[robynalltimelow]

billy & stu steal my heart challenge

[randymeeksreactions]

“Do not chloroform and fake kidnap your friends.”

— Randy Meeks’ honorary fourth rule for surviving a horror movie

[welcometohell-myfriends]

“You ever have that thing happen, and your just like, this is it. This is my villain backstory”

Billy Loomis, Definitely

[welcometohell-myfriends]

“I guess I’ll drink away my sorrows *opens Capri sun*”

Stu Macher, probably

[captaindallonweekes]

i just wanna say that i’m sort of proud of dallon for going from “i’ve never gotten drunk but i’d be a punk if my mom would let me” to “absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. no, i don’t care what mama says”

[voyeur-in-the-mirror]

“My name is ‘Very Fucking Confused’!”

[robynalltimelow]

I just saw that you said Dallon is Bottom and I instantly followed you

king mindset.

[robynalltimelow]

me, @ detective perez:

[wiccamanda]

OOFT.

[robynalltimelow]

good morning to everyone except people who think dallon tops

[seeking-dreamland]

i don’t even ship brallon that much but dallons a bottom

[robynalltimelow]

you’re so fucking valid dude

[robynalltimelow]

john: your aim in this game is to kill adam. you have until six on the dot to do it.

me, acting surprised even though i’ve seen the movie 60 times:

[robynalltimelow]

rian dawson let me love you challenge

[spicymemesociety]

[robynalltimelow]

john: most people are ungrateful to be alive, but not you. not anymore.

amanda:

[trzns-deactivated20190422]

me: i’m a bottom. i can’t do this

the drivers ed instructor: for the last time i don’t know what that means. i’m just trying to teach you to parallel park

[rebsbody]

RDJ: we have a new cast member, his name is Tom.

Tom: *waves* hi.

RDJ: now Tom here is-

Seb and Mackie simultaneously: A BITCH

[worstseawitch]

So last night I had a dream about the SAW movies and everything was the same except Oompa Loompas came out to sing a song about every person who died.

[mmmskulljuice]

Oompa Loompa doopity dee, If you were wise, you’d gouge out the key Oompa Loompa  it ain’t so nice When your whole head is crushed in a vice