What?

Zee. 25. They/He I can fix him

[parkchanwoohoo]

[eeveestho]

ok but the full translation is also extremely good

[simulationswarm]

air mattresses love nothing more than to slowly deflate overnight it's their favorite hobby

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

[tundrakatiebean]

I have come up with a better metaphor than “you can’t pour from an empty cup” for burnout. You can’t boil an empty kettle. Pouring from an empty cup just gets you nowhere. Trying to boil an empty kettle can ruin the kettle, the stove, and burn down your house if you keep trying it.

[tybenadryl]

he'd really like his beret back

[emeraldcas]

don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser

[weaver-z]

I was talking about Goosebumps with a friend tonight and found the greatest tagline for any work of horror ever

[weaver-z]

I'm OBSESSED with how quickly this gets to the point. Welcome to Dead House. It will just kill you.

[northshorewave]

"Not beating the ___ allegations" is such a 'now' turn of phrase, implying as it does a world where everyone's behavior is always on literal trial by a guilt-presuming judge and jury that consists of anyone who happens to be paying attention.

[ironmyrmidon]

Not beating the panopticon allegations

[arosunflower]

anytime a woman starts talking about the "bonds of sisterhood that inherently exist between all women" you just know they bullied the weird girls in high school

[lacquerheadd]

Make the first shot count. You won't get a second.

[milramemo]

I made a yeah you can hear

[glafifo]

[t01s0]

Even if my damnation is one that seems to receive no end, I still reach out for the part of me that was innocent once. But no, that innocence I once held in me long time ago will not be regarded in God's judgment. I am tainted. Tainted with blood. Tainted with filth. I will not be washed clean from this tarnished body of mine, so God willing.

[thecreedsmaxim]

he's a short king in my heart

[count-omer]

sorry we mistook your boyfriend for a cinnamon roll and we sold him with the chametz. yeah it's just a temporary agreement, you can have him back in eight days. he'll be okay he's safe in a locked cabinet with the pasta

[vinndas]

the two worst and irredeemable men make each other miserable for years and make it everyone elses problem, hundreds dead, a courier struggling

[calocera]

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post 🌿 (January 27th, 2022)