isa

they/elle lesbian learning how to be a girl again

[patroclws]

fuck it, all the what we do in the shadows alternative endings together thanks to discord

[natjennie]

and I loved every second of it.

[alwaystiredshark]

More of my art @alwaystiredshark

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[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[desinteresse]

Talking to friends with inept parents is crazy. No wonder they’re like this if their parents kept fumbling

[desinteresse]

“I’m having trouble adapting to my adult responsibilities” well no wonder, nobody raised you 😭😭😭

[desinteresse]

Hot tip for future parents: you actually have to guide your kid to adulthood. Feeding them and waiting for them to grow up is not enough since they are not house plants. A little more thought and care is required.

[mosssreblogs]

for those lacking certain "adulting" skills, especially things around the house, check out:

mom, how do i...?

and dad, how do i...?

^ there are tons of other resources but these two will teach you some personal hygiene, home or apartment repairs, easy recipes and basic cleaning techniques, even how to schedule doctor's appointments

if youre a renter i cannot recommend the trans handyma'am enough, mercury is a lifesaver, and her channel and accounts are always accepting new questions

there are so many resources, a lot that you dont have to even ask for, just know how to look 🩷 much love

[l-a-l-o-u]

My favorite human ritual is the unspoken rule that if you enjoyed a concert, you must clap without stopping at the end (if you were seated, you may rise to express further respect). The musician will bow, then exit the stage, but you must keep clapping. The musician must return and act surprised, bow again, then exit once more, and you continue to clap. Then, the musician will return and play one or two extra numbers (you stop clapping during the music) and at the end after they leave for the last time, you can clap as long as you wish but the musician will not return. It’s just such a cute song and dance. I've been to shows where the musician expects it (to the point that i could see their timer backstage that indicated how much time they had left for the show and they bowed for the first time with 20 minutes to spare) so they just go through the motion of pretending to end the show but the extra number is completely planned and we all expect it. Everyone in the audience is in on it but we all just do it anyway because it’s like a conversation were the audience and the musician are saying Thank You to each other over and over. Makes me feel some type of way

[flyingpurplepeopleprogrammer]

[stuckinapril]

i hope we all get kissed by the luck and whimsy of april this year

[demilypyro]

came home and accidentally walked in on this incredible lesbian couple

[rollipolli-888]

they put me and my butch in pokopia

[givrali]

some of you could learn a thing or two

[wishywashysmoshy]

My favorite part of Smosh is whenever Shayne starts laughing like a cartoon bully

[curioscurio]

ads these days are so sensitive to being tapped like darling my fingers barely brushed you and youre already opening yourself for me... well close those damn legs. dont make me get the taser

[64mpg]

guy who has a mental health condition that comes and goes: i’m cured this time actually i can feel it

[64mpg]

same guy when they start having symptoms again: what the fuck is happening and why

[snuggle-buggy]

i hate responsibilities i should be having gay sex instead

[nickmpreg]

83 years old still writing about his situationship from his 20’s

[nickmpreg]

This is not about that faggot from interview with the vampire

[nickmpreg]

REAL HUMAN MAN PAUL MCCARTNEY

[what-even-is-thiss]

So this is how I learned that Paul McCartney has a new single out

[vampurrring]

girls when there’s too many things

[feeshies]

Funny growing up in the late 2000s and seeing constant "don't text and drive" warnings, PSAs telling us to put our phones down behind the wheel, wait until you're home to send that text, a phone-distracted driver is a deadly driver etc etc

Only for modern car manufacturers to be like "we made the car a phone :) now you have to text and drive to change the radio station :)"