Rocky answer human questions!

Not human Rocky, very important distinction.

[rocky-big-science]

Hello Earth humans! Grace teach Rocky to use portable human thinking machine, so Rocky make internet website page to talk to earth humans!

Humans ask Rocky many questions so Rocky can learn about strange human culture 👎

((This is an ask and RP blog, feel free to interact!))

[the-space-grace]

Why is blog called the-space-grace, question? Grace is not in space, statement. Grace is on Erid. Grace forget where Grace is? Very plausible. Grace forget many things. Sometimes, Grace forget about gravity, drops pens because Grace expects them to float. Human brain very dumb, Eridian brain superior 👎 ❤️

@rocky-big-science

Yes yes, Rocky, human brain squishy and stupid.

But not this time! It's a pun. See, back on earth, we had lots of different countries all trying to go to space the fastest and the farthest, and it's called the space race.

I won the space race so now I am the space Grace.

👎♥️

[rocky-big-science]

Space race game like Olympics, question?

Apology, apology, the-space-grace good name, good pun. Grace win race because Grace smart and brave. Go further and faster than all other humans, save Earth, save Erid. 🎵🎶🎶

[artistica18]

Persistence Predator Demonstration

[the-space-grace]

@rocky-big-science Hey Rocky have I ever told you about a human game called "tag"?

[rocky-big-science]

No. What is 'tag', question? Is like game Monopoly? Rocky hate Monopoly. Monopoly turn Grace evil.

Also, persistence predators inferior to superior ambush predators, statement. Idea of walking prey to death stupid and inefficient, statement.

[rocky-big-science]

Rocky tease Grace a lot. Call Grace dumb or squishy. Rocky hopes Grace knows that Grace is very important to Rocky, even if Rocky sometimes tease.

[rocky-big-science]

Oh dear,, I hope Grace is alright there, and I'd like to say hi to Adrian too, if it's alright, and I'm doing okayy!!

Just recently watched a movie and cried,, still I wanted to ask what does it feel that Grace is living with you guys on Eris?

Movie made human leaky, question? Ew, disgust! Adrian disagree, thinks human emotions and leaking is 'fascinating'. Adrian big wrong.

But Adrian say hello! Grace has access to catalog of human movies on Ship Hail Mary, has many, many, many movies. Eridians no have movies because Eridians no have eyes, duh. But! We do have 🎵🎶🎵🎵🎶. Grace say human word is "stageplay". He like!

Eridians like Grace very much. Happy, happy, happy! Grace think Eridian culture and History very fascinating.

[rocky-big-science]

HUMANS EAT COMMUNALLY, QUESTION?! DISGUST.

[rocky-big-science]

Hi Rockyyyy!! 👋👋 :D

How has it been readjusting to life on Erid after being gone for so long? And how well is Mr. Grace adjusting?

Hello!

Rocky happy to be home! Rocky missed Erid very much.

Erid gravity very heavy, 2x gravity of Earth, so is heavy, heavy, heavy for Grace, and bad for Grace bones. Rocky make Grace chair with wheels. Design is inefficient but Grace insist because Grace is dumb. Grace think Erid is amaze (Grace is correct, statement, maybe is not so dumb). Grace want to learn about everything. Grace happy, happy, happy so Rocky also happy, happy, happy!

Erid gravity not heavy for Rocky because Rocky have no muscles like squishy, organic Earth creatures. But, still take more energy to move in Erid gravity, so Rocky eat more, sleep more. Adrian watch Rocky sleep. Rocky happy, happy, happy.

[clowndraws]

movie night 😀

[galaxia-art]

pov: grace tries to explore outside the biodome, only to find himself in a first person horror game in a foggy pitch dark hellscape with many alien rock spiders, scuttling in and out of the darkness. at least they're all friendly!

[rocky-big-science]

Rocky how you doing theree

Hello Earth human! Thank you for first ever ask!! 🎵 🎶 Rocky is doing very good! Rocky and Adrian visit friend Grace in biodome, Rocky fix equipment Grace broke because Grace is very clumsy.

How is human?