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[rodr1cks]

okay yeah i have a lot of requests backed up or whatever but what if reader is a beverage cart girl or something at the country club snd rodrick swoons over her and forgets all about heather

[rodr1cks]

Hope you’re doing well<3 take care and ily :)

ilyt anon<3 i’m good i’ve just had no time to write:( i’m looking for a job rn

[reh-hateshumans]

Why you obsessed with monsters? I pray for you

yes! pray I get that monster dick.

[emmablowguns]

i’m just someone’s weird coworker

[rodr1cks]

🇬🇧i just quit my job🇬🇧

[veedisegno]

🤘🏻🧷𝙁𝙪𝙡𝙡 𝘿𝙞𝙥𝙚𝙧🧷🤘🏻

Since today's my birthday

Here you go, the third post in a week!!

PS: Waiting for Löded Diper to play at my party ✨

PS 2: Here I'll leave you some cell phone wallpapers of out Lord and Saviour #RodrickHeffley the last ohne is my personal favourite

And a Spotify Playlist I made ✨

[robotbutler]

shut up i’m busy having a fake relationship with a fictional character right now

[classichorrorblog]

Bride Of Re-Animator Directed by Brian Yuzna (1989)

[angelicbabydolll]

It’s not a phase mom, I just want men who are older than me and big enough to snap me in half to rail me until I’m a crying overstimulated mess.

[frogmp3]

*painting my nails black* its me Rodrick your stupid emo older brother in a band. im gay

[rodr1cks]

besties i’m watching dog days

[feraligatr]

[rodr1cks]

i’m alive guys i swear🐕🐕🐕

[laeffy]

system of a clown. you ever think of that

[rodr1cks]

i need to quit the stupid fucking job all they do is take from me i literally just got yelled at for giving a homeless man a cup of ice water so he could take some fucking tylenol and then after she yelled she slapped me on the back PUT HANDS ON ME AGAIN BITCH ILL HURT YOU

[rodr1cks]

i love you guys

[rodr1cks]

you’re so gorgeous!!

thank you baby