Devil's Playground

There isn't a way out-- Once you're in, your in for life.

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Taka Morita. 041788. Vocalist for ONE OK ROCK.

Double versed, literate and friendly. Let’s write a story.

[roguishwildflower]

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[MSG:] What part of “he tried to put his dick in my ear” do you not understand?!

[MSG:] Okay, so next time, maybe use a tighter knot?

[MSG:] HOW DO YOU LOSE A CONDOM MID-INTERCOURSE?!

[MSG:] As he was cumming he yelled “Yahtzee” then said I was free to go. That was my one night stand.

[MSG:] “Sorry” doesn’t fix the chafing around my asshole!

[MSG:] Relax, just get some good concealer and no one will even notice the bite marks.

[MSG:] Okay, so apparently asking a boy “who’s your mommy?” doesn’t have the same affect as “who’s your daddy?”.

[MSG:] He asked “who’s your daddy” and I said I don’t know.

[MSG:] If I pick up a girl, and then she picks up a guy, and we all leave together, did I pick up the guy?

[MSG:] On the upside, that’s one less thing on our sexytimes bucket list!

[MSG:] Come hell or highwater we WILL manage to have sex at work without getting caught one of these days.

[MSG:] Next time you’re taking nude pics for me, maybe glance around the room to make sure your MOM’S NOT THERE.

[MSG:] Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.

[MSG:] SLUTTIEST. HALLOWEEN. EVER.

[MSG:] I can’t believe you fell asleep in the middle.

[MSG:] Dude, I’ve got to get back on her good side. I’ve tried masturbating… it’s not the same.

[MSG:] Long story short, we had to call the fire department to get the handcuffs off.

[MSG:] I told you not to buy lube from a tourist shop!

[MSG:] What’s never happened before? The premature ejaculation or the ten minutes of crying afterwards?

[MSG:] So not only did my roommate NOT leave when he saw I had a girl there, HE STARTED SHOUTING BITS OF ADVICE.

[MSG:] Walked in on my boss nailing his secretary on the copy machine. It’s gonna be a VERY awkward meeting tomorrow…

[MSG:] Mom found our “collection.”

[MSG:] I don’t even know if I LIKE sober sex anymore.

[MSG:] Banging your kid’s teacher never ends well.

[MSG:] Her dad came home when we were “busy” so I ended up jumping out her window and getting dressed while I ran up the block to my car. FML

[MSG:] It’s just one of those days where I’m too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.

[MSG:] Turns out I’m not as bendy as I thought… it was fun trying, though!

[MSG:] We rented a porno to get ideas. Long story short… we need a new showerhead.

[MSG:] Never take sex advice from your older brother.

[MSG:] Any recommendations for how to tell your girlfriend about the pics of her sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?

[MSG:] HE WAS LOOKING RIGHT AT ME. JACKING OFF. ON A PUBLIC CITY BUS. I SHIT YOU NOT.

[MSG:] Speaking French in bed SOUNDS hot, but turns out I only know “baguette” and “bonjour.”

[MSG:] So the threeway turned out to be a twoway while the third one sat and watched in a chair.

[MSG:] NEVER ANSWER THE PHONE IN THE MIDDLE OF SEX EVER AGAIN

[MSG:] We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.

[MSG:] Long story short, she’s passed out, we’re both naked, I’m gagged and can’t get the knot undone, we’re in the closet at her mom’s house. SEND HELP.

[MSG:] Also, I’ve finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is okay.

[MSG:] I’m sorry I laughed. But, honey, you were trying to give me a striptease and you tripped on your pants!

[MSG:] So today I found out my mom’s dating my ex-boyfriend, and she’s kinkier than I am. Fuck divorce.

[MSG:] Well, I never thought in the future I’d be able to say “hey remember that Easter when I made porn?”

[MSG:] I have to admit, I’ve never heard of more than two people watching porn together…

[MSG:] I don’t think bruises are supposed to turn green.

[MSG:] That girl’s pussy is like White Castle, you crave it once in awhile, but next morning you regret eating it.

[MSG:] Never sneeze while eating a girl out.

[MSG:] I know he was trying his best to be sexy, but Johnny Depp, he is not.

[MSG:] PENISES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT OH MY GOD

[MSG:] So it turns out he’s not into bondage.

[MSG:] I’m straight, but shit happens.

[roguishwildflower]

Run and Hide.but baby doll, you won’t be able to escape the devil’s playground. Once you’re in, death is the only way out. Do you still want to try?

 Ima cut this shit short. No one likes being friendless, so help me out won’t ya? I’ve been gone for a long time and now, I’m back to fuck shit up. [/Chuckles.] But seriously, help out a gal.

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[roguishwildflower]

Time to get back into the show. Seriously revamping this page and a few things.

[svngheehvn-blog1]

( ' Licking her lips, Yuri's colored hues lingered up and down the figure - Who's back was turned towards her. Chuckling to herself, the halfling approached the latter with curiosity dancing in her eyes.; ) Hello doll face. ( ' Crossing her arms over her chest, the vixen allowed a smile to make home on her petals.; ) How's it going?

(smelling the other before she approached, he didn’t feel threatened so kept his back turned, fingers tugging on the material of his shirt. He then turned when he heard her voice.) Hello gorgeous (he spoke softly and shrugged in response) Nothing much, you? (he asked curious as to what she was, she looked almost human like, more human like and smelling than him anyway)

[roguishwildflower]

(‘It was always a feeling of pleasure that bubbled in the pits of the halfling's stomach when she came across someone from the supernatural world. Her race, after all was ‘extinct’ within the supernatural.) Me? nothing as well. I smelled something different from a few blocks down, curiosity got the best of me. (’ Yuri shrugged her shoulders, like it was the most normal thing for her to do. It wasn’t every day she came across a new vampire in town.) I guess my curious nature did well this time. ( ’ her coloured hues lingered once more on the male, giving him a final one over look.) Oh— where’s my manners. ( ’ Her lips spreading to form a light smile.) Yuri aintza. How long ago did you get into town? ( ’ Her detective side starting to leak out- she was mostly familiar with every supernatural being in her district, so the woman wanted to know since when he had been residing in her side of town.) Of course, if you don’t mind me asking.

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給我一分鐘專心好好欣賞妳的美。

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[roguishwildflower]

Roleplay Starters & Prompts

❂ -- It's incredibly hot outside and my muse is trying to persuade yours to go swimming together.

☁︎ -- A dream (or nightmare) about your muse.

❆ -- It's snowing and my muse slips on ice, accidentally crashing into your muse.

☯ -- My muse meets yours in a tranquil setting.

✆ -- A text message from my muse.

◎ -- It's raining and my muse finds yours outside completely drenched and crying.

☂ -- My muse encounters yours just as it starts to rain.

✑ -- Something my muse has written about your muse. ( Could be a letter, drawing, etc. )

↭ -- My muse is lost and stops to ask your muse for directions.

⌖ -- My muse's reaction to accidentally shooting your muse.

◌ -- Some of my muse's thoughts about your muse.

☉ -- My muse is undressing when your muse accidentally walks into the room.

✬ -- My muse conveys one of their wishes to you.

¤ -- In some turn of events, your muse ends up staying with mine.

❅ -- Our muses are trying to warm up after spending a day outside in the snow.

♪ -- My muse walks in on your muse singing to themselves.

❊❁ -- My muse gives yours some flowers.

❁ -- My muse's reaction to receiving a rose from your muse.

✧ -- A kiss from my muse to yours.

◎ -- My muse's reaction to being kissed by yours.

♡ -- A romantic gift from my muse.

[sehurie]

This was completely out of her nature, but Yuri trusted the words of the immortal when it came to judging people. A light tap was placed on the latter's shoulder. "You must be Chen right?" Colored hues lingered on the taller person. " Sorry, Yong-- I mean Keon told me about you. I'm pretty new around this joint, so he helped me out with some people. " Great, where was her confidence? Scratching her cheek for a moment, she then held out her left hand. " Yuri Aintza. I hope this isn't strange."

The light of brush of fingers against Chen’s shoulder caused the male to turn around with wide eyes, his hands halting in their work as he set down a pair of glasses to turn his attention towards the woman.“Ah, yeah, I’m Chen! Nice to meet you, but… Keon?”Keon. Keon. The name hadn’t rung a bell in his mind, but the only person that really fitted the unfamiliarity of the name that rolled of his tongue was the man he, uh, threw a punch at. Honestly, it seemed fitting. Already sending people to me, it seems?“No, no, its not strange, don’t worry about it! If you need anything, from some shots to maybe a little talk, I’m here, yeah? Pleasure to meet you, Yuri-ssi.”

[roguishwildflower]

A light smile made home on her lips from his words as she took a seat on one of the empty stools. “You know, now that you mentioned it. A glass of whiskey would be nice.” Her mouth watered up at the thought of the sweet-bitter nectar, Yuri’s colored eyes illuminated with anticipation.With the weekend she had, she needed one. “So how do you know Keon, if you don’t mind me asking?” Curiosity under laced her words. She guessed this was the reason she approached him, Yuri wanted to know what caught her long time friend’s attention to the human before her. Unlike him, Yuri was a little more social than the ape she knew as Keon, so she hoped she wouldn’t bring any type of discomfort to him. ” From what i know, Keon just asked when I asked him how you two met.” A soft chuckle parted from her lips, placing her hands on the  wooden counter, giving the male her attention. “Sorry for asking, I mean you don’t have to tel me, I’m just surprised, he even talked to people.” Sheepishly, the undercover agent tapped her finger tips carefully, studying the male in front of her.

[sehurie]

"A glass of whiskey coming right up, Yuri-ssi. You good with Jack Daniel’s? Or are you into the fancy stuff?" He asked with raised eyebrows, quick moves of his feet dragging him behind the counter, while nimble fingers worked to get a few whiskey stones from the freezer to prop them into the glass set out. "I guess the fancy brews we do have are a little higher in price, but… okay, first drinks on me. Got any particulars?"

Chen wasn’t usually as concerned as he was as now when it came to customer orders, but whiskey was a passion of his which tended to leak out at unneeded times. Like now, he could have hooked the missus with anything good. He was in too deep for that now.

The next question she asked threw Chen off a little. Does she think we’re friends, or something…? He coughed a couple of times before taking a seat, only after setting a few bottles in front for the woman to choose. How would he explain their first meeting? ….heck, he didn’t even know if he had the right person in mind. “…no, no its nothing, I’ll tell you. So uh, I kinda… threw a punch at his face? And he returned it? And uh, the once-sided introduction, from me, of course. I didn’t know his name until you told me so… yeah. Thanks?”

[roguishwildflower]

'Yuri-ssi' The formality her name carried when he spoke it, made her cringe.  Respectful, yes it was. Yuri, however disliked it. Maybe she had grown use to just hearing her name without the formalities. Her years of traveling before settling back into her mother land had done a number on her mannerisms. "Jack Daniels is just more than fine." Yuri as always more of the whiskey kind of gal. She liked any type of liquor- from the cheap bottles of soju to the expensive red wines, but nothing made her taste buds water like whiskey did.

A light hum emitted from her lips, waiting on her drinks as she seemed to get the male off guard from her question. The words that left his lips, were not ones someone would hear on a daily bases. 'I kinda… threw a punch at his face? And he returned it?' Her colored hues widened at the latter's words. He couldn't be serious right? It wasn't until a few seconds later, that a small subtle laugh escaped her lips. " You seriously have some balls on you ." It was a compliment. "we are talking about the same guy right?" She asked only to be sure it was her idiot of a friend. "he's like." She got off her stool only to stand up on the tips of her toes."this tall." She raised her hand slightly above her head to make a better estimate his height." He has a really deep face and a stupid smug look on his face all the time? He could be an idiot and always sarcastic like he wakes up on the wrong side of the bed?" Yuri finished off her description of her best friend as she retook her seat on the stool, glancing down at the bottles he had set out for her picking. "If it's him. He has the oddest ways of being social, that fucking ape." She laughed breathless finding the human before her even more interesting. " God,  i haven't had whiskey in such a long time" She looked at the bottle letting out a dreamy sighing, reaching out to tap on the larger clear bottle of golden brown liquor. 'Jack Daniels' standing out in bold white letters." this one." Talk about going cold turkey, her fingertips twitched, waiting for her drink to be served. "If you don't mind me asking, how long have you been in the bar-tending business?"

[svngheehvn-blog1]

                              "will you be here in the morning?”                  as always he nods his head, a sweet smile gracing his lips. such lies.

edward ahn. twenty six. owner of 'eighty six' . Pureblood Vampire.

he was back from switzerland, having spent thirty years there abroad living hidden away in solitude. he had done odd jobs in the country though he didn’t need to, thinking he could have survived a hundred years easily, but he couldn’t. feeding was difficult and he began to miss some faces though he never acknowledged them in the first place. edward ahn, comes from a wealthy family in canada, he was going to be a surgeon. he took his inheritance and ran away to south korea then opened a nightclub called ‘eighty six’. he paid a lot for his face. rumours run the city, even though they’re all lies.                                                                     X X X X

nsfw warning! mun and muse are both 18+ mature themes will show up

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Hurt rp Starters

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down! You don't want to get even more hurt, do you?"

"Tell me where it hurts."

"Whoa, that's purple... It looks like your shoulder is dislocated."

"Oh my god. Are you okay?"

"You're bleeding... You're bleeding bad..."

"This is gonna hurt..."

"Holy crap! I may not know much about human anatomy, but legs don't bend that way!"

"It's all swollen up..."

"You have a black eye. Where you fighting with someone?"

"Okay... Okay, hospital. Hospital, now."

"I think you have a concussion."

"Calm down! Calm down! Your ankle is sprained, okay?"

"Here, lean on me."

"I'm gonna need more bandaids..."

"What the hell happened to you!?"

"Here, I need to clean you up. This might sting a bit..."

"We need to get the bullet out..."

"Oh my god, you've been shot!"

"Did... did you get beat up!?"

"Just hold on. You're gonna be fine..."

"Look out for that car!"

"Wake up! Oh god, please wake up!"

"You're alive! Oh, thank god!"

"I'm no doctor, but you should have that looked at. It's bleeding a lot..."

"What is that? Are there bandages under your shirt?"

"Why is your arm wrapped up like that? And are those blood stains!?"

"You must have hit the back of your head really hard."

"Look at me. Just look at me and stay awake. Can you do that?"

[tinyshinysylveon]

[svmmerpvrk-deactivated20140828]

Hey there. The names Yuri Aintza. I'm pretty new around this place, so let's get some things started? I need connections and all that good shit. So hope to speak to you soon. /-seriously got to work on social skills.;

Hey there, Yuri. The Name’s Dara Park, It’s a Pleasure to meet you. (` dips her head in a bow ; Sure, That would be awesome. I’ve been lookin’ around for some connections as well, So let’s talk over coffee, Ne?

[roguishwildflower]

"It actually depends on my mood of the day to be honest." Slender fingers ran through the uncover agent’s locks" So I feel like coffee today, because it’s been a long day for me." A sigh left the supple lips of the vixen, corner of her eye, she watched the other woman. "What about you, doll face?" She questioned the female, walking along the sidewalk, avoiding to brush against people who came across their paths.She hated skinship.

[svmmerpvrk-deactivated20140828]

"Oh." She said, nodding. She pulled a lock of her hair behind her ear, She was more of a coffee person, Tea never seemed to satisfy her and she always drank tea when she and her family were invited to someone’s home. "I’m more of a coffee person myself." She shoved her hands into her sweater pockets.

[roguishwildflower]

"I really have no favorites when it comes to tea or coffee. I enjoy the scent of both." Yuri was never a picky person. She liked to think of herself a neutral person. Like black and white, that's how she viewed herself. "So dara, what do you do for living?" Turning her head, she gave the woman beside her all of her attention for a few seconds before looking up once more, seeing he cafe she knew so well come to view. " God, I love this cafe." Picking up the pace, the undercover detective was eager to grab her freshly brew coffee from the small shop. Her sensitive nose picking up the different scents of coffee flavors and tea's being prepared inside along with goodies. Extending her hand out Yuri grabbed the handle of the door and opened the door for the other. "ladies first."

[sehurie]

This was completely out of her nature, but Yuri trusted the words of the immortal when it came to judging people. A light tap was placed on the latter's shoulder. "You must be Chen right?" Colored hues lingered on the taller person. " Sorry, Yong-- I mean Keon told me about you. I'm pretty new around this joint, so he helped me out with some people. " Great, where was her confidence? Scratching her cheek for a moment, she then held out her left hand. " Yuri Aintza. I hope this isn't strange."

The light of brush of fingers against Chen’s shoulder caused the male to turn around with wide eyes, his hands halting in their work as he set down a pair of glasses to turn his attention towards the woman.“Ah, yeah, I’m Chen! Nice to meet you, but… Keon?”Keon. Keon. The name hadn’t rung a bell in his mind, but the only person that really fitted the unfamiliarity of the name that rolled of his tongue was the man he, uh, threw a punch at. Honestly, it seemed fitting. Already sending people to me, it seems?“No, no, its not strange, don’t worry about it! If you need anything, from some shots to maybe a little talk, I’m here, yeah? Pleasure to meet you, Yuri-ssi.”

[roguishwildflower]

A light smile made home on her lips from his words as she took a seat on one of the empty stools. "You know, now that you mentioned it. A glass of whiskey would be nice." Her mouth watered up at the thought of the sweet-bitter nectar, Yuri's colored eyes illuminated with anticipation.With the weekend she had, she needed one. "So how do you know Keon, if you don't mind me asking?" Curiosity under laced her words. She guessed this was the reason she approached him, Yuri wanted to know what caught her long time friend's attention to the human before her. Unlike him, Yuri was a little more social than the ape she knew as Keon, so she hoped she wouldn't bring any type of discomfort to him. " From what i know, Keon just asked when I asked him how you two met." A soft chuckle parted from her lips, placing her hands on the  wooden counter, giving the male her attention. "Sorry for asking, I mean you don't have to tel me, I'm just surprised, he even talked to people." Sheepishly, the undercover agent tapped her finger tips carefully, studying the male in front of her.

[svmmerpvrk-deactivated20140828]

Hey there. The names Yuri Aintza. I'm pretty new around this place, so let's get some things started? I need connections and all that good shit. So hope to speak to you soon. /-seriously got to work on social skills.;

Hey there, Yuri. The Name’s Dara Park, It’s a Pleasure to meet you. (` dips her head in a bow ; Sure, That would be awesome. I’ve been lookin’ around for some connections as well, So let’s talk over coffee, Ne?

[roguishwildflower]

"Dara." Yuri’s colored hues slightly sparked up with interest before nodding at the woman’s words.The moment the world ‘coffee’ spilled from the lips of the other, Yuri’s lips twitched to form a smile. " See now you have my attention completely. Let’s go get some coffee." Shoving her hands into the pockets of her high top shorts, the beauty started to walk off leading the way to a nearby coffee shop.

[svmmerpvrk-deactivated20140828]

"Alright then." She started following the female, Dara was feeling like she wanted an iced coffee today. "So, tell me. Do you like coffee or tea more?" She asked her, tilting her head slightly, she took in the woman’s appearance. "I’m more of a coffee person myself." She added, nodding a few times.

[roguishwildflower]

"It actually depends on my mood of the day to be honest." Slender fingers ran through the uncover agent's locks" So I feel like coffee today, because it's been a long day for me." A sigh left the supple lips of the vixen, corner of her eye, she watched the other woman. "What about you, doll face?" She questioned the female, walking along the sidewalk, avoiding to brush against people who came across their paths.She hated skinship.

[deadlyxgentleman-archive-blog]

This is an open invitation to ask my muse whatever you damned well please.

Inbox is always open and I know someone must hold curiosities.