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[ruinedchildhood]

[krabby-kronicle]

[memewhore]

[captainsingleton]

Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay.  Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?  

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up 

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa!  Whoa!  Shit!  [Unintelligible] HOWH!  Come here girl! 

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that

[kitharion]

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

[minyate]

[dried-up-davinky]

Mood

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

[submech]

[loraliah]

OH THIS IS HEAVEN LOOK AT THEM

[ottermatopoeia]

The polka dot boots. The unexpected second and third platter. What can only be described as butler behavior.

[tikkety-tok]

His dinner was late.

[konoko]

[maudit-innocent]

Ngl this is kinda hilarious

[tumakhunter]

Makes sense. I mean, a passenger of a cruise line isn't called a sailor, right? Astronaut literally means "star sailor."

[ralfmaximus]

One of the conditions for someone to get their astronaut wings from the FAA is that they travel 50 miles (80 km) above Earth, and both Bezos and Branson have met it. But the FAA is now saying that would-be astronauts must also have “demonstrated activities during flight that were essential to public safety, or contributed to human space flight safety,” and neither meets this requirement. The change went into effect on July 20, the very day when Bezos made the inaugural 11-minute flight on the reusable rocket New Shepard.

Fuckin hilarious

[pattern-shirt-gang]

yeah otherwise every time a rich cunt goes up for a few mins and throws some cheetos around they’d have to dish out astronaut medals like candy which is a real fkn slap in the face to real astronauts who live and work in space and train for years and years

[catchymemes]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

My God they actually look like dogs now

[introvertbard]

Lord, the changes! DO PUGS NEXT!!!

[dusky-phantom]

ACTUALLY! A breeder in Germany started to breed healthier pugs called “retro mops” and currebtly ppl are trying to get AKC and UKC to recongnize them as the new standard.

heres the comparison:

[introvertbard]

Reblogging with updates! Healthy bulldogs AND healthy pugs! ❤️

[rpmaniac]

The absurd breed standards are a recent thing, developed in the past 100-150 years. The healthier breeds are much closer to their 19th century ancestors.

A pair of French bulldogs painted by Carl Reichert (1836-1918)

“Sweet Temptation or Willpower”

Charles Van den Eycken, 1891.

[headspace-hotel]

“Sweet temptation or willpower” I love that painting so much

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[smokeythemajestic]

Unrestrained summer fun

[enelojodelculo-deactivated20181]

[reeddacted]

HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO

[tyzenmaster8]

This is what I need right now

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

please you’re killing it put it back in the water

[jaubaius]

The lady was a zoo keeper for this(pallas) cat when she was a baby. That’s why she recognized her face.

full video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j51MCpL4vk

[blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20]

👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u

[chickensnack]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[piipstachio]

TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

[everythingfox]

Worth a try

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[deejay]