im scared of horses

mindy / 25

[oldmanyaoi-jpeg]

saw a woman going through tsa with a plush creeper backpack and this image materialized perfectly in my mind

[bigtigers]

feed me glue

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Hsu Hao, on a scale of one to ten how would you rate your pain?

Now dont you go on worrying about me i dont want anyone to worry about me or what im going through but it is a 10

[b0nkcreat]

2026 I Will Not Obsessively Ruminate On Stupid Bullshit That Makes No Sense And Is Not Real

[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

[loveridden1999]

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

[dickmaster]

Cunty little thing isnt it

[guavamandering]

… <- love letting my dots speak for themselves #mydots #myellipses

[metamorphicmongrel]

let’s commit medical malpractice with mama

[kristina100000]

them: dont get your belly scratched girllll… its only monday what are you doing

me on monday: im getting my bellayyyy scratched

[mothtowers]

gay people have access to a secret low res version of spongebob where every scene is him going through it or dead completely naked

[lelouch]

[nevercure]

Honey, put your glasses on

You've been washing the dishes with quilava again

[bearie]

sending my kid to montresori school where they learn to seal eachother up in the wall

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[juniepops]

if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

[lakevida]

that tweet thats like im not allowed to believe in the power of manifestation because i have OCD but best of luck to you all