you can hear the whistle blow 100 miles

They/Them | NB bisexual | Marxist | Taken | 27 | terfs fuck off challenge

[dogpuppy]

[humiliationvictim]

Can I still be a leftist if I’m a reactionary conservative

[volk-swag-genitalia-deactivated]

i love you rain, i love you cold air, i love you sound of raindrops hitting the rooftops, i love you cloudy skies

[infectiouspiss]

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

[capacity2]

Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet

[decadentlorenzocollector-deacti]

not El rebloging, when she is compatible w me😩

[elsagism]

You know what, you're right *kisses you*

[decadentlorenzocollector-deacti]

come here my love *spins you around*

[capacity2]

[nyc40z]

deep in yo blog reblogging all yo shit so what

[nyc40z]

deep in yo blog reblogging all yo shit so what

[gay--dog]

you are hopelessly addicted to toys. get help

i can stop playing any time i want

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[ex-riddlecats]

i'll be honest it gets kind of annoying when ppls immediate canned response to an m/f ship is "she deserves better" because over half the people who say that then proceed to hyperfocus on some yaoi with the man involved and never give the woman a second glance. forgive me but i think she deserves better than being girlbossed off screen and never mentioned again

[kiwimintlime]

*feministly*: women should never be centered in stories because Bad Stuff™ might happen to them

[princess-rosiebird]

Y'know, that sound from the other room sounded remarkably similar to a one kg bag of cat treats falling off the counter and opening up on the floor

[princess-rosiebird]

The heist of the century

[princess-rosiebird]

the criminal is getting notes again.....

[rivetgoth]

Unfortunately really attracted to men with this vibe

[dogpuppy]

[shitdisco]

comfey regional variant

[dogpuppy]

[neverniko101]

who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus

[fucko]