dirty kinda pretty face

probably gonna yosh in your mouth

[romanized]

bobaetea:

“no more than yours, probably. can’t even picture ally in a lovey-dovey setting.”

“it’s not that much different from how we were before we started dating. only, we make out now sometimes.”

[romanized]

bobaetea:

“you wouldn’t. who else are you gonna watch it with?!”

“my other best friend, dexter.”

[romanized]

bobaetea:

“don’t be ridiculous, i’d pay for a good chunk of it! because what are friends for?”

“chilawho? well, my day was okay, i guess. mr. romiji made me stay after really late to practice for the spring recital. my fingers are ready to fall off.”

“friends? andy, i thought we were getting married!”

“chilaquiles! they’re kinda like nachos but way better. mr. romiji reminds me of fiona back when she’d make us stay and rehearse really late until everything was perfect. or, close enough to it i guess. i’m excited to hear you play again!”

[romanized]

aepartwo:

“then get a job or the debt will only increase to three cheeseburgers every week.”

“okay, okay! i should just go work at mcdonalds then so i can just make you the cheeseburger.”

[romanized]

aepartwo:

“i-i’m sorry! i know this is totally not what you were expecting tonight and – shit! i should have probably not assumed that you didn’t come with a date. oh, my god. i’m so sorry!”

“i can definitely go. you should be with your – people. i’m such an idiot!”

“oh, no -- i mean, you’re right on this totally not being what i expected to happen tonight -- but this is way better than watching my buddies get drunk to hit on unsuspecting college freshmen only to get rejected. multiple times.”

“so,” he motions toward her aforementioned ex. “what’s the deal with that guy? what’d he do to lose a girl like you?”

[romanized]

aepartwo:

“good to know we agree on at least one thing – you would make a shit babysitter.”

“how’re the wife and kids?”

“i’m glad to see your lack of faith in me is still present.”

“ha ha. we’re only living together. could you really imagine me as a husband any more than you could imagine me as a babysitter?”

[romanized]

aepartwo:

rolls her eyes, grabbing her keys and wallet before heading out the door. “come if you want. no one’s forcing you to.”

he sneaks up behind her and snatches the car keys out from her hand. he grins, dangling them in front of her before dashing for the car. “i’m driving.”

[romanized]

bobaetea:

“only what she eats in the morning.”

“i can only imagine how riveting your conversations must be.”

[romanized]

bobaetea:

“win me back, then.”

“i’m gonna kick you off my netflix. have fun illegally watching stranger things without me.”

[romanized]

bobaetea:

“if we were ever married, i think i’d go broke because of your chronic sweet tooth problem. anyway, how was your day?”

“oh, don’t worry about that andy -- i’m a responsible sweet tooth human so i’ll pay for all my sweets!”

“my day was dandy! my mom made chilaquiles for breakfast and when that happens i know my day’s gonna go right. how was yours?!”

[romanized]

bobaetea:

“ring pops? what do we do when it attracts flies and stuff? it’ll disappear. no forever.”

“as long as we’re together, we don’t need anything to show that we’re for forever! also, i pretty much just want a ring pop right now.”

[romanized]

bobaetea:

“there’s a special place in my heart for the elderly. just can’t shake it. i won’t.”

“all it took was an old guy to get in between us. i thought we were better than this, q.”

[romanized]

bobaetea:

“god, let’s just get married then.”

“oh my gosh are you serious!? you don’t know long i’ve been waiting to hear you tell me that. i want ring pops to make this official.”

[romanized]

bobaetea:

“i don’t know, technically. i just hear things. not necessarily true things until confirmed, you dig?”

“let’s be real here, tyler. i’m sure allison tells you everything.”

[romanized]

bobaetea:

“aw, man, i’m sorry j. i’m sorry it was an old guy and not anybody else, ‘cause then i would’ve gladly sucker punched them for you.”

“um, that’s not what i wanna hear quinn! these are the times when you shouldn’t respect your elders! now i’m sad that you’d pick an old guy over me.”

[romanized]

bobaetea:

“alright – now, i just feel like a clown. you suck. move over and hand me a donut, you monster.”

“i hope your day didn’t consist of you ruining people’s dream like you just ruined mine.”

“okay fine. you’re lucky i love ya lots lots andy because i normally wouldn’t give away my last long john to just anyone!”

“well that’s me, a dream-ruining monster.”

[romanized]

bobaetea:

@romanized

“so, anything you wanna tell me? say, i don’t know, about you and als, maybe.” 

“it seems like you already know so i don’t think i have anything to tell, really.”