This post generator is surprisingly coherent
“the difference between crows and ravens is that crows romanticize sin”
“let’s get down to business to kinkshame werewolves”
I’d say that’s surprisngly on brand, but lets be honest, it’s the opposite of my brand.
at my sleepover, we will engage in fun activities. for example, we can battle adam sandler
I’m not a person. I’m a bunch of Legos and I’m scared of birds.
god i love eels. god i love eels so much i love eels because they only care about late capitalism
i am writing a wikihow article about how to roll across the plains and spread the good word about monsters
is your bed made? is your sweater on? do you want to try to cheer up by thinking about neurotypicals
When I wake up, I immediately enjoy the sewer.
Congrats, you’re modern Shrek
my favorite panic at the disco song is: wriggle in the swamp and love bugs
for just 5 easy payments of 9.99 you can blog about misery
aaa!! i use chaos
dont be sad! youre a small leaf and its ok to want to dream about the swamp
i went in the gym and a guy asked me if i even lift. BRO have you SEEN my MASCLES? i will punish him and buy perfume that smells like peperony and chease
i dont feel love or affection for humankind. i only be sad and desire every single person on the earth
lets get down to business to popularize the moon
i only know how to only care about space
aaa!! it’s time to kiss the slime hovel?
i dont trust horses bc they are too tall. and they avoid black sludge
GGGG GG OTtA GO TO THE SL UG RACe gOt TO GO FAST AT TH e s lug race… pray to pearl
im tired of people thinking that i support superwholock. i am against superwholock. i want to sink into the warm embrace of elf criminals
every time you SIN you gain ONE SINPOINT. i SIN frequently and gain SINPOINTS often because i thrash on the floor and yell about macklemore
lmao
excuse me but to be TRULY trans you have to interact with death
If this post generator speaks the truth I think transphobes should all be very afraid XD
I don’t trust horses bc they are too tall. and they tolerate the store ‘hot topic’?
Wth?😂



































