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Sexual tension sentence starters

as requested by anon. note: some of these work better if one of the muses is pushed up against a wall. part two ( x ) and more angry ones ( x )

Angry

“Make me.”

“I dare you.”

“Bite me.”

“You think you can just run that pretty mouth of yours whenever you want?!”

“Wanna bet?”

“If you complain that it’s hot one more time, I’m going to give you a reason to sweat.”

“Prove it.”

“What’s in it for me?”

“If you bite your lip one more time, I’m going to do it for you.”

“Oh, well fuck me, then.”

“Shut up!”

“Yell at me again, and I’ll give you a real reason to scream.”

Flirty

“I wish we weren’t out in public…”

“Wow, you’re really strong.”

“Wanna go for a ride?”

“You sure can’t keep your hands to yourself…”

“Ah, I think I need a new bed.”

“Can you help me with my tie?” / “Can you zip up my dress for me?”

“You have really nice fingers…”

“Are we going downtown?”

“You should come by my place…I’ll give you the grand tour.”

“That outfit looks good on you. But, you’d also look good without the outfit.”

“What do you wear to bed?”

Awkward

“Do you have to eat it like that?”

“Uhm–t-those shorts look tight–”

“Hey, stop biting your lip…”

“Wha–is that a banana in your pocket?”

“You’re standing a little close to me…”

“Hey–you’ve got a little something on your face–”

“My keys are in my pocket. Can you get them for me?”

“Help me find the D? I mean, the variable–i-it’s math…”

“I just wanna grab your bu–hand. Grab your hand.”

“*purely staring at (muse name)’s lips*”

#SINDAY #REPORTS || MEMES

nikish-sa

#THE BEAST BRANDISHES A KNIFE || AES #SHARPENING KNIVES || QUEUED #weapon cw

vaememes

💔 HEART ACHE SENTENCE PROMPTS !

❝ You are a victim of your own broken heart. ❞

❝ You’re breaking my heart. ❞

❝ The heart is just a muscle, isn’t that right? ❞

❝ You’ve left a void in me that cannot be filled. ❞

❝ Time does not heal a broken heart as they say. ❞

❝ How do you cope when the love is with somebody else? ❞

❝ Well, you can’t have heartbreak without love. ❞

❝ Love is supposed to heal, to be your haven from misery. ❞

❝ My heart no longer felt as if it belonged to me. ❞

❝ There is an ocean of silence between us… and I am drowning in it. ❞

❝ Raw love, like raw heartache, could blindside you. ❞

❝ I was born the day you kissed me, died the day you left me. ❞

❝ I’ve fallen victim to love once in my life, it was enough for me. ❞

❝ I think perhaps I will always hold a candle for you – even until it burns my hand. ❞

❝ I would have followed you to hell and back… if only you’d lead me back. ❞

❝ I had fallen but you were not there to catch me. ❞

❝ This pain has not passed, this pain, I’m afraid, it will never pass. ❞

❝ A broken heart can be as lethal as a bullet to the brain. ❞

❝ As if you gave your heart to autumn, for what it destroys never blossoms again. ❞

❝ A single heartbreak teaches you more than what a lifetime of schooling can. ❞

❝ You taught me how to live with you, now tell me how to live without you… ❞

❝ You hurt me and yet I cannot stay away, I am miserable either way. ❞

❝ Do you know why he did what he did to you? Because he could. ❞

❝ I have been bitter since the day you broke my heart. ❞

❝ Today is just another day of trying to get by without you. ❞

❝ An entire world of people can never replace the one that I’ve lost. ❞

❝ I cannot carry on with my future when I am stuck in my past. ❞

❝ Many things we die but this love I have for you will not. ❞

❝ I could never love another as I do you, even if I wanted to. ❞

❝ This heart break will be the death of me. ❞

❝ I still fight and I don’t know why. ❞

❝ If our love is tragedy then are you my remedy? ❞

❝ When you’re ready, come find me, my heart is open. ❞

❝ Love is both, the strongest and the weakest thing you can have in life. ❞

❝ Black misery painted on a blood red heart. ❞

❝ You make me feel like a firefly. Trapped in a belljar; starved for love. ❞

❝ Sometimes your eyes are not the only place the tears fall from. ❞

❝ My heart does not beat, it aches, for you. ❞

❝ Do you even know how you make me weak? ❞

❝ If you lose your one and only, there’s always room here for the lonely. ❞

❝ Part of me aches at the thought of her being so close yet so untouchable. ❞

❝ Sometimes it feels like love and sometimes it feels like the death. ❞

❝ I don’t know where your heart is but mine is bruised. ❞

❝ I tried to wash the scars and marks from under my skin but you’re etched in me like stone.❞

❝ You call it love, but still you hate me? ❞

❝ You’re the pain and the medicine, one taste and I’m numb again. ❞

❝ With you next to me, there’s no darkness I can’t overcome. ❞

❝ They don’t love you the way I love you. ❞

❝ What a wicked way to treat the one that loves you. ❞

❝ What’s worse, looking jealous or crazy? ❞

❝ There’s a fire starting in my heart, it’s bringing me out the dark. ❞

❝ The scars of your love remind me of us. ❞

❝ Tears of blood fall from my broken heart. ❞

❝ Never mind, I’ll find someone like you. ❞

❝ When it’s all said and done, I’m still in love with you. ❞

❝ I want you to know that I’m all yours. ❞

❝ You could break my heart in two but when it heals, it beats for you. ❞

❝ The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it… ❞

❝ Jealousy is just love and hate at the same time. ❞

❝ I know you still think about the times we had. ❞

❝ I’ve been so selfish because I love you so much. ❞

❝ You’re just like a pill, instead of making me better, you keep making me ill. ❞

❝ I bet you start loving me as soon as I start loving somebody else. ❞

❝ Do you ever think of me when you lie? ❞

❝ I fell for your lies, you hurt me, all the time. ❞

❝ Despite everything, I still remain loving you. ❞

❝ I’m waiting for the one day to come, when I can look at you and feel nothing. ❞

❝ Love creeps up on you, you never know how hard it’s there until they leave. ❞

❝ I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to forgive myself for just how badly I broke you.. ❞

❝ What chance did we have against fate? ❞

❝ Be careful when fixing broken people. You may end up cutting yourself. ❞

❝ Every other lover will always be compared to you. ❞

❝ I would recognize your heartbeat from the ends of space. ❞

❝ Even in dreams, ghosts of former happiness haunt me. ❞

❝ You should see me when my heart is broken. I don’t grieve, I shatter. ❞

❝ Love, but don’t fall in love because everything that falls breaks. ❞

❝ If my love was a war, you only fought for the glory of winning. ❞

❝ How many hearts have you collected? How many chests have you left aching and empty? ❞

❝ I have not broken your heart - you have broken it; and in breaking it, you have broken mine. ❞

❝ If it’s a question of my heart, you’ve got it. It don’t belong to anyone but you. ❞

#REPORTS || MEMES #[[ reeling in the angst lol i missed writing it ]]

eliminated

#EXECUTIONER'S LAMENT || MUSINGS #SHARPENING KNIVES || QUEUED

kurrusu

#THE BEAST BRANDISHES A KNIFE || AES #SHARPENING KNIVES || QUEUED #weapon cw

lmte

#THE BEAST BRANDISHES A KNIFE || AES #SHARPENING KNIVES || QUEUED #blood tw

doujinshi

#THE BEAST BRANDISHES A KNIFE || AES #MAN'S BEST FRIEND || REX #EXECUTIONER'S ASSISTANTS || TEAM #SHARPENING KNIVES || QUEUED #blood tw

notparkr-deactivated20200822

wait I know butterfly knife tricks do ladies think thats sexy or what

#[[ proton has probably said this before LMAO ]]#EXECUTIONER'S LAMENT || MUSINGS #SHARPENING KNIVES || QUEUED

devils-queen

❌

#[[ proton @ the ppl he's killed lol ]]#THE BEAST BRANDISHES A KNIFE || AES #SHARPENING KNIVES || QUEUED

▩

[[ GOURMET CHEF // NOT ACCEPTING ]]

He didn’t expect this transfer grunt to ask him for anything. Regardless, the Executive turned to his cooking supplies. After all, Kiwi was a guest.

Proton thought about what to cook for her, for a moment. He didn’t work with Hoennian food very often, so he had a small amount to work with. He decided to go for something simple. Grilled Linoone. He served it to the woman with a side of soy sauce.

❝ Enjoy. ❞

#[[ shorter one bc it's 12am and im gettin sweepy skxhxj ]]#FILING REPORT . . . || ANSWERED #magma-mouse

▩ for TR!Morty :3c

[[ GOURMET CHEF // ACCEPTING ]]

❝ You think you deserve my cooking after what you said to me? ❞

I think the fuck not, thot.

#[[ REST IN PEACE MORTY ]]#FILING REPORT . . . || ANSWERED #heartbxnd

▩ :shrug:

[[ GOURMET CHEF // ACCEPTING ]]

❝ I’ll cook you something. ❞ He was much more satisfied to cook something for Mel, rather than others who’ve asked. Proton got right to it, cracking open some small rocks. Inside was soft flesh, which used to belong to a living Onix.

The meat of an Onix isn’t something most people would ever consider, as it was quite chewy. Proton finds a way around this, though, tenderizing the meat by cooking it slowly. It was perfect for a stew. The Executive prepared a white cream stew, containing Onix meat and various vegetables, serving it to the woman in an orange bowl.

❝ There you go. I do hope you enjoy it. ❞

#FILING REPORT . . . || ANSWERED #fracturedhues

Send me a ▩ and my character will cook yours a meal

[[ GOURMET CHEF // ACCEPTING ]]

Am I feeding every person in Team Rocket now?

That was the first thought that crossed Proton’s mind when Jade asked for his own dish. After he made his first dish for someone, multiple people have now asked him to prepare them a dish as well. All of them were curtly declined, but he agreed to make one for the lawyer on the premise that he owed the man something for taking him out for drinks once.

Back to the kitchen he goes.

The Executive approached Jade once he finished. He had chosen Grumpig this time, the Pokémon’s meat is wonderfully tender and juicy when cooked right, especially fried. Finely-chopped lettuce sat underneath the pork, mostly for looks, as the real showstopper was the dipping sauce. ❝ Grumpig cutlet. ❞ He handed the plate to Jade and headed back to the kitchen. He had a feeling he will be making more than just two dishes.

#FILING REPORT . . . || ANSWERED #rocketlawyerjade

▩

[[ GOURMET CHEF // ACCEPTING ]]

Blue had requested that Proton cooked something for her, to which the Executive wasn’t too keen on accepting. After a moment of hesitation, he entered one of the kitchens within the HQ, provided to those who preferred cooking their meals themselves, or to feed grunts who otherwise are unable to support themselves in their low times. It wasn’t a top-notch kitchen, like those in rich gourmet restaurants, but it was a fairly decent one.

Proton enjoyed working with meat, it was his specialty. So, he chose to cook a meat-based dish, grabbing a freshly plucked Farfetch’d out of the fridge. An hour or so passed, before the man approached the girl again, holding a warm plate in one hand, which he set in front of her, along with a small glass that was filled with a sauce.