[depsidase]

[dogpuppy]

[monamoni]

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[lalafreaknastyland]

I need more sexually open freaky friends 😍

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[cockadventure]

so uh i'm interested in seeing cock

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[terramythos]

apparently amazon's AI catastrophically fucked up and equated bytes with gigabytes so started billing aws customers literally billions of dollars for their data usage

[terramythos]

the percentage increase. i'm fucking wheezing

[ralfmaximus]

They're hoping somebody's AI accountant blindly pays their bill.

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[oldguydoesstuff]

Remembering "Creepy Watson", the meme spawned from the (arguably lazy) game mechanics of the Frogwares Sherlock Holmes games of the early 2000s.

You play first-person as Sherlock and Watson is meant to be at your side as your companion throughout the game, but the programmers lacked the time, energy or most likely budget to animate Watsons walk, so he just kind of teleported near you when you were not looking, in a sometimes unexpected and unsettling way.

The strange game mechanic went viral on YouTube and the Creepy Watson meme was born. Respect though to Frogwares for later not just quietly fixing Watson but giving a nod to the meme by including a short called "The Return of Creepy Watson" in a later release of their new game engine.

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[pjackk]

Ok so apparently the girls went out for tinis and bruschetta without me

[slunch]

[feather-bone]

I hold your heart and you hold mine.

[mossycakes]

we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[endofalltim]