What this?

[rocky-make-blog]

> Hello hello hello! Rocky make blog on human device gift from Grace. Very excited to answer many questions from device peoples! > Rocky is on Hail Mary with Grace! We do much science to help save stars. > :)

hi hi hi okay i couldnt resist ive been meaning to make this for ages like. ever since i saw the movie a month ago

anyways its log ( @refundwhereappliccable ) here and im honestly going off my brains combo of the movie and book for this so..

BASICALLY. this is sometime while grace and rocky are living together on the hail mary and rocky has his little laptop from grace because i cant get over the thought of him with a little laptop.... he does use the speech to text though because typing is hard for him . anyways yeah thats all!!

[rocky-make-blog]

hey hey

i assume you have words for swears, right?

want me to add them into the database in languages grace doesn’t understand to confuse him?? :D

— ?? scientist

> Yes yes yes! Very good idea.

> Rocky not know how you edit database, but Rocky not want confuse Grace.

> :D

[the-investors-unofficial]

[ for context, this is on a screen that rocky’s able to see, they aren’t where he is ]

okay so don’t tell grace. but me and my friend found a backdoor in the code and were able to just. get in with no issue.

oh yeah no that was some easy code to get open good lord— he’s not a software engineer, is he

oh by the way, that’s my friend :D! she helped me get the database to work on our end!!

hello silly rock guy ! you cool as hell, we help make you even cooler

[ there aren’t any naming indicators, but the typing differences are pretty clear. 2 different people. also can rocky see colors?? because that’s also a solid indicator ]

[rocky-make-blog]

> Yes, Grace bad with technologies. He not even know how to pilot Hail Mary properly!!

> Hello people in device! You are also leaky blob humans, question? Or other aliens, question?

[this is so hype omggg. also yeah in my mind hes got that thing he uses to see different colours in texture 👍]

[the-investors-unofficial]

[ hell yeah 🔥🔥🔥 had to pull this blog straight out of the box but it’s peak anyways ]

uhhh.. i guess technically we’re humans like grace?? but to put it lightly, things happened. so essentially, we’re humans. that a good answer?

… az, we never told him our names

WE DIDN’T ????? oh my god you have no idea who we are— OKAY. i’m azure, that’s maeve also talking. ACE is probably somewhere around?? he isn’t currently here though.

hellooo i’m the engineer here, azure’s the.. technical scientist?? i guess??? and ACE is the historian, he just writes stuff down to send back to base or whatever

okay anyways. you ready to add some new words into your database???

[rocky-make-blog]

>Good enough answer. 👎

>Name is Rocky! Am engineer on Blip-A and Hail Mary.

>Yes yes yes! Add words!

[the-investors-unofficial]

blip A ..? the hell is that supposed to mean??

probably his ship, az. he’s going off of what grace called it, most likely

ohhh. fair enough. .. okay no i need to use my own voice, i can’t type fast enough—

[ they then turned a mic on for them, finally able to actually speak. thank god, they talk WAY faster than typing things down. ]

" OKAY much better. hi!!! you don’t need to talk with your voice, i. don’t think i understand your native language anyways. "

skill issue get good

" no one asked you, maeve. ANYWAYS, uh. wait no you’ll need your mic for this so we can record the word in your language. i got that, so maeve, can you list the words down? "

who do you think i am?? of course i can. ANYWAYS rocky, what’s your word for “fuck”. nice and simple one to start off

[ this is a horrible idea ]

[rocky-make-blog]

> Yes, Blip-A Rocky's ship!

> Hello voice human!

[Audio: ♩♬♪]

> This good, question?

[the-investors-unofficial]

" perfect !! uhhh.. okay, i’m gonna say some translations for that, you tell me which one you like best. "

[ they then list off about 5 translations for it: french, italian, polish, ukranian, and korean. am i going to write them? no. i only know the french one, so i don’t wanna hear it from ANYONE ]

" which one sounds best from them?? "

" what in the hell are you doing? "

[ new voice. unmistakably male, unlike the other, which sounds far more gender-neutral. good for distinction. ]

" teaching rocky how to swear in other languages to fuck with his friend. "

[ another new voice: quite distant, probably maeve, as maeve certainly doesn’t sound like a male first name, so the male voice must be ACE. the faraway voice is 100% female, too. ]

" HELL YEAH !! it’s gonna be hilarious, i don’t think his friend knows anything other than english "

" somehow, i’m not surprised. just mildly disappointed. "

[ well, that’s all 3 voices. and the 5 translations were already mentioned, so now all that’s left is to pick. ]

[rocky-make-blog]

> English good! Only language Grace speak.

> Who this, question? New human!

[rocky-make-blog]

Hi rocky! What do you think of earth's animals? Do you have a favourite based off of the ones Grace has shown you? Thanks :)

> Hello! Rocky like spiders. Grace say Rocky like large spider. Make Rocky feel very cool. 👎👎👎

> ::::)

[rocky-make-blog]

hey hey

i assume you have words for swears, right?

want me to add them into the database in languages grace doesn’t understand to confuse him?? :D

— ?? scientist

> Yes yes yes! Very good idea.

> Rocky not know how you edit database, but Rocky not want confuse Grace.

> :D

[the-investors-unofficial]

[ for context, this is on a screen that rocky’s able to see, they aren’t where he is ]

okay so don’t tell grace. but me and my friend found a backdoor in the code and were able to just. get in with no issue.

oh yeah no that was some easy code to get open good lord— he’s not a software engineer, is he

oh by the way, that’s my friend :D! she helped me get the database to work on our end!!

hello silly rock guy ! you cool as hell, we help make you even cooler

[ there aren’t any naming indicators, but the typing differences are pretty clear. 2 different people. also can rocky see colors?? because that’s also a solid indicator ]

[rocky-make-blog]

> Yes, Grace bad with technologies. He not even know how to pilot Hail Mary properly!!

> Hello people in device! You are also leaky blob humans, question? Or other aliens, question?

[this is so hype omggg. also yeah in my mind hes got that thing he uses to see different colours in texture 👍]

[the-investors-unofficial]

[ hell yeah 🔥🔥🔥 had to pull this blog straight out of the box but it’s peak anyways ]

uhhh.. i guess technically we’re humans like grace?? but to put it lightly, things happened. so essentially, we’re humans. that a good answer?

… az, we never told him our names

WE DIDN’T ????? oh my god you have no idea who we are— OKAY. i’m azure, that’s maeve also talking. ACE is probably somewhere around?? he isn’t currently here though.

hellooo i’m the engineer here, azure’s the.. technical scientist?? i guess??? and ACE is the historian, he just writes stuff down to send back to base or whatever

okay anyways. you ready to add some new words into your database???

[rocky-make-blog]

>Good enough answer. 👎

>Name is Rocky! Am engineer on Blip-A and Hail Mary.

>Yes yes yes! Add words!

[the-investors-unofficial]

blip A ..? the hell is that supposed to mean??

probably his ship, az. he’s going off of what grace called it, most likely

ohhh. fair enough. .. okay no i need to use my own voice, i can’t type fast enough—

[ they then turned a mic on for them, finally able to actually speak. thank god, they talk WAY faster than typing things down. ]

" OKAY much better. hi!!! you don’t need to talk with your voice, i. don’t think i understand your native language anyways. "

skill issue get good

" no one asked you, maeve. ANYWAYS, uh. wait no you’ll need your mic for this so we can record the word in your language. i got that, so maeve, can you list the words down? "

who do you think i am?? of course i can. ANYWAYS rocky, what’s your word for “fuck”. nice and simple one to start off

[ this is a horrible idea ]

[rocky-make-blog]

> Yes, Blip-A Rocky's ship!

> Hello voice human!

[Audio: ♩♬♪]

> This good, question?

[rocky-make-blog]

hey hey

i assume you have words for swears, right?

want me to add them into the database in languages grace doesn’t understand to confuse him?? :D

— ?? scientist

> Yes yes yes! Very good idea.

> Rocky not know how you edit database, but Rocky not want confuse Grace.

> :D

[the-investors-unofficial]

[ for context, this is on a screen that rocky’s able to see, they aren’t where he is ]

okay so don’t tell grace. but me and my friend found a backdoor in the code and were able to just. get in with no issue.

oh yeah no that was some easy code to get open good lord— he’s not a software engineer, is he

oh by the way, that’s my friend :D! she helped me get the database to work on our end!!

hello silly rock guy ! you cool as hell, we help make you even cooler

[ there aren’t any naming indicators, but the typing differences are pretty clear. 2 different people. also can rocky see colors?? because that’s also a solid indicator ]

[rocky-make-blog]

> Yes, Grace bad with technologies. He not even know how to pilot Hail Mary properly!!

> Hello people in device! You are also leaky blob humans, question? Or other aliens, question?

[this is so hype omggg. also yeah in my mind hes got that thing he uses to see different colours in texture 👍]

[the-investors-unofficial]

[ hell yeah 🔥🔥🔥 had to pull this blog straight out of the box but it’s peak anyways ]

uhhh.. i guess technically we’re humans like grace?? but to put it lightly, things happened. so essentially, we’re humans. that a good answer?

… az, we never told him our names

WE DIDN’T ????? oh my god you have no idea who we are— OKAY. i’m azure, that’s maeve also talking. ACE is probably somewhere around?? he isn’t currently here though.

hellooo i’m the engineer here, azure’s the.. technical scientist?? i guess??? and ACE is the historian, he just writes stuff down to send back to base or whatever

okay anyways. you ready to add some new words into your database???

[rocky-make-blog]

>Good enough answer. 👎

>Name is Rocky! Am engineer on Blip-A and Hail Mary.

>Yes yes yes! Add words!

[rocky-make-blog]

hey hey

i assume you have words for swears, right?

want me to add them into the database in languages grace doesn’t understand to confuse him?? :D

— ?? scientist

> Yes yes yes! Very good idea.

> Rocky not know how you edit database, but Rocky not want confuse Grace.

> :D

[the-investors-unofficial]

[ for context, this is on a screen that rocky’s able to see, they aren’t where he is ]

okay so don’t tell grace. but me and my friend found a backdoor in the code and were able to just. get in with no issue.

oh yeah no that was some easy code to get open good lord— he’s not a software engineer, is he

oh by the way, that’s my friend :D! she helped me get the database to work on our end!!

hello silly rock guy ! you cool as hell, we help make you even cooler

[ there aren’t any naming indicators, but the typing differences are pretty clear. 2 different people. also can rocky see colors?? because that’s also a solid indicator ]

[rocky-make-blog]

> Yes, Grace bad with technologies. He not even know how to pilot Hail Mary properly!!

> Hello people in device! You are also leaky blob humans, question? Or other aliens, question?

[this is so hype omggg. also yeah in my mind hes got that thing he uses to see different colours in texture 👍]

[rocky-make-blog]

hey hey

i assume you have words for swears, right?

want me to add them into the database in languages grace doesn’t understand to confuse him?? :D

— ?? scientist

> Yes yes yes! Very good idea.

> Rocky not know how you edit database, but Rocky not want confuse Grace.

> :D

[rocky-make-blog]

hi i just wanna say you very cute :) rocky is very cute. 👎👎👎 thats it

> Thank thank thank! 👎👎👎

> :)

[rocky-make-blog]

I maybe sorta kinda blew something up...

-@lyra-in-the-stars

> What what what!!! Tell Grace! > What blow up, question?

[lyra-in-the-stars]

Just...a small amount of equipment.

Nothing too serious..

[rocky-make-blog]

> What equipment? Rocky make new one.

[lyra-in-the-stars]

One of the tablets I think?

[rocky-make-blog]

> Problem. Rocky cannot make human technologies. Good news is Hail Mary have many technologies on it. > Tell Grace!

[rocky-make-blog]

I maybe sorta kinda blew something up...

-@lyra-in-the-stars

> What what what!!! Tell Grace! > What blow up, question?

[lyra-in-the-stars]

Just...a small amount of equipment.

Nothing too serious..

[rocky-make-blog]

> What equipment? Rocky make new one.

[rocky-make-blog]

I maybe sorta kinda blew something up...

-@lyra-in-the-stars

> What what what!!! Tell Grace! > What blow up, question?

[rocky-make-blog]

Hi Rocky! Do you and Grace ever get into any serious fights? And do you guys apologize or just let stew?

> No fights bigger than how to science or culture differences! Rocky and Grace know how to fix problems and keep working.

[rocky-make-blog]

hey rocky!! what do you get up to when Grace is sleeping? I can't imagine it's fun to just sit around for that long, though you probably have better attention span than the average human.... anyway! any projects you're working on? :)

> I watch! Always watch when Grace sleep.

> Rocky making Xenonite to give to Grace for him to send to Earth. Grace say Earth scientists will like very much!

> :)

[rocky-make-blog]

It's me again! Have you heard what hiccups are? What was your reaction to them, if so?

> Yes yes yes! Grace do once. Rocky very shocked. Thought he was choking. Bad.

> Rocky know now that they are harmless. Very strange human feature.

[rocky-make-blog]

Hi Rocky! I think you're really cool, cooler than Grace. But don't tell him that :]

> Thank! Rocky won't tell Grace. You also cool.

> :]

[rocky-make-blog]

> What this, question?

[rocky-make-blog]

> Rocky famous!!!