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Hispanic|| Azul || ♎️ || 27|| non-binary || bisexy || poly || demirom || 🚬😷💨 18+

[catcrumb]

[logmore]

Took 3 expired gift cards out of my wallet and now i can leap over tall buildings in a single bounce

[irate-pokemon]

What's got Maushold so enraged?

[funny-tik-toks]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I want everyone who’s unearthed this after 5 years to reblog it and say “lmao me” to know that getting divorced from this person was one of the best decisions of my life

[islandofarson]

sometimes I wonder how y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever

[lunarriviera]

to quote someone who was a genius on bluesky:

[wikipediafood]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croque_monsieur

[tinyaibou]

[proteinmom]

before his naval career

[cheaphalloweencostume]

genuinely how it feels trying not to be mean to people who leave stupid shit on my posts

[cheaphalloweencostume]

thats such a crazy coincidence, someone should have put a gif of it on this post to illustrate that point better

[sludgenaut]

[seshrat]

more people need to be made aware that the down with cis bus and fefe happened on the exact same day

[alinethered]

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

If i ever met a person that listened to music i think I would kill them with my bare hands, no hesitation

[cute-overload]

[materassassino]

my soft and comfortable mama

[randydotcom-deactivated20250628]

i lowkey need you so bad

complete my obstacle course and then we’ll talk

[scuffledig]

all roads lead to yuri. START WALKING

[sputnikodin]

[cuteycandycataclysm]

Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

[omegaversereloaded]

Let's kill him

[jollyfurydragonballer]

[eversoslightlybitter]