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for incomprehensible scraps of sapphic musings, eldritch horrors, monsterfucking, and over all fandom fuckery.

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

[afloweroutofstone]

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

[crapscicle]

[sister-hawk]

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

[poorlythoughtoutdescisions]

Grace, setting something on Rocky for a second because he needs his hands and Rockys the closest flat surface: Hold this for a sec

Rocky, absolutely aghast: Grace use rocky as TABLE question? Rocky is but furniture to Grace question? oh! oh! jail for Grace! jail for Grace for One Thousand Years!!!

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[rodentpuree]

pierrot drawings

I did these last night instead of sleeping

[rodentpuree]

pierrot whiteboard instead of college work yayyyy

[rodentpuree]

some old sketches from while ago,,, starring my self insert, Moe. pierrot was getting me thru some hard times.

[rodentpuree]

some sonic stuff I sketched a while ago. I was inspired to revisit it for a moment after years of neglect

[destinysquared]

Pierrot kidnapping MC speedrun, when?

LOL so this is based off of an ask that @nekoboydreams answered regarding how Pierrot would react if the MC just straight-up kissed him as he's asking about their boss. I love the idea behind this XD and had to drawwww. Felt he would probably lose it a bit sooner if this actually happened :P

[baidao]

My lady~❤️

[rodentpuree]

kicking my feet and giggling

[someiicecube]

you're touchstarved? heh, pathetic.

[rodentpuree]

indeed I am

[erisnemesis]

Pierrot「My dear・・・♡」

[rodentpuree]

why must he be twistedly dreamy...

[partycoffin]

I'm Laughing, I am still thinking about Scenarios (Inbetween Writing, I'm glad I am in a Mood!) Rouge, coming into the room with spa-day products: Ladies night! Shadow, completely Undaunted by the terminology for their hang out title: Hmph. Fine. Omega, slightly hopeful: May I also come to Ladies night? Rouge: Of course! Omega: Initiating 'yippee' protocol. 'Ladies Night' mode commencing.

[partycoffin]

I am so sorry I Am Adding to this Abruptly, but, I imagine Eggman's rotten Little Badniks break into their Shared Apartment at some point. Shadow, standing up intimidatingly with his Avocado scrub Face mask on: You've made a grave mistake on this ladies night. Omega, also wearing a Face mask but Also perhaps a fuzzy Headband, pulling out dangerous Weapons: Affirmative. Prepare for 'Ladies Night' obliteration. Rouge reading a Gossip Magazine: Huh

[partycoffin]

I'm sorry, I am Intricately Weaving you a Small Unclear story... I Imagine once they're done Spa-ing it up, Rouge is thinking, 'We should Treat ourselves to Something Nice! Lets Splurge! :•)" And rob a High-priced Purse store with Her- Shadow crawling through the Vents of the Expensive Handbag store Rouge picked out: I don't See what the Point of Exfoliating my pores was if We're crawling through a Dusty crawlspace. Rouge: It's about being Refreshed both inside and out! Don't you feel Rejuvenated For this Job now? Go on Omega, tell him! Omega, talking to them through Their Shared walky-talkies, standing outside the Handbag store and just shattering the glass of the Window with his big fist: Affirmative. My Self-Confidence Meter is at its Optimal limit. My Core readings indicate I feel Effervescent. Shadow to Rouge: You Taught him those words.

[partycoffin]

The Final Part... They return home with $5000 of Mobian Gucci... It's time To Gossip over Hunky Boy Magazines over fancy beverages, as you do on Ladies Night. Shadow, putting yet another of Rouge's magazines down with a big frown: Hmph. I don't understand. I could easily defeat any of these men you've shown us. Pathetic. None of them could ever comprehend ultimate power, let alone wield it. Omega: Sentiment Confirmed. These organic specimen are not equipped with high-grade weaponry. Their aesthetically pleasing features could not deflect my missiles. I could annihilate them easily. Rouge lounging in her Pile of Louis Beeton Purses: Boy, you two are so picky.

[vorpalfae]

༺ 𝔴𝔥𝔦𝔪𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔬𝔱𝔥 𝔭𝔫𝔤𝔰'𝔰 ☽🔮☾ ༻

[rodentpuree]

hot take?

JuliexWally feels heteronormative. But Julie's genderfluid so I guess it isn't really het, idk. Every time I see the ship I feel like people just decided to make her a love interest for Wally because she's the only femme AND (kinda)humanoid character in the cast(other than Sally ig).

[rodentpuree]

Yes I did make a welcome home oc.

Yes it is a self insert that I made for the sake of shipping with Wally.

I think her name is Taffeta...

She likes sewing and fashion design. A fashionista if you will.

[partycoffin]

Hi Clown! I just became aware of Welcome Home via Nick Nocturne and I just wanted to let you know that Wally as a character is 100% perfect as a drag design. As well, I'd also love eventually to do Wally as a drag look. Please keep up the good work! 🖤🖤

This is such a Kind Beautiful Gorgeous comment, thank you so much!! I would Love to see Wally as a Drag Design if you do decide To!! (Even he must Present Machismo in this way too, I Imagine!) Thank you so much!!

[rodentpuree]

I gotta do a wally drag look one of these days

[heathenhouse]

mom: i should've guessed you were trans when you wanted to wear unisex t shirts

no mom you should've guessed i was trans when i was eight and dressed up as muppet show alice cooper for halloween

what cisgender child pulls up to elementary school trying to look like him