Empress Of Lost Light

[fraile-blog]

[frolic-chronis]

[sobeitjayt]

Dont you hate when you slip up and tell people ya business 

[bestofpokemongo]

“This is my reality” (My boyfriend’s house is a Magikarp nest)

[sthollis-deactivated20180216]

[angelrecipe-deactivated20180602]

people who complain about dinosaurs “not being scary anymore” because its been discovered they have feathers and are closely related to/ancestors of birds are so bizarre like

its not about how scary they are, they are/were real life animals and what matters is learning more about them, not how well they fit into your science fiction horror film lol

can you imagine a 13 foot chicken running at you with full intent to eat you??? thats fucking terrifying holy shit

[roachpatrol]

peacocks are synonymous with vain, frivolous beauty and they will attack cars. they will attack you while you try to get to your car. they’re like six feet of useless feathers and they will destroy you. imagine if they were carnivorous and had functional spurs. 

a t-rex could look like a gay disco ball and i guarantee that you would fucking book it if it had a problem with you

[thepioden]

listen

listen

have you ever met a swan

if anything the birdier they get the scarier they are

[dreverybodyilovedies]

Australia literally fought a war against giant birds AND FUCKING LOST

[hyena-butts]

@kidwithheadphones

[arumine-kaoru]

Overheard in the student lounge:

“Oh man, I can’t deal with birds ‘cause they’re dinosaurs and sometimes it’s like they get this glint in their eyes and they remember.”

“Have you ever interacted with a goose? ‘Cause those things are dicks.”

[ackreeits-deactivated20170613]

[for-those-rainy-days-blog]

[seppin]

[approach]

[punacceptable]

if ur a humor blog u should reblog my selfies bc theyre a joke

[onlytwitterpics]

[thebabyanimals]

[shakesbier]

please dont be a bitch to me

bcs then I’ll have to be a bitch back, and I can do it better than u

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[angryforwhat-deactivated2019072]

[allteeensrelate]

nipplesandpizza:

-weheartit

[angryforwhat-deactivated2019072]

-weheartit