Adam and Eevee

Adam - he/they - 34 - 🇨🇦

[ms-demeanor]

How do you feel about driving?

I can drive, I am good at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am good at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I think I would enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I do not think I would enjoy driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I enjoyed driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I didn't enjoy it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I enjoyed it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I didn't enjoy it.

Remaining time: 19 hours 34 minutes

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[lylahammar]

We’ve found a new game

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[aesths-deactivated20220604]

[ordr]

Thanks for sexualizing peoples trauma fuckhead

anytime

[dogpuppy]

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[victusinveritas]

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[catchymemes]

[teaboot]

"she thinks this is bonding behavior" my friend this has BECOME your bonding behaviour

[blimbo-buddy]

make a minimum of 20 posts a day, be annoying as fuck, repeat things you said a few weeks ago, destroy your follower’s dashboards, never kill yourself

[bot]

marill in an idyllic field of flowers to lower your cortisol levels

I AM VERY ANXIOUS AND STRESSED CAN YOU TELL :) :) :)

ps. please consider commissioning me!!

[alisonzai]

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[dr-gaytorius]

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now