Robot Shaming

There are a lot of bad robots in the world(s). We try to keep them in line.

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Seriously, robot, give us the keys. You’re drunk.

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It’s okay, robots. You can’t have a robot uprising without a little robot-falling-downing.

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Seriously, robots. It's like you're not even trying anymore.

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Hiring you as a pool cleaner was a terrible idea. Your only job was to make sure the water continued to CIRCULATE CIRCULATE CIRCULATE and you couldn't even manage that, robot.

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What's the matter, robot? It's just a little laser. Grow up.

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Way to go, robot. Now you're almost half as awkward as Young Bill Gates.

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Spirit, you have single-handedly turned the entire internet into a bunch of 12-year-olds. I hope you're happy.

Submitted by myownlittlefaerieland

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Good job, robot. Thank you (and your operators) for your hard work. You will not be shamed today.

Photo from twitter.

[colchrishadfield]

I’m used to rivers that know what they’re doing.

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Since this photo was taken from onboard an orbiting solar-powered robot space-castle, I will post it as a one-time river shaming.

[achaosmuppet]

[twicr]

This just won the Internet.

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On the other hand, that Roomba wasn't even equipped with lasers. It should have looked like this: 

For shame, robot.

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Robots? Where we're going, we don't need robots.

Submitted by Dan McIntyre

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I swear if you don't behave this instant we are turning this ion engine right around and going home.

Submitted by Kevin

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We just can't take you anywhere, robot.

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I realize Mars is in solar conjunction right now, but would it kill you to give us a call once in a while?

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Quitter.

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We only locked you in the same tiny capsule for 7 months; can't we expect even a modicum of professionalism out of you two?

Submitted by Dan