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On hiatus. This is a sideblog, so it will never follow back. There will be Deceit content on this blog, so be aware.

[sidespart]

okays it’s 12 am but : Fic where like. Janus decides the only way to control Remus is to SEDUCE him and bribe him into showering/ behaving with romantic gestures (Janus: there’s only one thing left to use. Virgil: don’t say your sexuality. Janus:my SEXuALITy) but then OhNo! He catches feelings for real because yeah Remus is a bit terrifying and stinky, but he’s also Passionate and Honest and Also Thinks Suggesting Thomas Murder People Is A Hilarious Prank. What is Jjan to do?? (Virgil: why are you asking me this? No one asked you to do this. You LITERALLY could have just tried asking him to shower) and maybe Remus has figured out/ always knew that Jan was faking the affection so HE is Pining For His (not) Unrequited Love and Jan is like, ‘oh no, once again my incredibly convoluted plan has led to someone feeling betrayed and drawing away from me why does this keep happening’ (Virgil: because you keep trying to control situations through incredibly convoluted plans Jan oh my god) so Jan is ALSO Pining For His (not) Unrequited Love and they are both very Dramatic and Gay about it all until Virgil -the Worlds Most Reluctant Wingman -helps them figure it out. And then Jan starts carrying around breath mints he can shove at Remus whenever they want to make out. Which is often. And that’s when Virgil decides to leave the dark sides.

[shortnfantastic]

Remus and Virge bring back Mr. Frog.  💚

EEEP! Took me long enough. Final part of 1, 2, 3.

Also! Thank you so much to all my followers! I recently hit a milestone on this blog and decided to make this comic a DTIYS challenge! Not the entire 10 pages lol, just pick and draw your favorite panel if you feel like it! And tag me, please! 

If anyone does it, I’d love to see it!

Also Happy Early Sidesversary! :D

[marsupials-of-mars]

This fandom is the funniest thing, like how often do you have a fandom where all the characters exist from the start and are implied to have coexisted their entire lives but are slowly introduced to the audience? So the fanfics and fanart just slowly pretend each neve character had always been there like "Haha yeah and he has this brother named Remus that I didnt mention in the last few chapters because... infighting... or... amnesia..." "Hey I know I made this whole fanart series with this concept for each character like a year ago but I added Deceit!"

[ghosttb0y]

“Maybe soon you could be rid of us all”

Some dark boys to show once again- I STILL DO ART IM JUST REALLY SLOW- HA-

@thatsthat24

[softestvirgil]

Sanders Sides favorites survey

[softestvirgil]

And the results are in folks

Interesting, interesting very interesting

[wu-honghua]

the colors are slightly off and this bothers me somewhat...

[softestvirgil]

I wish I could choose the colors but alas I cannot

[forsaken-by-the-spaghetti-gods]

who is out here saying that Patton is their LEAST FAVORITE

lmk I just wanna talk 😠

[softestvirgil]

It's because of all the discourse probably :/

[rondoel]

I swear these 3 radiate pure chaotic energy

You have chaotic evil, chaotic good and chaotic neutral (also known as chaotic anxious - too anxious to do anything good or evil)

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[sign-from-god-complex]

Deceit: I just need to hear those three little words.

Remus: I love you.

Deceit: That’s sweet but try again.

Remus:

Remus: I will behave.

Deceit: There we go.

[haysgrove]

"I am drowning

There is no sign of land

You are coming down with me

Hand in unlovable hand"

[sign-from-god-complex]

holy shit, oh my god, this is so much. it's 100% amazing but oh my god, though.

[ironwoman359]

Oh noooo

[m-ellodii]

Pirate Remus doots from an old-ish story

[sleight-of-hand-au]

May I interest you in a Cardverse AU in these trying times?

[thatsthat24]

What happens when @thejoanglebook, @tallykat3, and I have any free time on our hands. This is so frickin silly, but the audio was funny, we were having fun, and I had the boys, so here lol (Audio: Bo Burnham; Makeup: @tallykat3)

[lovelylogans]

i’ve been on twitter a lot lately (what else do i have to do, ya know?) and as such, here we are, sanders sides as some quarantine tweets (meant just for fun!)

[coconut-cluster]

“Okay, so we need a dragon scale,” Roman shrugged, as if it were that simple - though, knowing him, getting fantastical trophies like unicorn horns or (god forbid) dragon scales might be routine at this point. “We just have to get a dragon here.” 

“You can’t just think one up? Isn’t that what you do here?”

“Normally, yes- but you saw what happened back in the forest. I’m fairly certain something’s wrong with the core of the Imagination right now.” He gestured widely to the open field around them. “I’ve never created this landscape before, never even seen it, so it must be from some corner of Thomas’ mind that the core could still access. I can’t put anything in that isn’t already here; we’ll just have to attract a dragon ourselves.”

Logan pinched the bridge of his nose and gave a deep sigh. (The toll the Imagination had on his poor logical brain would be obvious even if Virgil wasn’t created for vigilance.) “So what attracts dragons?” 

“Gold,” Remus offered excitedly, “and caves. And dead bodies.”

“And princesses,” Roman added, making a face at Remus, which Remus just stuck his tongue out at. 

Deceit and Logan shared a flat look. “We don’t exactly have any of those at our dispense. Unless one of you has a princess in your back pocket, of course.”

“Well…” Patton said from Virgil’s side, and all eyes turned to him - he’d been remarkably quiet for the majority of the discussion, and now, his face was pinched as he clearly weighed his options of what to say. At last, he gave Roman an apologetic look and said, slowly, “Maybe a prince will do?” 

[coconut-cluster]

I hope you all know if I made this a fic it would also include

villagers ambushing the group mid-dragon attracting and interrogating them as to where they came from and why they have a random prince with them begging to call a dragon to the village

those villagers asking which of the group is the diplomat, leading to Deceit and Logan having a very brief but remarkably passive aggressive staring match that Logan concedes in because Dee has the ~charm~ for diplomacy

the villagers being very Suspicious™️ when they say their diplomat’s name is literally Deceit (followed by Virgil panicking and giving Dee a random and absolutely atrocious name on the spot)

the group getting separated in the grotto leading to the Imagination’s core, so Logan has to deal with Remus in an underground cavern covered in sharp things by himself

Deceit being afraid of a mongoose. This part is crucial because I think it’s funny

Roman being a valuable asset to the group because he knows how the vanilla Imagination works and saving the others a good few times

I’m getting too attached to this idea

oh no

[coconut-cluster]

Villager leader, holding a sword to Roman’s throat: Tell us what you all want or the dragonbringer gets it

Roman, under his breath: bad situation but that’s such a sick name

[thatsthat24]

Strange Measures to Take 📏

[pipapatton]

A while ago I saw this pajama shirt from far away and due to the way the fabric fell and the way it was hit by the light it looked as if there was “Wake Up And Lie” written on it. Needless to say that’s not what it actually said but I immediately had the idea of drawing Deceit wearing that. So I finally did :’)

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[coconut-cluster]

Roman canonically has an acrostic to remember how to spell his name AND he almost forgets Deceit’s name which is peak ADHD culture and I up it to suggest he randomly forgets the others’ names in the middle of conversations with them like

Patton: hey kiddo can you pass the salt?

Roman: Sure thing-

Roman’s mind: oh no. oh dear lord. not now, not here, not this way. you know this man. you’ve existed with him for literal decades now. spin the wheel of names and choose one Roman what is it

Roman: ....padre

Roman’s mind: nailed it

—

Roman, entering a room and seeing Virgil: oh hello-!

Roman’s mind: it’s a v victor vincent vance verne vermont verb tense veeveevevevveev

Roman, ten minutes later in the middle of dead silence: VIRGIL

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Remus: Roman have you seen my sash? The one that’s sparkly and better than yours

Roman: oh yes...............pal

Remus:

Roman:

Remus:

Roman: It starts with an R-

Remus: I hate this family

[strickenwithclairvoyance-moved]

ah yes,,,, my roman has adhd propaganda is working

[hello-im-a-bee]

I love this is there more

[nookisms]

Roman: I sure do love my fellow Sides! *Looks at smudged writing on hand* Vigil, Dice, Lemon, Patreon, and Remy

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

Oh I do this so much

[strickenwithclairvoyance-moved]

plot twist of the goddamn century

[notveryglittery]

this is the funniest thing to ever happen in sanders sides and it’s not even a sanders sides episode