Zambie Quest

What are you looking at dicknose?

[chuckletons]

just made the best non-looping gif i think

[chuckletons]

[chuckletons]

i said it was non-looping i'm sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!

[redtextedquotes]

Everybody looking at this post

[astralynx]

[rabidmongoose667]

@literally-an-envelope

[babyanimalgifs]

Rescued dove learns to eat by watching others. No more force feeding! 

(Source)

[birdhug]

the doves in the video are like “Whats up gamers welcome to another eating tutorial”

[birlinterrupted]

ENOUGH is EnOUgH

[spacehippieface]

[horrorvillage]

please watch this

[midnight-defender-deactivated20]

wow, this might be the only realistic portrayal of metalheads I’ve seen in media

[unknought]

the nervous system of a generic bilaterian animal, from Wikipedia

You are merely a specific instance of this guy.

[as-if-and-only-if]

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound

[bogleech]

when a cartoon character raids a refrigerator and comes out with a big armful of generic food like a whole dangling chain of sausages and an oversized drumstick and entire cheese wheel like nobody in real life really keeps in the refrigerator anymore…that’s what I want. Give me that.

[cobraonthecob]

😹😹😹

[fantasticsacabambaspis]

[inconsequentially]

truly…peak comedy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tinkywinkydesire]

[supahighposts]

[freakonakaleesh]

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

[freakonakaleesh]

[hieronymus-bush]

I wish everyone who is demanding to be able to go on vacation would just stay home and do LSD instead of infecting everyone at an Applebee’s.

[blessyourheartlittleone]

What’s your typical day like?

i wake up. i malfunction. i call it a day