Inhaling Like the French

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[softwaring]

old people on facebook posts should be in the moma

[angelbaby997]

oh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,my god

[manda]

“remember that time in 7th grade when you-“

[7052remade]

moodboard for whenever you are going absolutely apeshitt. feral. rabid. letting fucking LOOSE

[tastefullyoffensive]

[fknq]

me trying to get a hold of my life

[weedfordays]

[everythingfox]

Happy cow

(via)

[gameraboy]

[kenyatta]

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

[rwiggly]

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out

[makeuphall]

[oldfilmsflicker]

[ladykate63]

Great scene, and based on an actual historical incident in medieval Germany:

When King Conrad III defeated the Duke of Welf (in the year 1140) and placed Weinsberg under siege, the wives of the besieged castle negotiated a surrender which granted them the right to leave with whatever they could carry on their shoulders. The king allowed them that much. Leaving everything else aside, each woman took her own husband on her shoulders and carried him out. When the king’s people saw what was happening, many of them said that that was not what had been meant and wanted to put a stop to it. But the king laughed and accepted the women’s clever trick. “A king” he said, “should always stand by his word.”

Medieval women were BAMFs.

[the17thtearoom]

We stan both the wives and the king

[rhodeys]

THE TRIBES OF WAKANDA

[emjineer]

So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model. 

[emjineer]

If this gets notes I’ll tell the full story

[marry-and-mirthful]

Storu

[emjineer]

Many years ago, my boss was working at this museum and they had these original Churchill documents on display. These documents are worth millions of dollars… The only thing separating the public from these documents was a sheet of glass secured with 4 philips head screws. Seriously. No security guards in the room, no cameras, just an easily removable piece of glass. 

My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasn’t taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands. 

She bought a ticket and  pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt, went straight to the documents and opened the case with the drill. (While  wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit.  Literally no one even questioned her.

 She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her boss’s office.  She dropped the folder on his desk and said “I just stole these in 15 minutes“

Once he was done being mad at her, he listened and the museum increased security. 

[weloveshortvideos]

[thebelfry]

this encounter seems very intimate and magical, like a moment in a dream

[theophile-steinlen]

Study of Cats, Theophile Steinlen

[plazm]

[avtavr]

paradise