#dratchrod

[cozzzynook]

A silly thought

Do you think there's been a time where Rodimus tries to give Ratchet a head bonk kiss, only for their helm crests to get tangled. Both of them awkwardly standing there just gazing into each others optics while they wait for Drift to come the rescue.

Once free Rodimus tries to do it all over again. Much to his conjunxes dismay.

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Stars i like the way you think

[sleepygooberpilled]

I think people who ship Drift/Rodimus/Ratchet in any variation have the most solidarity in any ship of TF

Every other ships I’ve seen people get to the point of death threats over not agreeing on a pairing and then us over here with our polyamory:

[tepiddreamer]

Never say never

Honestly you will get Dratchrod first, I can write the 3 of them better, Ratchet balances them out. God forbid his pets want something and he’s too tired, of course he would let them play while he watched

[sleepygooberpilled]

for the sake of my sanity were all gonna pretend this is a very clean coherent sketch ok? Ok-

[mercuryw1tch]

Do you accept requests for any ship, or are there some you don't like?

Mmmhh, I’d say I’m not really a driftceptor fan (mostly because I just don’t really get it), and as for driftrod yes, but at my terms. Let me explain: I like to imagine that they used to be best friends with benefits before Drift and Ratchet’s relationship became exclusive, and that afterward they stayed incredibly close even without the physical side of things. Their relationship just evolved into a sort of platonic love. I’m not sure how to explain it properly, I’m basically imagining the way I feel about my own best friends, if that makes sense ahah On the other hand, I do love dratchrod, but mostly in a context where no one is excluded and everyone loves each other equally because I don’t want Roddy to suffer 😭 So yeah, let’s say I like driftrod in a very specific way. As for everything else, I’d say I can write pretty much anything

[rodimushole]

i like to think about drift and rodimus being best friends with benefits and knowing each other very well in bed and then one day rodimus gets invited to drift and ratchet's shared habsuite and he's like oh my god fuck yeah i get to have sex with my best friend AND his husband. and then as soon as he enters the bedroom drift bodily tosses him on the bed and goes "here he is!" and just. leaves the room. rodimus stares after him but the door is already shut. and ratchet is also staring at him.

i think rodimus would try his absolute hardest to be seductive and sexy and good at sex because he wants to 1. impress ratchet and 2. impress drift via fucking ratchet so good he goes and tells drift how awesome it was. but what actually happens is he turns incoherent and pathetic when it's suddenly just him and ratchet. he should get pounded into the bed until he's crying. and ratchet was cursing out drift for shoving rodimus on him but now he's actually quite enjoying getting to make the captain scream his name. also drift didn't actually leave, he's sitting outside with his ear pressed to the door and jerking off vigorously, but they don't need to know that.

[steel-garden]

Horrible terrible thought:

Dratchrod, but in the sense of Rodimus having been with Ratchet and Drift at separate times, but not both at once. With Drift, it was Deadlock and Hot Rod. With Ratchet, it was after Pharma and when Ratchet was at a low. Aka Rodimus has only been able to be with those at their lowest. So when dratchet get together, he has his whole ✨crisis✨ about his own self worth and how the only time he’s wanted and needed is when someone is at rock bottom, and once they’re done they leave. Because he’s not worthwhile for anyone who’s not broken and bleeding and in need of salvation in the form of a distraction from their pain. He’s just a footnote in others love stories.

Should I write it? I’m not super confident in my writing skills but if the people want it I shall deliver

(Aka it’s 4 am and I’m up late thinking about torturing my favs I’m sorry Rodimus I love u. Also if anyone else does write this PLEEEAAASEEEE let me know I need dratchrod angst in my life)

[yayasvalveplay]

Can we have a sex party on the Lost Light?

Percy and Brain are experimenting with some of Ratchet's material, and when he goes in with Drift to retrieve it, something goes wrong and an aphrodisiac gas is released and spreads throughout the ship… the more couples, the merrier!

omg so it's a full on orgy, everyone is affective. Minimus is tryuing so hard to try and get things in order but with his spike being sucked its hard.

And those who are already conjunxed, fucking away, breeding their mates.

Dratchrod and Cywhirlgate making sure their bottoms valve is occupied at all times, double stuffed most of the times.

And then theres the rest of the crew just fucking away, some nor caring who the others past is, their valve or spike is theirs.

Imagining Megs being fucked out of it, many using him as a hole, no spot is left un overloaded on. And he just lets it happen.