dog with a blog

#face #and what have you done

so this is christmas

MY BOYFRIEND, THE BAKER’S HUSBAND, OWNS A EASY BAKE. DOES ANYONE GET WHY THATS SO INSULTING

@rockinbrock , i think we need a break

#emeliab #sry not sry

janwithaplan

also just sayin the president is /probably/ innunaki

i had to google what the annunaki was but honestly, it wouldn’t surprise me whatsoever.

#why has no one commented on this

New Cryptid

janwithaplan

……tfw u realize that with all this talk of conspiracies, ur own brother could be the source of like half of them…..

#the search continues...........#janwithaplan

BUT HE ISN'T THE LIZARD MAN IS HE ????????

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me: *watches buzzfeed unsolved once*

me:

#janwithaplan #holy shit u right

janwithaplan

rockinbrock:

@janwithaplan a plan called me adorable, i’d just like to go on record with that

i mean aM I WRONG THO

#😂😂#we're both cute #janwithaplan

I just realized I typed "a plan called me adorable"

the best secret agents out there @janwithaplan

#jan #janwithaplan #could this be the work of the LIZARD MAN?

My mom gave me such a cool name. it's like when I was born she just knew I was gonna be the coolest person to ever exist

@janwithaplan a plan called me adorable, i'd just like to go on record with that

#janwithaplan #❤️#you're cute too i GUESS #jk you're pretty damn cute

I look like a crazy man

#luluinatutu #lulu #love you babe

I'm so lucky, look at my girlfriend 😍

by the looks of my blog right now all i do is fucking eat

i have received next to no love today so we’re going to play a game… @rockinbrock

This post genuinely scared me

go to the bakery, look in the oven

You're so fucking cute

#emeliab #going now

i have received next to no love today so we’re going to play a game… @rockinbrock

This post genuinely scared me

#emeliab #👀

putting the same picture twice in the same post for the aesthetic