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@rodimushole
dratchrod petplay where rodimus and drift fight over who gets to be the puppy (behave and get treats or misbehave and get punished) or the kitty (sit in ratchet's lap being petted and do nothing)
My favorite vibrator broke a day after you posted yours did and I haven’t been able to find it in stock anywhere I think you cursed me
i am so sorry.......... i wish you well in finding it again or a suitable replacement
ratchet fucking drift so hard and good he's face down on the bed crying and drooling, tears slipping down his cheeks because it feels so good. ratchet is grabbing his wide hips and pulling him back onto his spike with every thrust and drift just lies there and takes it, too out of it to do anything but moan and cry out when his ceiling node gets hit dead-on. he can hear ratchet panting and grunting behind him, and when ratchet asks him "yeah? does that feel good?" drift can only moan out yes over and over. he's being so loud but he doesn't have the processor power to try to muffle himself. practically screaming when ratchet starts fucking him even harder and groaning out how close he is and how good drift's valve feels. when ratchet cums he slams inside hard and drift's eyes roll back, feeling the hot transfluid pumping right into his forge. he twitches and convulses, overloading for the third time just as ratchet pulls out. ratchet gets a nice view of drift's legs shaking and his pussy clenching on nothing as he squirts uncontrollably
Hi!
I love your blog! Finding a new post from you is always a delight ❤️
I just wanted to share this video with you, if you haven't stumbled upon it yet - Peek Rodimus Energy
https://youtu.be/jdYgWa5hA_4?is=ouuOvPMIfbVgcNHl
he would totally orchestrate some kind of musical number at swerve's exactly like this
Ngl but under your ministrations, I high-key feel sympathy for Roddy's poor anterior node/clit/T-Dick lol. You're absolutely merciless to the poor thing. Anway thanks for feeding us, please send more crying, drooling and twitching Roddy's our way. He deserves to be wrung dry of every last bit of squirt juice, transfluid and tears that he's worth <3
he needs an ice pack for that thing. i will always post crying drooling twitching roddy o7 it's my favorite state to put him in
Whenever your posts come up i pause whatever im listening to so i can fully focus on the delicious rodimus clit torture you've brought forth 🙏
truly my favorite part of the day
thank you <3 rodimus clit torture o'clock
not a req, but your post about nsfw audios/voice acted stuff... this is liek the ONLY thing i can find and it's m4f
https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/comments/j7tglw/m4f_script_fill_your_decepticon_leader/
this is kinda awesome. but yeah it's sad... no tf audios... it might also be that my taste for audio is like, character moaning and occasionally saying actual words but not too much. so scripts like these feel like an erotic audiobook reading instead of porn. if that makes sense. is there anybody out there with generic masc voice willing to whimper into the mic and we can all pretend it's our favorite transformer
do u have any fic recconmendations?
yes... here is the list of dr. hole's sticky fic recs
Easy Now, With My Heart by verdancing
"In which Rodimus fucks a married mech that he definitely doesn’t have any romantic feelings for, no siree."
nearly 10k words of driftrod with the incredible premise of "ratchet tells rodimus to just go fuck drift already because they are both obviously in love with each other". top drift/bottom rodimus with a mid-sex love confession. really, really hot
The Past Bites, But The Future's Meaner by verdancing
"Rodimus finds himself caught between a rock (Drift, who would rather the other guy not be here) and a hard place (Deadlock, who would rather the other guy fuck off)."
another verdancing fic because they are awesome. i've previously said that deadlock/hot rod doesn't appeal to me as much as plain old driftrod but this hits it for me. roddy gets sandwiched. but also it makes me want a fic of just drift fucking the lights out of his past self. he calls deadlock pup it's so good
Commitment Issues by Spoon888
"...where Ratchet and Drift fail to deal with their situationship, but get it pregnant anyway."
emotionally constipated rodimus gets impregnated by his married couple friends. it's funny and the sticky parts are hot and they're stupid and sweet together. makes me desperately want a continuation. drift and rodimus suck ratchet off at the same time bonus points
Unable to keep the wolf from the door by tepiddreamer
"A sudden lack of a precious resource has Ratchet and Drift acting strangely on the Lost Light, other crew members working to keeping the energon shortage a secret. Trouble is Rodimus can't keep to himself and discovers a secret, which he fully indulges in."
dratchrod breastfeeding ft. a scene where ratchet hotdogs drift and rodimus at the same time which instantly makes this list
good boys get treats by StarflakeBurning
"Rodimus has to prove he can be a good boy and earn his reward. But his impatience may prove to be his downfall."
really good dratchrod petplay... also has drift and rodimus sucking ratchet off at the same time bonus points.
Stuck In a Rut by archie_sunshine
"Drift wakes up having started his rut cycle. He's pretty sure he can power through and get some work done before it really kicks off! Well maybe not, but maybe he can just hide down in the maintenance decks until it all blows over.
Rodimus doesn't know what's taking his partner so long down there."
i reread this one constantly. it is so hot. drift goes into a rut and chases down rodimus to rail him. includes some really good knotfucking
Positive Reinforcement by archie_sunshine
"Drift was certain that Rodimus wouldn’t need that big of an adjustment. He just needed a little positive reinforcement! Drift was great at positivity."
some really great overstim happening in here. very good messy driftrod dynamic
Tricycle by anonymous
this one is just hot. tagged with large insertion and belly bulge because rodimus gets his pussy destroyed by a spherical sex toy and it's hot. also some fisting
Stuck by Ichorfinch
"Rodimus bites off more than he can chew when he attempts to use one of Ratchet’s larger-than-average toys. Drift treats Rodimus’ predicament as a learning opportunity for them both."
driftrod double penetration in two holes with squirting. what more could you ask for
Hitching Post by thevosboss
"Ratchet and Rodimus are captured by the feared Decepticon, Deadlock. Bound in an unfamiliar position, Ratchet wonders just how far Deadlock’s teasing will go."
dratchrod deadlock roleplay with dom drift... overstimulation, non-penetrative sex toys, and drift sitting on ratchet's face. really good
Through Many Trials by BunnyAfterHours
"A series of "I just want to play with Ratchet getting railed" smutfics. All include an enthusiastically into it Ratchet and whoever I feel like writing railing him at the time. Exactly what it says on the tin."
features pairings with ratchet such as megatron, deadlock, ultra magnus, drift and rodimus, and a fuckton of tentacles. really well written and hot. if you want ratchet getting railed through multiple orgasms multiple times then this fic is for you
Good Kitty by avoidghost
drift gets his shit rocked by wing. and ratchet and rodimus are there. wing calls drift kitten it's hot
sense of self control by Ambulatory
"Rodimus has a little problem. Skywarp and Thundercracker can fix it."
post-war idw in which rodimus realizes decepticons are really hot and gets preyed on by thundercracker and skywarp about it. he gets spitroasted. includes the tag plot relevant voyeurism
baby, need a ride? by harperuth
"“You’re gonna be good, aren’t you?” Skywarp said on the video, “Gonna be a good boy for Daddy?”
His commlink with Skywarp lit up again. ‘Thought you’d like that, Earth freak.’"
this fic and the last one have kinda made me obsessed with rodimus/thundercracker/skywarp. this one is really good. daddy (and mommy) kink plus just some really hot scenes. and i really like the thunderwarp dynamic here
say it like you mean it by Engineer_On_A_Tirade and maple_tea
"It's no secret Jazz and Prowl don't like each other - and neither of them pretends otherwise. One argument. One closed office door.
One debrief that doesn't go to plan."
jazzprowl hate sex!!!!!!!!!!!! really hot. prowl gets his brains fucked out. jazz is down bad. it's hot
Howling by Bubonicc
"Prowl is self conscious about the noises he makes while he is on the receiving end."
jazzprowl loud sex <3
Spinning Wheels and All That by anonymous
"Chapter 2: “Fake it until you make it” is technically good advice. However, when you’ve been faking a romantic relationship with the guy who’s been your professional rival since practically your whole career, and “making it” suddenly involves sex …
Well. If there’s a protocol for this kind of situation, would someone mind handing it to Bumblebee and Rodimus?"
this one is a humanformers f1 au and it's really good. previously in the series is a chapter about rodimus and bumblebee's fake dating situation that turns into them just dating. and then the 2nd chapter of this fic is them having sex together for the first time. it's cute and hot and i wish there were more bumblebee/rodimus fics with this dynamic because it's really good
ok that's all i've got for now. surprise surprise it is mostly fics with rodimus in it. i hope that all these links go to the correct places
rodimus facefucking drift with his tdick. grabbing his finials and humping his mouth desperately, staring down at drift's half-lidded optics and lubricant-covered face as he uses him like a toy. panting out things like "yeah, take it" and "fuck, your mouth feels so good..." between moans, feeling the hot slide of drift's tongue and lips over his fat node over and over. rodimus gets rougher and rougher as he gets close, until he's pulling drift close and shoving his array against his face, cumming with a long groan, his node throbbing in drift's mouth
Dr. Hole why is your blog flashbanging me.
wait is it white for everyone else. i can change it to black... to better fit the illicit material...
how do i change it to black and also make the text white i don't know what i'm doing and i am on mobile
I think you go to default settings and then go to color palette and change it from there
does that change it for everybody or just for me? like is it a dark mode just for my screen or does it change my blog...
ok but thoughts on drift and minimus. The two rodimushole side characters.
their early mtmte dynamic is really funny but not really conducive to steamy hot sex. i think later when the rossum's trinity threesome is solidified then they're kinda awkwardly hanging out with each other without rodimus every once in a while to make the Partners Quota and then they each realize that the other is really hot actually. as someone who does not care much for minimegs i think that magnus would maybe eventually be enamored with drift instead... he literally writes rodimus' speeches and has crazy lifelong guilt and enjoys torturing himself in his free time as repentance. he's like if megatron was hot. i think they would bond over how they both restrict themselves in order to be "good" and "correct" and then they'd kinda be all over each other guiltily fucking in a closet and having the exact same internal monologues about how much they deserve to die for it or whatever.
anyway yeah. two guys who stop themselves from being happy because they think they deserve rigidness, punishment, rules, isolation, etc. and both love their impulsive and free captain. they'd probably not talk much unless it's a heavy discussion about a specific topic. they constantly ask each other if it feels good or if it's ok to do something when they're fucking. drift would try so hard to treat minimus gently and minimus would wonder if he's doing it right because drift is hardly touching him. they figure it out eventually and at their best they'd enjoy each other's solidarity and company. idk i'm drunk they have sex that isn't particularly messy or desperate but it's somehow a billion times more emotionally charged than if it were
Dr. Hole why is your blog flashbanging me.
wait is it white for everyone else. i can change it to black... to better fit the illicit material...
how do i change it to black and also make the text white i don't know what i'm doing and i am on mobile
Dr. Hole why is your blog flashbanging me.
wait is it white for everyone else. i can change it to black... to better fit the illicit material...
driftrod post-disaster "we almost died" sex, after delphi, or surviving the djd, or really any horrible event that one or both of them escape semi-scathed where they're either too injured or exhausted to fuck like they want to but they really really need each other. so they crawl into berth together and spend a long time just holding each other, intending to get to fragging but they don't want to let go... they end up opening their panels and frotting as best as they can in whatever position they end up in, burying their faces in each other's necks. drift thinks a little too hard about how close they were to not making it out and holds rodimus tighter, breathing shakily against his plating. he tries to focus on his partner's warm frame and rumbling engine, the way their spike slide over each other rhythmically as they rock their hips together. they both end up whimpering and gasping out "i love you" over and over when they get close, wrapping their arms around each other and crying out simultaneously when they cum. hips twitching in aftershocks, feeling their transfluid sticky and warm between them, breathing in each other's scent to remind them they're both safe and sound
if only transformers had the kind of fandom that leads to fully animated and voice acted porn. unfortunately all of that nsfw artist manpower has been allocated to the hoyoverse