tongue tied by grouplove

midnight city by m83

undercover martyn by two door cinema club

i can talk by two door cinema club

young blood by the naked and famous

kids by mgmt

1901 by phoenix

young folks by peter bjorn and john

daylight by matt & kim

animal by neon trees

stolen dance by milky chance

out of my league by fitz and the tantrums

talk too much by coin

greek tragedy by the wombats

chocolate by the 1975

anna sun by walk the moon

everybody talks by neon trees

what you know by two door cinema club

dancing on glass by st lucia

FEEL FREE TO READ THE PART AT THE TOP WHERE I SAY ITS NOT ALL FROM 2014 THANKS!

[nancybongwater-deactivated20230]

[tootboi]

[cromerholt]

[cop-disliker69]

[cromerholt]

all-new fidget toy i get frpm www. parking lot .crom

[chickensnack]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[ankle-beez]

HAPPY ONE MILLION NOTES TO TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM DOG

[kamalahq]