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I’m chained up in a basement and tortured + bleeding but I’m not an emaciated little twink so no one even cared enough to jack off to it

memorycycle

dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

mantaradio

can't get an algorithm like this on twitter

memorycycle

its not the algorithm my friend thats literally 9 other posts i made that night

laneynoir

Fixed it.

3000s

tumblr giveaway

reblog to win one of that

goetic-justice

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

goetic-justice

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

chilewithcarnage

this is the second case ive seen of a black child going missing and then found lynched, what the fuck is going on

glamygdala

Her name is Juliana Nzita.

d1anna

Hi, my name is Bueia Umba and I am fundraising for Juliana Nzita. It is with deep sorrow… Bueia Umba necesita tu apoyo para Donate in MEMOR

her family’s gofundme!!

aurora-sadprose

put down that c.ai thing and read y/n fics like god intended.

strangegoingson

depsidase

transfemjedediahwicker

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

punkitt-is-here

Lesbian girl named Rock Papers who....well, you'll never guess what she does

orpheuslament

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

spelldealer

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

enameledcoppergirl

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