I’m Just A Penny

Kool-Aid Obsessed Mildly Depressed Assume that I am in character unless stated otherwise I block freely Mod is under 15 until later in lir existance Adults are free to interact, just understand that I am a child ◡̈

[penny-offical]

I'm supposed to make a pinned post?

TAGS:

Penny proclaims = general posting

Penny ponders = asks

Penny persists = reblogs

Fellow Penny(s) = @penny--offical

Mod and Penny info is below cut

Mod:

Mod is @aluminum-canz (ey/em, Nis/nim, he/hymm)

I am American

Links to know more abt me ->

Pronouns.cc

Pronouns.page

Google website

About Penny:

Name: Penny or anything close to Penny

Pronouns: He/Him

Age: 233

Favorites

Color: Copper

Animal: the people a scam

Song: Scam (Jamiroquai)

Show: N/A (too busy scamming)

Game: Capitalism and scamming

Interests & More

Likes: Scamming people online, money, cyberbullying, gambling, rage baiting

Dislikes: Quarters, Dimes, Euros (not 💶, we're chill)

Birthday: March 1793

Time zone: CST

Ask status: Open

[penny-offical]

EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT THIS IDIOT

[penny-offical]

Lesbian wikipedia should be called fixipedia

[argon-offical]

Ace ppl:

🎶Gimme Gimme Gimme a snack after midnight🎶

[penny-offical]

thought you weren't supposed to feed them after midnight

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Can you make an invention that gets rid of periods all together. I’m a swimmer and my period started today. I literally have an important swim meet.

...I can do my best.

[bill-cipher-offical]

TELL THE KID IT’S CALLED BIRTH CONTROL MINUS THE PLACEBO PILL AT THE END OF THE MONTH. OR TRY A OOPHORECTOMY. OR STOP BEING SHY ABOUT IT AND BLEED AT YOUR COMPETITION TO ASSERT DOMINANCE

[penny-offical]

I like the idea of aggressively bleeding in the pool for dominance

[herobrine-offical]

Did we just collectively forget about the existence of tampons??

[penny-offical]

no, I use those, but the concept of bleeding to assert dominance is better

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Can you make an invention that gets rid of periods all together. I’m a swimmer and my period started today. I literally have an important swim meet.

...I can do my best.

[bill-cipher-offical]

TELL THE KID IT’S CALLED BIRTH CONTROL MINUS THE PLACEBO PILL AT THE END OF THE MONTH. OR TRY A OOPHORECTOMY. OR STOP BEING SHY ABOUT IT AND BLEED AT YOUR COMPETITION TO ASSERT DOMINANCE

[penny-offical]

I like the idea of aggressively bleeding in the pool for dominance

[penny-offical]

me when gay

[penny-offical]

oh yeah, i watched my coworker hump a wall at 9 in the fucking morning

[penny-offical]

you know the world's ending when the squirrels disappear

they run the governments so that's why

[penny-offical]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

YOURE ALUMINUM OFFICAL

GOLY SHIT

I THOUGJT YOY WERE DEAD

OMG THAYS FUXING CEAZY

(argon-offical btw)

Mod: ah yeah I am :)

hello, hi, hey, howdy, etc

[argon-offical]

@astronaut-offical @shoe-offical you’re never going to believe this

[penny-offical]

I better be invited to the wedding

[penny-offical]

The lesbian polycule and their gay dog, who’s just kinda there

[inkanddragons]

I was gonna say mystery inc for a second there but I realised there may be a few issues with that

[penny-offical]

I support transfemme Shaggy

[penny-offical]

The lesbian polycule and their gay dog, who’s just kinda there

[penny-offical]

I'm making it offical, no more july

[penny-offical]

Idaho, no u da ho

[penny-offical]

sorry, my local heatwave melted me

I'm now one with the sidewalk

[penny-offical]

I'm gay santa clause. On the eve of the stonewall anniversary I snuck into all the houses and stole your foundation