Things go down there V

Oh the things that will exist in the general vicinity over there V

[cicidraws]

I know your spark

**Do not use in any form without my permission. AI Prohibited**

[winonaparadise]

i see a curved penis and i want to fix that shit. it's not that it's gross i just bet an hour in a bench vice would make that shit shoot straight. i wanna comically spin the handle and wrench it tight with the skill of a shop teacher that's been doing this for years. safety goggles on. heavy duty gloves. op! be careful of the clenching back there. that's how Ms. Paradise lost a pinky in college.

[winonaparadise]

I suppose this exposes my ignorance and inexperience. I suggest we normalize the use of the penis vice so that we can curve and straighten cocks to our own unique tastes. They can be 3D printed with an aposable skeleton so that they can be curved. I have included a mockup down below.

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

op i regret to inform you that the curve is so inherent that it persists even when you flip it inside out, turn it into a vagina, and stick a ramrod straight dilator into it for 30 minutes 4 times per day for several months.

(they don't usually give you an MRI 4 months after bottom surgery, i just happened to need one for unrelated reasons)

[winonaparadise]

girl why is your pussy trying to take me on the road less traveled. fucking that thing i hear google maps say "exit left." trying to hit your spot but your pussy said that's not part of the guided tour. your shit is so twisted the people's joker took it to her doctor saying "like this please." I KNOW she WILL be comin around the mountain when she comes! i always wanted a girl who turned heads, but this is ridiculous!!!

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[perception-filter]

[spuds-n-soup]

Launch my child

[justsomejal]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ADVENTURE IS CALLING...

DO YOU PICK UP THA PHONE

[bonkie]

[a-dream-seeking-light]

fran and the viera by kumanz

[medievaljournalist]

theres evidence jesus was an orc. with a battle axe and everything. and green as fuck as well

[bungerc0re]

teto shorts

[bungerc0re]

you can imagine kasane teto in cargo shorts that don't fit very well

[davidrussell323]

[hagiomoto]

Daily reminder to Americans on this website that American war on Iran is bad because Iranians are getting killed not because you can no longer afford going to the movies in the weekends or refill your car 😒

[hagiomoto]

Y'know what, this reminder also includes non-Americans. Let's watch our words and keep the victims of American aggressions in our heart always

[jetix]

2026-04-08

[brw]

I don't even fuck with Carol like, at all but what Marvel has been doing with her recently has been genuinely insane. Paul Jenkins Chip Zdarsky your days are fucking numbered.

[brw]

It's just insane in 2026 to have only two women on your superhero team and both of them are white and blond and blue eyed and then one of them gets epically beaten up and humiliated by your epic awesome badass OC "9/11 Captain America" whose backstory steals multiple elements from Isaiah Bradley, from one of the most significant Black comics Marvel ever published because how else will we know he's badass and super powerful and totally deserves to be an Avenger if he doesn't humiliate one of your two women. Pathetic racist misogynistic writing and that's not even getting into the other shit going on in Zdarsky's writing.

[galaxywarp]

been challenging myself lately to stop every now and then and look at the clouds. And ask myself what they look like. I think my imagination and creativity can be like a muscle. I think I can start using them again and building them again. That one looks like a giant worm boss monster. Clouds are cool.

[galaxywarp]

some sort of fish creature for sure

[should-be-sleeping]

Ah, yes. The Sky Coelacanth, I'd recognize him anywhere.

[galaxywarp]

@should-be-sleeping my friend you really surprised me by putting this 2 year old post back on my dash rn but I feel it deserves an update. In the two years since I started making deliberate choices to use my imagination and creativity again like this, I’ve also started drawing again and writing stories that sat in my clinically depressed brain for over 6 years waiting for me to finally be able to express myself through art again

I’ve written 44,000 words over the last year, after not writing a single sentence in nearly a decade. I’ve filled 3 different sketch books, mostly with scribbles and spirals from gel pens I thought looked pretty. Every dozen pages or so a full drawing happens

And it really did all start with stuff like this...with stuff exactly like this. by looking at the clouds.

[rabbitkinglune777]

cw // body horror and blood

boy is a devil

(he/him) 🦌

[status-quo-hater]

This version of the progress flag legitimately looks so nice

Gilbert baker rainbow, huge intersex circle, the design is cluttered but in a good way 10/10

[ID: A version of the progress pride flag with a large purple intersex ring outlined in gold, looping through pink, blue, brown, and black chevrons on the side, which have a base of white. The horizontal stripes are: pink, red, orange, yellow, green, light blue, dark blue, and purple. End ID.]

[kira-serialfaggot]

It's happening the morphing into Ohio

[the-lumpfish-queen]

[yuriwinged]

[autistic-af]

[jam-does-audio]

Girls. That's the original image. We've come full circle. It's always just been the state of Ohio

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one