What's the corsi on that hit?

I'm Jacob, 24, he/him, Leafs always, some times Red Sox, and whatever team Roman Polak is on. Follows and likes from randandhiscat

[romanpolak]

had to log back in here bc no one else in the world will understand this. watching the leafs×mammoth game, they mentioned Lawson Crouse and said out loud "the kid who ate a worm?"

[polaksmash]

I am looking for folks to follow.

I was @romanpolak but that blog, for a million reasons, is never gonna come back. However I decided that I get to like hockey regardless of anything else. I miss it so much.

I don’t even know who’s on the leafs anymore, so we’re basically starting from scratch. (I will not however give up the Roman Polak Motif, I’m sorry he’s the love of my life no one will ever play hockey as well as him)

Like/Reblog if you like the Toronto Maple Leafs are are older than 18 and we’ll get this show on the road

[romanpolak]

I can't imagine anyone still follows this blog but if you care I'm back just in a different spot

[romanpolak]

"Jake why did you fall away from hockey?"

Because, at the risk of sounding like a whiny leafs fan, the standard the leafs are held to against the rest of the league is ridiculous

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I'm starting a collection

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There is an Attempt™

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Daddition

[woah-were-halfway-there]

PLEASE

[teex]

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[romanpolak]

I can not belive I'm expected to watch this game knowing both 1. Thriwi happened here and 2. No one on the broadcast cares let alone will mention it.

[romanpolak]

[romanpolak]

[romanpolak]

I'm hilarious and I desperately need that fact acknowledged

[romanpolak]

How'd I ever give up matthews goals?

[romanpolak]

Local broadcasts are the best way to watch hockey. They're much nicer, far more chill.

The exception is of course NESN their broadcasters are pos.

But like watching the knights stream last night and the coyotes stream tonight. I never want to watch a sports net or TSN broadcast again

[romanpolak]

It's so weird to try and watch hockey again, I used to know EVERYTHING and now it's like......why is the league not in the same place as it was two years ago when I put it down

[romanpolak]

I reread omgcp and I adore hockey again

[romanpolak]

I too would give up 5k to throw a glove at Brad marchand

[romanpolak]

Hockey is great, I'm a harry styles Stan now.

[romanpolak]

I forgot Brian was a penguin, so when I saw him I immediately started sobbing.