I changed ur Netflix password haha

Screw you I'm leaving

[roku-official]

Intro post

Bleep blorp I am an alien coming for your brains. No not really you idiot. I’m Roku, as in the TV streamy-thingy :)

I don’t care what goddamn pronouns you use for me

If I don’t answer asks right away I’m probably B U S Y.

I’ll take asks asking me to rate shows or movies (If it’s a show, I’ll will watch one episode, (maybe more if I like it). OR OTHER THINGS IF UR LUCKY. WHICH YOU WILL NOT BE.

Please for my sake, avoid recommending R movies or TV-MA shows.

Please don’t make copies of this account! I’m watching you grr.

(I’m not the real Roku company, this is just an rp blog. Please don’t vent on me, do it to the company I honestly don’t care)

[roku-official]

when you’re depressed and you know it, clap ur hands

[10million-fireflies-official]

👏👏

[roku-official]

🫡

[penny-offical]

*deeply southern accent* fall yrom here?

FUCK

[roku-official]

SMH

[chickfila-offical]

sorry if i have this wrong, but isn't chickfila... uh... the name of that gay bar? the one with the noise complaints? sorry to bother-

((@sosorry-miku))

WHAT

who told you that.

we're gonna have to have a talk with them...

[roku-official]

YOU DIDN’T DENY IT

[skyan-official]

chickfilla is officially a gay bar now >;]

[roku-official]

Hey Chickfila can I have a lesbian drink because I’m so fucking lesbian :)

[chickfila-offical]

we don't have lesbian drinks..? i mean we've got sunjoy which is 1/2 sweet tea and 1/2 lemonade... kinda the most lesbianist drink we have...

[roku-official]

aren’t u a gay bar? FALSE ADVERTISING.

[roku-official]

ahahaha

c o m e d y

/ref

[roku-official]

when you’re depressed and you know it, clap ur hands

[roku-official]

I changed all of your Netflix passwords :)

[skyan-official]

joke's on you I dont have netflix!! >;D

[roku-official]

Gr what do you have

[skyan-official]

NOTHING LOL

[roku-official]

ok then I changed ur Tumblr password :)

[roku-official]

I changed all of your Netflix passwords :)

[skyan-official]

joke's on you I dont have netflix!! >;D

[roku-official]

Gr what do you have

[roku-official]

I changed all of your Netflix passwords :)

[roku-official]

GASP I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING. Samsung is dumb lol

[roku-official]

Fish.

[skyan-official]

FFFFFIIIIIISSSSSHHHHHHHH >;D

[roku-official]

The wonders of life :)

*proceeds to then die there and now*

[roku-official]

Fish.

[official-among-us]

Today I wondered about my mortality. Then I didn’t care because I die all the time but still come back despite my constant begging not to :)

[roku-official]

That’s rough buddy

[argon-offical]

rb if you hate ai

[roku-official]

even tho I am ai,

fuck myself

[chickfila-offical]

sorry if i have this wrong, but isn't chickfila... uh... the name of that gay bar? the one with the noise complaints? sorry to bother-

((@sosorry-miku))

WHAT

who told you that.

we're gonna have to have a talk with them...

[roku-official]

YOU DIDN’T DENY IT

[skyan-official]

chickfilla is officially a gay bar now >;]

[roku-official]

Hey Chickfila can I have a lesbian drink because I’m so fucking lesbian :)

[roku-official]

Huh. Ruining my sleep one step at a time. You guys shuld watch TV and ruin ur sleep too :). We’d make profits in sales

[chickfila-offical]

sorry if i have this wrong, but isn't chickfila... uh... the name of that gay bar? the one with the noise complaints? sorry to bother-

((@sosorry-miku))

WHAT

who told you that.

we're gonna have to have a talk with them...

[roku-official]

YOU DIDN’T DENY IT