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Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. {dependent Nyo Iceland blog for Hetaghouls}

[rockofdeadages]

Honestly, coke or pepsi shouldn't even be a question. Pepsi was created to weed out the weak and the tasteless.

[finnish-guardian-deactivated201]

  The human form is merely for convenience. It’s actually hard to achieve. [he blinks] Charge?

[rockofdeadages]

Ah--I mean, what are you guardian to? You're pretty far west.

[finnish-guardian-deactivated201]

  I suppose you’re right. They can look pretty if they don’t get caught into things.

Haltija, guardian spirits. 

[rockofdeadages]

Really? I didn't know you had human forms. What's your charge?

[rockofdeadages]

Halloween is the best holiday.

[femminadiitalia]

  I see then! Maybe it will really help my, uh, back out. 

Thank you! I, uh, don’t believe I caught your name.

[rockofdeadages]

[raises her eyebrows] Whatever, no problem.

I'm, um, Eyja. What can I call you?

[femminadiitalia]

  Well, I….I suppose I’m not that old. 

Do they really?

[rockofdeadages]

Whatever you say. Yeah--it's good for your muscles.

[femminadiitalia]

I hate that it’s getting colder. 

Makes my…..back hurt

[rockofdeadages]

You sound like an old man. I hear hot baths and exercise helps with that, you know.

[rockofdeadages]

((Hey guys, really really sorry I've been gone all week...I lost my login info, like a total idiot. ))

[mctamorphose]

  I grew up with half-fish people.

[rockofdeadages]

...pretty good excuse. 

[finnish-guardian-deactivated201]

  Wow. That’s quite a lot of mystical creatures. I haven’t run into so many myself, other than my fellows.

Capes are dangerous! People could trip on them and all. Plus they would be pretty inefficient. 

[rockofdeadages]

Sure, but capes are fabulous. They don't even have to be full length.

Your fellows?

[finnish-guardian-deactivated201]

  That’s great! I haven’t met much of anything cool since I left home. And I think it’s a great time to bring them back in season!

[rockofdeadages]

I met a selkie the other day. And...a dragon, I think. I didn't stick around long enough to find out.

Honestly, if we're going to revive any dead fashions, it should be capes. I loved capes.

[finnish-guardian-deactivated201]

  You know elves? That’s awesome!

And I find bell shoes to be cute. 

[rockofdeadages]

Well, I haven't met any here, but I used to. And sorry, no. Bell shoes? Way fifteenth century.

[finnish-guardian-deactivated201]

  N-no. They’re not real. At least, Santa doesn’t bring them with him when he visits this place on Christmas.

[rockofdeadages]

Too bad, I'm tight with elves. Maybe I could have given them some fashion advice, because, ugh. Bell shoes? Come on.

[finnish-guardian-deactivated201]

  Fat guy with the reindeer…?

No, no! I assure you Santa is very delicate and handsome depending on your tastes! He’s also real! Very real!

[rockofdeadages]

Oh. I thought that was all just a legend, but hey, who am I to judge, right? Whatever, that's chill. Are the elves real too?

[mctamorphose]

  Hey, not cool. It’s not like you have any room to talk.

[rockofdeadages]

Well, I live under a rock. What's your excuse.

[finnish-guardian-deactivated201]

  Hanatamago and free food are always the main attractions. Plus, Santa’s also there, believe it or not!

Vegetables are great. And there’s nothing bad about shiny rocks so I definitively like them!

[rockofdeadages]

Santa like...the fat guy with the reindeer? I was pretty sure he was made up.

[mctamorphose]

  Yeah, I totally am! I’m from Denmark!

[rockofdeadages]

Knew it. Nobody else would have such a ridiculous name.