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I've always seen people complain about Caillou but honestly I love that show. It's the perfect example of gentle parenting. I still watch it to this day occasionally on bad days because of the freedom to voice emotion and troubles and learn to get past it in a healthy way. It's sweet and shows unconditional love in such a soft way.

#caillou #ouch my childhood #shows #cute #gentle parenting #parenting

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BITCHES, GET YOU A FRIEND WHO WILL HELP YOU OBTAIN DONUTS FROM THE DUMPSTER. AND THEN EAT SAID DUMPSTER DONUTS WITH YOU.

🍩✨REAL FRIENDS HELP FRIENDS EAT DUMPSTER DONUTS✨🍩

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🍩✨REAL FRIENDS HELP FRIENDS EAT DUMPSTER DONUTS✨🍩

#dumpster donuts #we watched them toss them and thry didnt touch the dumpster at all theyre literally mint condition day old donuts #chaos gremlin #misc #donuts #Free #friendship #this was after the banana float incident of 2024 #so many bananas fell #this is a cry for help

Dying my hair at the best time- 12am

I feel betrayed and old. A friend just mentioned "deciphering an analog clock" ok just tell me I belong in the grave it's fine. I CAN'T EVEN TAG THEM CUZ I'M TOO old AND decrepit TO KNOW HOW.

#old #gen z culture #gen z #millennials #funny #misc #clocks #ancient history

Oh no!!! Facebook is down!!!! Quick somebody say something offensive and also help me stalk my best friend's ex!

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Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It's usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.

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How are people so EFFORTLESSLY funny. I am fantasizing about her soup

Is it too late to be gentle parented or ...??

#parenting #ouch my childhood #gentle parenting

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Catnip Everdeen...the cat on fire!!! 🔥 🔥

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Is Peeta bread cannibalism? Or are we saying he carrying that badonkadonk.

#hunger games #the hunger games #girl on fire #katniss everdeen #books #booktok #books and reading #funny #peeta mellark #dat azz #get that bread #sorry not sorry

The maintenance man gave me and my coworker child-sized Pikachu walkie-talkies. Our offices are right next to each other. If this isn't what adulthood is, I don't want it. /Over/

#pikachu #pokemon #walkie talkies #adult work #adult human female #funny #misc #pranks #pika pika

Catnip Everdeen...the cat on fire!!! 🔥 🔥

#hunger games #the hunger games #girl on fire #katniss everdeen #books #booktok #books and reading #funny #cats of tumblr #kitty cat

When I dated you, I had hoped that you were the boy who was invited to the girls only treehouse since you were so gentle and nice, and that you came in even though the other boys would tease you for it later. That you read quietly during book time, and respected your line leader.

Now I know that you weren't that. You weren't any of those things. You probably kicked dirt, crashed block towers over, and were never allowed in the treehouse.

All I know now is that you share your crayons, are willing to kick towers over together, and that I'd gladly share my treehouse with you. Here's to knowing you now.

#growth #mental health #love #romance #books #boyfriend #funny #cute #misc

You know I bet that bitch Hans wouldn't even finish her sandwich too. Even if it was a really big one and she was getting pretty full.

#frozen #Disney #funny #misc #love is an open door #fuck love #sandwiches #hungry

It's my 9 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

It be funny because I deleted all the old shit cuz I can't let it see the light of day. But now I'm back bois, gaydies and Lentlemen, and themleton. Fear me.

#9 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone #gay #queer community #trash feed

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"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

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My unpopular opinion is that I typically don't like books that have maps at the start of it. Don't just assume that putting a map means I understand where things are. If you put a map it's going to be a geographically complicated and I'm not down for that I don't even know how to get to the kitchen most days if I don't turn on my MapQuest LOL

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And yes I said MapQuest despite switching over to Google maps years ago. MapQuest will always be my true love. We went through things together leave us alone.

#don't ever talk to me and my three kids ever again #MapQuest #maps #directions #misc #funny #books

My unpopular opinion is that I typically don't like books that have maps at the start of it. Don't just assume that putting a map means I understand where things are. If you put a map it's going to be a geographically complicated and I'm not down for that I don't even know how to get to the kitchen most days if I don't turn on my MapQuest LOL

#maps #cartography #MapQuest #dumb #misc #funny #books #books and reading

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