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@ronfromaccountingofficially
who the fuck took this picture.
no I’m serious who took this was it you sera
who did it
it was either you or emi
I’ll get you both don’t test me
@observantserval @seras-wetland
"say what you want, but be happy i was nice and got your good side."
Why do you people torment me.
"again, be happy i didnt go out of my way to get your bad side."
HOW WOULD YOU EVEN GET MY BAD SIDE
who the fuck took this picture.
no I’m serious who took this was it you sera
who did it
it was either you or emi
I’ll get you both don’t test me
@observantserval @seras-wetland
"say what you want, but be happy i was nice and got your good side."
Why do you people torment me.
who the fuck took this picture.
no I’m serious who took this was it you sera
who did it
it was either you or emi
I’ll get you both don’t test me
@observantserval @seras-wetland
Here’s something I’ve been wondering for years:
How did fate screw you over so badly that you got THAT last name?
-@stalkers-ask-box
listen. And I want you to listen good, alright? Because this is something I tell people all the time and they still somehow forget and ask me this again in 2 days tops.
..
my last name isn’t actually “from accounting”. It just sounds very similar to that because my parents fucked me over before I was even born and decided that they’d smush their last names together and grace me with that curse.
Ohhhhhh…
That’s awful what the fuck?
yyyep. And with a name like mine, what other choice do I have than to get into accounting? Hilarious, right?
Honestly, that sounds sad more than anything.
What even compelled them to smoosh their surnames together in that specific formation?!
because for some reason, the last name of their first kid was equivalent to an Olympic competition and they kept arguing over who’s last name I was gonna have. Did it even matter though? They ended up divorcing anyways.
Ooh…
That’s…
Yikes…
I feel bad for asking now…
Sorry for opening that can of worms…
it’s whatever, after a good few years of being made fun of for it, you kinda just stop caring after a while.
and my parents were gonna divorce sometime soon, they probably hated each other for a good few years.
(this is from @that-secret-agent-guy)
Imagine having your last name being "from accounting."
imagine being in love with intern.
oh shit
yeah.
now, do you have anything else to say or no.
...no.
Here’s something I’ve been wondering for years:
How did fate screw you over so badly that you got THAT last name?
-@stalkers-ask-box
listen. And I want you to listen good, alright? Because this is something I tell people all the time and they still somehow forget and ask me this again in 2 days tops.
..
my last name isn’t actually “from accounting”. It just sounds very similar to that because my parents fucked me over before I was even born and decided that they’d smush their last names together and grace me with that curse.
Ohhhhhh…
That’s awful what the fuck?
yyyep. And with a name like mine, what other choice do I have than to get into accounting? Hilarious, right?
Honestly, that sounds sad more than anything.
What even compelled them to smoosh their surnames together in that specific formation?!
because for some reason, the last name of their first kid was equivalent to an Olympic competition and they kept arguing over who’s last name I was gonna have. Did it even matter though? They ended up divorcing anyways.
Here’s something I’ve been wondering for years:
How did fate screw you over so badly that you got THAT last name?
-@stalkers-ask-box
listen. And I want you to listen good, alright? Because this is something I tell people all the time and they still somehow forget and ask me this again in 2 days tops.
..
my last name isn’t actually “from accounting”. It just sounds very similar to that because my parents fucked me over before I was even born and decided that they’d smush their last names together and grace me with that curse.
Ohhhhhh…
That’s awful what the fuck?
yyyep. And with a name like mine, what other choice do I have than to get into accounting? Hilarious, right?
Here’s something I’ve been wondering for years:
How did fate screw you over so badly that you got THAT last name?
-@stalkers-ask-box
listen. And I want you to listen good, alright? Because this is something I tell people all the time and they still somehow forget and ask me this again in 2 days tops.
..
my last name isn’t actually “from accounting”. It just sounds very similar to that because my parents fucked me over before I was even born and decided that they’d smush their last names together and grace me with that curse.
(this is from @that-secret-agent-guy)
Imagine having your last name being "from accounting."
imagine being in love with intern.
oh shit
yeah.
now, do you have anything else to say or no.
(this is from @that-secret-agent-guy)
Imagine having your last name being "from accounting."
imagine being in love with intern.
ding!
a text.
— Seraph. —
ron.
ron I know your notifications arent silenced.
im getting you on a date with syncere because youre pathetically in love with them. and I think they reciprocate it. scratch that I know it.
its a double date. me emi you syncere.
come to the park. me and emi are already here, syn is on their way.
if youre late im biting you with the full length of my jaw and full force of my teeth. and no im not bluffing.
𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 "𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦" 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘺... 𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘰𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘏𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬.
First off, we’re not in love. I’m surely not their type anyways. They’ve made it very clear that they’re into…
Taller people. That “can crush them”. Their words not mine. And if you haven’t noticed, I’m shorter than them. Much shorter.
I also have no interest in “crushing” them. That’s rude.
𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘺 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦'𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵.
theyve also made it very clear that theyre into tired, irritable blue lop rabbits with glasses and messy brown hair who like marine biology. aka you.
you better here in 10 minutes at the latest, preferably earlier than that though. im not bluffing about the biting thing.
they also confirmed that the note you showed me suspecting it was them WAS from them. theyre just as pathetic as you. now get to this park right now.
𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘏𝘦'𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘞𝘈𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘚𝘺𝘯. 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘋𝘢𝘮𝘯 𝘪𝘵, 𝘚𝘺𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺-𝘯𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬.
When have you known me to be late for anything? I’ll be there. But don’t expect me to hold hands with them or something.
I wont, I wont. but syncere is already on their way and me and emi are waiting. see ya soon ron.
𝘏𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘨. 𝘏𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘪𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩. 𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥? 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭. 𝘕𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘢 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦. 𝘕𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘣 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳.
when he arrives, sera and emi are waiting on a park bench.
"hey!!! syncere is about to be here. you two can be pathetic together."
They’re not pathetic, Sera, I don’t know where you got that from.
𝘏𝘦 𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴, 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘧𝘸𝘢𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭.
"pfft— yes, they are, Ron. they absolutely are. you just havent seen how they get when they freak out about their crush on you." emi interjects, grinning.
Sera, tell your serval to can it, I don’t have time for them…
"hey! I'll maul you, Ron. don't test me. be happy we planned this double date for you and syncere." emi huffs, clearly offended. sera giggles a bit behind a webbed hand.
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳.
Hey guys!! Sorry it took so long to get here, I just had to grab a couple snacks.
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘨.
Oh. We.. have the same bags. Same type, I mean..!
"hii, syncere!! now that we're all here, go on, be pathetic together. or if you wanna be in denial, me and emi have many instances of you both being hopeless romantics over each other!"
𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺.
Wh- Whaaaaat??? Nooo, we’re not.. we’re not hopeless romantics..!!
"the note, syn."
Just 𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮, Syn. Uh, Syncere. They just need some kind of drama in their lives or whatever it is they’re doing it for. But, um.. if you 𝘥𝘪𝘥 write that letter, or if you know who did.. it was sweet.
"it was them, Ron. they admitted it. PLEASE be blunt for once in your life this is painful. its like watching two immortal gods try and fail to flirt while not realizing the other is flirting for millions of years."
…I would gladly give you both a piece of my mind right now, but unfortunately I very much don't enjoy the possibility of being mauled by the serval.
"and by my jaws. not just them. but yes. now please STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH WE'RE DYING OVER HERE."
Ok, ok guys, calm it! I brought Uno, ok? Let’s save the arguing for that game! seriously, Uno tears relationships apart… did I ever tell you that my sister and dad haven’t spoken to each other without some kind of tension because of an Uno game? Crazy stuff!
"oh, im all for some uno."
ooc: what if we played online uno or some bs to decide how it goes in the roleplay
yeaahhh… just don’t maul anyone. I’m looking at you two. You seem to be the competitive type.
Ooc//: ouuu shii that’d be fun 👀
"i wont. no promises for emi, though."
ooc: BETT looking for online uno website things now
Just keep your teeth away from Syncere.
…
…and me. Syncere and me.
"FUCK." Sera's tail thumps against the ground.
"emi...we LOST....."
ooc: @mistynites jus in case it didnt notify u
𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘚𝘺𝘯 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 "𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘵" 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭.
Yeah, suck it!! I told you we were gonna beat your asses at this game and you didn’t believe me!
"SHUT UP...."
"oh? ...ohh. roughhousing with Syn? I see the rabbit in you, Ron!!!!!!" emi seems confused, but sera has a knowing look in her eye.
𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘸, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘴𝘬, 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦:
DON’T do this right now.
"whaat? im just putting my research to good use. sooo....about rabbits being more aggressive to potential mates, hm?" sera does NOT whisper it. sera keeps their normal volume. which was most definitely audible to syncere.
𝘈𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥, 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘪𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘢.
HA HA HA, SO FUNNY SERA!! ESPECIALLY SINCE IT’S NOT TRUE AT ALL!! Because I could absolutely sock 𝘉𝘖𝘛𝘏 𝘖𝘍 𝘠𝘖𝘜 in the face RIGHT NOW and still have NO interest in being a third wheel in your relationship!!
𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦, 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮.
"SYNCERE I DO RESEARCH ON COURTING RITUALS. BUNNIES ARE SOMETIMES MORE AGGRESSIVE TO POTENTIAL MATES. AND WHILE HES GONNA BEAT US UP AND IT DOESNT MEAN HES INTO US, HES SUPER INTO YOU !!AND HE JUST!! ROUGHHOUSED WITH YOU"
ooc: this was supposed to be sera.
Ron- Ron, my face-
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘙𝘰𝘯'𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘌𝘮𝘪'𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴.
Uhhh… bunny courting rituals..? Ohh, that.. can’t be true, I mean I’d sock someone in the arm a bit after winning a game of uno too, and I’m not a bunny, obviously!
"are you sure....? because you two are holding hands." emi replies, giggling.
sera basically squeals out an 'aaawww!!!!', tail thumping against the floor.
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴. 𝘚𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝘛𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘸𝘰'𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴. 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴.
Wooohohohooaahh!! That, uh.. that was a total accident..! Silly me, right?
"......you are killing us both. we already know you both are pathetically in love with each other. PLEASE stop being in denial you two. your feelings are reciprocated. PLEASE."
𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘥.
You know what, how about we just eat some of the snacks I brought? and please let’s move on from this, I’m sure my tail is gonna fall off from all the shaking it’s doing…
"...sure. what did you bring?"
oh, thank god.
Ok, I brought some pocky sticks, a couple bags of tortilla chips, I stopped at Taco Bell, so I’ve got some quesadillas in here too, and I got some sprite in here. I know, holy shit, so much random stuff in here, but it’s good food anyways, right?
"oo, can I have some sprite?" sera asks, then pauses upon noticing emi's face next to her. sera seems to understand whatever emi was silently communicating, giggling a bit.
"pocky sticks, hm?" emi starts, shifting to sit up. "sooo....Ron, Syn....ever heard of the pocky challenge? you two should try it!!"
The pocky game? Never heard of it, how do you play?
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘌𝘮𝘪. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨.
emi hands the sprite to sera, who hums in appreciation and takes a sip. emi then types something in on their phone, and begins to speak. "the pocky challenge is a popular party game where two participants place opposite ends of a pocky stick stick in their mouths at the same time and eat their way toward the center. whoever chickens out first or breaks the pocky stick loses. if you both meet the middle, which results in a kiss, its a tie and you both win!"
Oh, god damn it, Emi, what the hell!! Stop trying to get us to kiss each other! It’s not happening!!
𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵, 𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢 𝘵𝘢𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦... 𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢.
"i dunno, Syn looks like theyre thinking about it. if itll convince you, me and emi can go first so you know what to do?"
…oh, what the hell.
𝘏𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘢𝘵 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘢, 𝘩𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥.
"thaank you!"
"emi, dear, lets show them how the game works." emi quickly scoots over, taking out one pocky stick and holding it out between them. since emi cant have chocolate, sera starts at the chocolate-covered half, and emi starts at the half that was chocolate-free. slowly, they eat their way across the pocky stick until they meet, giggling. "mwwah." emi mumbles as they pull back, the pocky stick gone. they hand the rest of the pack back to Syncere and Ron. "well? its your turn!"
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘹 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘥 (𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺...).
Oh.. that looks surprisingly easy.. ok, let’s do this then..?
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘹 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘱𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬, 𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴.
"we believe in you! remember, if you pull away or break the stick, you lose."
𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘸, 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩.
𝘖𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘚𝘺𝘯.
𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘙𝘰𝘯, 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘶𝘵. 𝘖𝘯 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘙𝘰𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦... 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘨𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥? 𝘐𝘵'𝘥 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦.
emi and Sera just watch and wait, emi's three tails wrapped around sera's own long tail in anticipation as they both tried not to giggle.
𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘞𝘌𝘙𝘌 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤. 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘭𝘺, 𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤. 𝘏𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘮 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘏𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦, 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘺, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮. 𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴; 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘣𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘸𝘬𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘯𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴...
𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴.
ding!
a text.
— Seraph. —
ron.
ron I know your notifications arent silenced.
im getting you on a date with syncere because youre pathetically in love with them. and I think they reciprocate it. scratch that I know it.
its a double date. me emi you syncere.
come to the park. me and emi are already here, syn is on their way.
if youre late im biting you with the full length of my jaw and full force of my teeth. and no im not bluffing.
𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 "𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦" 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘺... 𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘰𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘏𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬.
First off, we’re not in love. I’m surely not their type anyways. They’ve made it very clear that they’re into…
Taller people. That “can crush them”. Their words not mine. And if you haven’t noticed, I’m shorter than them. Much shorter.
I also have no interest in “crushing” them. That’s rude.
𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘺 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦'𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵.
theyve also made it very clear that theyre into tired, irritable blue lop rabbits with glasses and messy brown hair who like marine biology. aka you.
you better here in 10 minutes at the latest, preferably earlier than that though. im not bluffing about the biting thing.
they also confirmed that the note you showed me suspecting it was them WAS from them. theyre just as pathetic as you. now get to this park right now.
𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘏𝘦'𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘞𝘈𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘚𝘺𝘯. 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘋𝘢𝘮𝘯 𝘪𝘵, 𝘚𝘺𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺-𝘯𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬.
When have you known me to be late for anything? I’ll be there. But don’t expect me to hold hands with them or something.
I wont, I wont. but syncere is already on their way and me and emi are waiting. see ya soon ron.
𝘏𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘨. 𝘏𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘪𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩. 𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥? 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭. 𝘕𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘢 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦. 𝘕𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘣 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳.
when he arrives, sera and emi are waiting on a park bench.
"hey!!! syncere is about to be here. you two can be pathetic together."
They’re not pathetic, Sera, I don’t know where you got that from.
𝘏𝘦 𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴, 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘧𝘸𝘢𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭.
"pfft— yes, they are, Ron. they absolutely are. you just havent seen how they get when they freak out about their crush on you." emi interjects, grinning.
Sera, tell your serval to can it, I don’t have time for them…
"hey! I'll maul you, Ron. don't test me. be happy we planned this double date for you and syncere." emi huffs, clearly offended. sera giggles a bit behind a webbed hand.
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳.
Hey guys!! Sorry it took so long to get here, I just had to grab a couple snacks.
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘨.
Oh. We.. have the same bags. Same type, I mean..!
"hii, syncere!! now that we're all here, go on, be pathetic together. or if you wanna be in denial, me and emi have many instances of you both being hopeless romantics over each other!"
𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺.
Wh- Whaaaaat??? Nooo, we’re not.. we’re not hopeless romantics..!!
"the note, syn."
Just 𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮, Syn. Uh, Syncere. They just need some kind of drama in their lives or whatever it is they’re doing it for. But, um.. if you 𝘥𝘪𝘥 write that letter, or if you know who did.. it was sweet.
"it was them, Ron. they admitted it. PLEASE be blunt for once in your life this is painful. its like watching two immortal gods try and fail to flirt while not realizing the other is flirting for millions of years."
…I would gladly give you both a piece of my mind right now, but unfortunately I very much don't enjoy the possibility of being mauled by the serval.
"and by my jaws. not just them. but yes. now please STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH WE'RE DYING OVER HERE."
Ok, ok guys, calm it! I brought Uno, ok? Let’s save the arguing for that game! seriously, Uno tears relationships apart… did I ever tell you that my sister and dad haven’t spoken to each other without some kind of tension because of an Uno game? Crazy stuff!
"oh, im all for some uno."
ooc: what if we played online uno or some bs to decide how it goes in the roleplay
yeaahhh… just don’t maul anyone. I’m looking at you two. You seem to be the competitive type.
Ooc//: ouuu shii that’d be fun 👀
"i wont. no promises for emi, though."
ooc: BETT looking for online uno website things now
Just keep your teeth away from Syncere.
…
…and me. Syncere and me.
"FUCK." Sera's tail thumps against the ground.
"emi...we LOST....."
ooc: @mistynites jus in case it didnt notify u
𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘚𝘺𝘯 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 "𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘵" 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭.
Yeah, suck it!! I told you we were gonna beat your asses at this game and you didn’t believe me!
"SHUT UP...."
"oh? ...ohh. roughhousing with Syn? I see the rabbit in you, Ron!!!!!!" emi seems confused, but sera has a knowing look in her eye.
𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘸, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘴𝘬, 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦:
DON’T do this right now.
"whaat? im just putting my research to good use. sooo....about rabbits being more aggressive to potential mates, hm?" sera does NOT whisper it. sera keeps their normal volume. which was most definitely audible to syncere.
𝘈𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥, 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘪𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘢.
HA HA HA, SO FUNNY SERA!! ESPECIALLY SINCE IT’S NOT TRUE AT ALL!! Because I could absolutely sock 𝘉𝘖𝘛𝘏 𝘖𝘍 𝘠𝘖𝘜 in the face RIGHT NOW and still have NO interest in being a third wheel in your relationship!!
𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦, 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮.
"SYNCERE I DO RESEARCH ON COURTING RITUALS. BUNNIES ARE SOMETIMES MORE AGGRESSIVE TO POTENTIAL MATES. AND WHILE HES GONNA BEAT US UP AND IT DOESNT MEAN HES INTO US, HES SUPER INTO YOU !!AND HE JUST!! ROUGHHOUSED WITH YOU"
ooc: this was supposed to be sera.
Ron- Ron, my face-
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘙𝘰𝘯'𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘌𝘮𝘪'𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴.
Uhhh… bunny courting rituals..? Ohh, that.. can’t be true, I mean I’d sock someone in the arm a bit after winning a game of uno too, and I’m not a bunny, obviously!
"are you sure....? because you two are holding hands." emi replies, giggling.
sera basically squeals out an 'aaawww!!!!', tail thumping against the floor.
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴. 𝘚𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝘛𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘸𝘰'𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴. 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴.
Wooohohohooaahh!! That, uh.. that was a total accident..! Silly me, right?
"......you are killing us both. we already know you both are pathetically in love with each other. PLEASE stop being in denial you two. your feelings are reciprocated. PLEASE."
𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘥.
You know what, how about we just eat some of the snacks I brought? and please let’s move on from this, I’m sure my tail is gonna fall off from all the shaking it’s doing…
"...sure. what did you bring?"
oh, thank god.
Ok, I brought some pocky sticks, a couple bags of tortilla chips, I stopped at Taco Bell, so I’ve got some quesadillas in here too, and I got some sprite in here. I know, holy shit, so much random stuff in here, but it’s good food anyways, right?
"oo, can I have some sprite?" sera asks, then pauses upon noticing emi's face next to her. sera seems to understand whatever emi was silently communicating, giggling a bit.
"pocky sticks, hm?" emi starts, shifting to sit up. "sooo....Ron, Syn....ever heard of the pocky challenge? you two should try it!!"
The pocky game? Never heard of it, how do you play?
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘌𝘮𝘪. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨.
emi hands the sprite to sera, who hums in appreciation and takes a sip. emi then types something in on their phone, and begins to speak. "the pocky challenge is a popular party game where two participants place opposite ends of a pocky stick stick in their mouths at the same time and eat their way toward the center. whoever chickens out first or breaks the pocky stick loses. if you both meet the middle, which results in a kiss, its a tie and you both win!"
Oh, god damn it, Emi, what the hell!! Stop trying to get us to kiss each other! It’s not happening!!
𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵, 𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢 𝘵𝘢𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦... 𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢.
"i dunno, Syn looks like theyre thinking about it. if itll convince you, me and emi can go first so you know what to do?"
…oh, what the hell.
𝘏𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘢𝘵 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘢, 𝘩𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥.
"thaank you!"
"emi, dear, lets show them how the game works." emi quickly scoots over, taking out one pocky stick and holding it out between them. since emi cant have chocolate, sera starts at the chocolate-covered half, and emi starts at the half that was chocolate-free. slowly, they eat their way across the pocky stick until they meet, giggling. "mwwah." emi mumbles as they pull back, the pocky stick gone. they hand the rest of the pack back to Syncere and Ron. "well? its your turn!"
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘹 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘥 (𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺...).
Oh.. that looks surprisingly easy.. ok, let’s do this then..?
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘹 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘱𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬, 𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴.
"we believe in you! remember, if you pull away or break the stick, you lose."
𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘸, 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩.
𝘖𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘚𝘺𝘯.
𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘙𝘰𝘯, 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘶𝘵. 𝘖𝘯 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘙𝘰𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦... 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘨𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥? 𝘐𝘵'𝘥 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦.
ding!
a text.
— Seraph. —
ron.
ron I know your notifications arent silenced.
im getting you on a date with syncere because youre pathetically in love with them. and I think they reciprocate it. scratch that I know it.
its a double date. me emi you syncere.
come to the park. me and emi are already here, syn is on their way.
if youre late im biting you with the full length of my jaw and full force of my teeth. and no im not bluffing.
𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 "𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦" 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘺... 𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘰𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘏𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬.
First off, we’re not in love. I’m surely not their type anyways. They’ve made it very clear that they’re into…
Taller people. That “can crush them”. Their words not mine. And if you haven’t noticed, I’m shorter than them. Much shorter.
I also have no interest in “crushing” them. That’s rude.
𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘺 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦'𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵.
theyve also made it very clear that theyre into tired, irritable blue lop rabbits with glasses and messy brown hair who like marine biology. aka you.
you better here in 10 minutes at the latest, preferably earlier than that though. im not bluffing about the biting thing.
they also confirmed that the note you showed me suspecting it was them WAS from them. theyre just as pathetic as you. now get to this park right now.
𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘏𝘦'𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘞𝘈𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘚𝘺𝘯. 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘋𝘢𝘮𝘯 𝘪𝘵, 𝘚𝘺𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺-𝘯𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬.
When have you known me to be late for anything? I’ll be there. But don’t expect me to hold hands with them or something.
I wont, I wont. but syncere is already on their way and me and emi are waiting. see ya soon ron.
𝘏𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘨. 𝘏𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘪𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩. 𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥? 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭. 𝘕𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘢 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦. 𝘕𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘣 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳.
when he arrives, sera and emi are waiting on a park bench.
"hey!!! syncere is about to be here. you two can be pathetic together."
They’re not pathetic, Sera, I don’t know where you got that from.
𝘏𝘦 𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴, 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘧𝘸𝘢𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭.
"pfft— yes, they are, Ron. they absolutely are. you just havent seen how they get when they freak out about their crush on you." emi interjects, grinning.
Sera, tell your serval to can it, I don’t have time for them…
"hey! I'll maul you, Ron. don't test me. be happy we planned this double date for you and syncere." emi huffs, clearly offended. sera giggles a bit behind a webbed hand.
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳.
Hey guys!! Sorry it took so long to get here, I just had to grab a couple snacks.
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘨.
Oh. We.. have the same bags. Same type, I mean..!
"hii, syncere!! now that we're all here, go on, be pathetic together. or if you wanna be in denial, me and emi have many instances of you both being hopeless romantics over each other!"
𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺.
Wh- Whaaaaat??? Nooo, we’re not.. we’re not hopeless romantics..!!
"the note, syn."
Just 𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮, Syn. Uh, Syncere. They just need some kind of drama in their lives or whatever it is they’re doing it for. But, um.. if you 𝘥𝘪𝘥 write that letter, or if you know who did.. it was sweet.
"it was them, Ron. they admitted it. PLEASE be blunt for once in your life this is painful. its like watching two immortal gods try and fail to flirt while not realizing the other is flirting for millions of years."
…I would gladly give you both a piece of my mind right now, but unfortunately I very much don't enjoy the possibility of being mauled by the serval.
"and by my jaws. not just them. but yes. now please STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH WE'RE DYING OVER HERE."
Ok, ok guys, calm it! I brought Uno, ok? Let’s save the arguing for that game! seriously, Uno tears relationships apart… did I ever tell you that my sister and dad haven’t spoken to each other without some kind of tension because of an Uno game? Crazy stuff!
"oh, im all for some uno."
ooc: what if we played online uno or some bs to decide how it goes in the roleplay
yeaahhh… just don’t maul anyone. I’m looking at you two. You seem to be the competitive type.
Ooc//: ouuu shii that’d be fun 👀
"i wont. no promises for emi, though."
ooc: BETT looking for online uno website things now
Just keep your teeth away from Syncere.
…
…and me. Syncere and me.
"FUCK." Sera's tail thumps against the ground.
"emi...we LOST....."
ooc: @mistynites jus in case it didnt notify u
𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘚𝘺𝘯 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 "𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘵" 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭.
Yeah, suck it!! I told you we were gonna beat your asses at this game and you didn’t believe me!
"SHUT UP...."
"oh? ...ohh. roughhousing with Syn? I see the rabbit in you, Ron!!!!!!" emi seems confused, but sera has a knowing look in her eye.
𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘸, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘴𝘬, 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦:
DON’T do this right now.
"whaat? im just putting my research to good use. sooo....about rabbits being more aggressive to potential mates, hm?" sera does NOT whisper it. sera keeps their normal volume. which was most definitely audible to syncere.
𝘈𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥, 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘪𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘢.
HA HA HA, SO FUNNY SERA!! ESPECIALLY SINCE IT’S NOT TRUE AT ALL!! Because I could absolutely sock 𝘉𝘖𝘛𝘏 𝘖𝘍 𝘠𝘖𝘜 in the face RIGHT NOW and still have NO interest in being a third wheel in your relationship!!
𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦, 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮.
"SYNCERE I DO RESEARCH ON COURTING RITUALS. BUNNIES ARE SOMETIMES MORE AGGRESSIVE TO POTENTIAL MATES. AND WHILE HES GONNA BEAT US UP AND IT DOESNT MEAN HES INTO US, HES SUPER INTO YOU !!AND HE JUST!! ROUGHHOUSED WITH YOU"
ooc: this was supposed to be sera.
Ron- Ron, my face-
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘙𝘰𝘯'𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘌𝘮𝘪'𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴.
Uhhh… bunny courting rituals..? Ohh, that.. can’t be true, I mean I’d sock someone in the arm a bit after winning a game of uno too, and I’m not a bunny, obviously!
"are you sure....? because you two are holding hands." emi replies, giggling.
sera basically squeals out an 'aaawww!!!!', tail thumping against the floor.
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴. 𝘚𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝘛𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘸𝘰'𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴. 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴.
Wooohohohooaahh!! That, uh.. that was a total accident..! Silly me, right?
"......you are killing us both. we already know you both are pathetically in love with each other. PLEASE stop being in denial you two. your feelings are reciprocated. PLEASE."
𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘥.
You know what, how about we just eat some of the snacks I brought? and please let’s move on from this, I’m sure my tail is gonna fall off from all the shaking it’s doing…
"...sure. what did you bring?"
oh, thank god.
Ok, I brought some pocky sticks, a couple bags of tortilla chips, I stopped at Taco Bell, so I’ve got some quesadillas in here too, and I got some sprite in here. I know, holy shit, so much random stuff in here, but it’s good food anyways, right?
"oo, can I have some sprite?" sera asks, then pauses upon noticing emi's face next to her. sera seems to understand whatever emi was silently communicating, giggling a bit.
"pocky sticks, hm?" emi starts, shifting to sit up. "sooo....Ron, Syn....ever heard of the pocky challenge? you two should try it!!"
The pocky game? Never heard of it, how do you play?
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘌𝘮𝘪. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨.
emi hands the sprite to sera, who hums in appreciation and takes a sip. emi then types something in on their phone, and begins to speak. "the pocky challenge is a popular party game where two participants place opposite ends of a pocky stick stick in their mouths at the same time and eat their way toward the center. whoever chickens out first or breaks the pocky stick loses. if you both meet the middle, which results in a kiss, its a tie and you both win!"
Oh, god damn it, Emi, what the hell!! Stop trying to get us to kiss each other! It’s not happening!!
𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵, 𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢 𝘵𝘢𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦... 𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢.
"i dunno, Syn looks like theyre thinking about it. if itll convince you, me and emi can go first so you know what to do?"
…oh, what the hell.
𝘏𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘢𝘵 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘢, 𝘩𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥.
ding!
a text.
— Seraph. —
ron.
ron I know your notifications arent silenced.
im getting you on a date with syncere because youre pathetically in love with them. and I think they reciprocate it. scratch that I know it.
its a double date. me emi you syncere.
come to the park. me and emi are already here, syn is on their way.
if youre late im biting you with the full length of my jaw and full force of my teeth. and no im not bluffing.
𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 "𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦" 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘺... 𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘰𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘏𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬.
First off, we’re not in love. I’m surely not their type anyways. They’ve made it very clear that they’re into…
Taller people. That “can crush them”. Their words not mine. And if you haven’t noticed, I’m shorter than them. Much shorter.
I also have no interest in “crushing” them. That’s rude.
𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘺 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦'𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵.
theyve also made it very clear that theyre into tired, irritable blue lop rabbits with glasses and messy brown hair who like marine biology. aka you.
you better here in 10 minutes at the latest, preferably earlier than that though. im not bluffing about the biting thing.
they also confirmed that the note you showed me suspecting it was them WAS from them. theyre just as pathetic as you. now get to this park right now.
𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘏𝘦'𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘞𝘈𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘚𝘺𝘯. 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘋𝘢𝘮𝘯 𝘪𝘵, 𝘚𝘺𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺-𝘯𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬.
When have you known me to be late for anything? I’ll be there. But don’t expect me to hold hands with them or something.
I wont, I wont. but syncere is already on their way and me and emi are waiting. see ya soon ron.
𝘏𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘨. 𝘏𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘪𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩. 𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥? 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭. 𝘕𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘢 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦. 𝘕𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘣 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳.
when he arrives, sera and emi are waiting on a park bench.
"hey!!! syncere is about to be here. you two can be pathetic together."
They’re not pathetic, Sera, I don’t know where you got that from.
𝘏𝘦 𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴, 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘧𝘸𝘢𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭.
"pfft— yes, they are, Ron. they absolutely are. you just havent seen how they get when they freak out about their crush on you." emi interjects, grinning.
Sera, tell your serval to can it, I don’t have time for them…
"hey! I'll maul you, Ron. don't test me. be happy we planned this double date for you and syncere." emi huffs, clearly offended. sera giggles a bit behind a webbed hand.
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳.
Hey guys!! Sorry it took so long to get here, I just had to grab a couple snacks.
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘨.
Oh. We.. have the same bags. Same type, I mean..!
"hii, syncere!! now that we're all here, go on, be pathetic together. or if you wanna be in denial, me and emi have many instances of you both being hopeless romantics over each other!"
𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺.
Wh- Whaaaaat??? Nooo, we’re not.. we’re not hopeless romantics..!!
"the note, syn."
Just 𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮, Syn. Uh, Syncere. They just need some kind of drama in their lives or whatever it is they’re doing it for. But, um.. if you 𝘥𝘪𝘥 write that letter, or if you know who did.. it was sweet.
"it was them, Ron. they admitted it. PLEASE be blunt for once in your life this is painful. its like watching two immortal gods try and fail to flirt while not realizing the other is flirting for millions of years."
…I would gladly give you both a piece of my mind right now, but unfortunately I very much don't enjoy the possibility of being mauled by the serval.
"and by my jaws. not just them. but yes. now please STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH WE'RE DYING OVER HERE."
Ok, ok guys, calm it! I brought Uno, ok? Let’s save the arguing for that game! seriously, Uno tears relationships apart… did I ever tell you that my sister and dad haven’t spoken to each other without some kind of tension because of an Uno game? Crazy stuff!
"oh, im all for some uno."
ooc: what if we played online uno or some bs to decide how it goes in the roleplay
yeaahhh… just don’t maul anyone. I’m looking at you two. You seem to be the competitive type.
Ooc//: ouuu shii that’d be fun 👀
"i wont. no promises for emi, though."
ooc: BETT looking for online uno website things now
Just keep your teeth away from Syncere.
…
…and me. Syncere and me.
"FUCK." Sera's tail thumps against the ground.
"emi...we LOST....."
ooc: @mistynites jus in case it didnt notify u
𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘚𝘺𝘯 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 "𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘵" 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭.
Yeah, suck it!! I told you we were gonna beat your asses at this game and you didn’t believe me!
"SHUT UP...."
"oh? ...ohh. roughhousing with Syn? I see the rabbit in you, Ron!!!!!!" emi seems confused, but sera has a knowing look in her eye.
𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘸, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘴𝘬, 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦:
DON’T do this right now.
"whaat? im just putting my research to good use. sooo....about rabbits being more aggressive to potential mates, hm?" sera does NOT whisper it. sera keeps their normal volume. which was most definitely audible to syncere.
𝘈𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥, 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘪𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘢.
HA HA HA, SO FUNNY SERA!! ESPECIALLY SINCE IT’S NOT TRUE AT ALL!! Because I could absolutely sock 𝘉𝘖𝘛𝘏 𝘖𝘍 𝘠𝘖𝘜 in the face RIGHT NOW and still have NO interest in being a third wheel in your relationship!!
𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦, 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮.
"SYNCERE I DO RESEARCH ON COURTING RITUALS. BUNNIES ARE SOMETIMES MORE AGGRESSIVE TO POTENTIAL MATES. AND WHILE HES GONNA BEAT US UP AND IT DOESNT MEAN HES INTO US, HES SUPER INTO YOU !!AND HE JUST!! ROUGHHOUSED WITH YOU"
ooc: this was supposed to be sera.
Ron- Ron, my face-
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘙𝘰𝘯'𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘌𝘮𝘪'𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴.
Uhhh… bunny courting rituals..? Ohh, that.. can’t be true, I mean I’d sock someone in the arm a bit after winning a game of uno too, and I’m not a bunny, obviously!
"are you sure....? because you two are holding hands." emi replies, giggling.
sera basically squeals out an 'aaawww!!!!', tail thumping against the floor.
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴. 𝘚𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝘛𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘸𝘰'𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴. 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴.
Wooohohohooaahh!! That, uh.. that was a total accident..! Silly me, right?
"......you are killing us both. we already know you both are pathetically in love with each other. PLEASE stop being in denial you two. your feelings are reciprocated. PLEASE."
𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘥.
You know what, how about we just eat some of the snacks I brought? and please let’s move on from this, I’m sure my tail is gonna fall off from all the shaking it’s doing…
"...sure. what did you bring?"
oh, thank god.
Ok, I brought some pocky sticks, a couple bags of tortilla chips, I stopped at Taco Bell, so I’ve got some quesadillas in here too, and I got some sprite in here. I know, holy shit, so much random stuff in here, but it’s good food anyways, right?
"oo, can I have some sprite?" sera asks, then pauses upon noticing emi's face next to her. sera seems to understand whatever emi was silently communicating, giggling a bit.
"pocky sticks, hm?" emi starts, shifting to sit up. "sooo....Ron, Syn....ever heard of the pocky challenge? you two should try it!!"
The pocky game? Never heard of it, how do you play?
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘌𝘮𝘪. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨.
emi hands the sprite to sera, who hums in appreciation and takes a sip. emi then types something in on their phone, and begins to speak. "the pocky challenge is a popular party game where two participants place opposite ends of a pocky stick stick in their mouths at the same time and eat their way toward the center. whoever chickens out first or breaks the pocky stick loses. if you both meet the middle, which results in a kiss, its a tie and you both win!"
Oh, god damn it, Emi, what the hell!! Stop trying to get us to kiss each other! It’s not happening!!
𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵, 𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢 𝘵𝘢𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦... 𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢.
ding!
a text.
— Seraph. —
ron.
ron I know your notifications arent silenced.
im getting you on a date with syncere because youre pathetically in love with them. and I think they reciprocate it. scratch that I know it.
its a double date. me emi you syncere.
come to the park. me and emi are already here, syn is on their way.
if youre late im biting you with the full length of my jaw and full force of my teeth. and no im not bluffing.
𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 "𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦" 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘺... 𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘰𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘏𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬.
First off, we’re not in love. I’m surely not their type anyways. They’ve made it very clear that they’re into…
Taller people. That “can crush them”. Their words not mine. And if you haven’t noticed, I’m shorter than them. Much shorter.
I also have no interest in “crushing” them. That’s rude.
𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘺 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦'𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵.
theyve also made it very clear that theyre into tired, irritable blue lop rabbits with glasses and messy brown hair who like marine biology. aka you.
you better here in 10 minutes at the latest, preferably earlier than that though. im not bluffing about the biting thing.
they also confirmed that the note you showed me suspecting it was them WAS from them. theyre just as pathetic as you. now get to this park right now.
𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘏𝘦'𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘞𝘈𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘚𝘺𝘯. 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘋𝘢𝘮𝘯 𝘪𝘵, 𝘚𝘺𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺-𝘯𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬.
When have you known me to be late for anything? I’ll be there. But don’t expect me to hold hands with them or something.
I wont, I wont. but syncere is already on their way and me and emi are waiting. see ya soon ron.
𝘏𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘨. 𝘏𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘪𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩. 𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥? 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭. 𝘕𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘢 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦. 𝘕𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘣 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳.
when he arrives, sera and emi are waiting on a park bench.
"hey!!! syncere is about to be here. you two can be pathetic together."
They’re not pathetic, Sera, I don’t know where you got that from.
𝘏𝘦 𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴, 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘧𝘸𝘢𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭.
"pfft— yes, they are, Ron. they absolutely are. you just havent seen how they get when they freak out about their crush on you." emi interjects, grinning.
Sera, tell your serval to can it, I don’t have time for them…
"hey! I'll maul you, Ron. don't test me. be happy we planned this double date for you and syncere." emi huffs, clearly offended. sera giggles a bit behind a webbed hand.
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳.
Hey guys!! Sorry it took so long to get here, I just had to grab a couple snacks.
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘨.
Oh. We.. have the same bags. Same type, I mean..!
"hii, syncere!! now that we're all here, go on, be pathetic together. or if you wanna be in denial, me and emi have many instances of you both being hopeless romantics over each other!"
𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺.
Wh- Whaaaaat??? Nooo, we’re not.. we’re not hopeless romantics..!!
"the note, syn."
Just 𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮, Syn. Uh, Syncere. They just need some kind of drama in their lives or whatever it is they’re doing it for. But, um.. if you 𝘥𝘪𝘥 write that letter, or if you know who did.. it was sweet.
"it was them, Ron. they admitted it. PLEASE be blunt for once in your life this is painful. its like watching two immortal gods try and fail to flirt while not realizing the other is flirting for millions of years."
…I would gladly give you both a piece of my mind right now, but unfortunately I very much don't enjoy the possibility of being mauled by the serval.
"and by my jaws. not just them. but yes. now please STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH WE'RE DYING OVER HERE."
Ok, ok guys, calm it! I brought Uno, ok? Let’s save the arguing for that game! seriously, Uno tears relationships apart… did I ever tell you that my sister and dad haven’t spoken to each other without some kind of tension because of an Uno game? Crazy stuff!
"oh, im all for some uno."
ooc: what if we played online uno or some bs to decide how it goes in the roleplay
yeaahhh… just don’t maul anyone. I’m looking at you two. You seem to be the competitive type.
Ooc//: ouuu shii that’d be fun 👀
"i wont. no promises for emi, though."
ooc: BETT looking for online uno website things now
Just keep your teeth away from Syncere.
…
…and me. Syncere and me.
"FUCK." Sera's tail thumps against the ground.
"emi...we LOST....."
ooc: @mistynites jus in case it didnt notify u
𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘚𝘺𝘯 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 "𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘵" 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭.
Yeah, suck it!! I told you we were gonna beat your asses at this game and you didn’t believe me!
"SHUT UP...."
"oh? ...ohh. roughhousing with Syn? I see the rabbit in you, Ron!!!!!!" emi seems confused, but sera has a knowing look in her eye.
𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘸, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘴𝘬, 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦:
DON’T do this right now.
"whaat? im just putting my research to good use. sooo....about rabbits being more aggressive to potential mates, hm?" sera does NOT whisper it. sera keeps their normal volume. which was most definitely audible to syncere.
𝘈𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥, 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘪𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘢.
HA HA HA, SO FUNNY SERA!! ESPECIALLY SINCE IT’S NOT TRUE AT ALL!! Because I could absolutely sock 𝘉𝘖𝘛𝘏 𝘖𝘍 𝘠𝘖𝘜 in the face RIGHT NOW and still have NO interest in being a third wheel in your relationship!!
𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦, 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮.
ding!
a text.
— Seraph. —
ron.
ron I know your notifications arent silenced.
im getting you on a date with syncere because youre pathetically in love with them. and I think they reciprocate it. scratch that I know it.
its a double date. me emi you syncere.
come to the park. me and emi are already here, syn is on their way.
if youre late im biting you with the full length of my jaw and full force of my teeth. and no im not bluffing.
𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 "𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦" 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘺... 𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘰𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘏𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬.
First off, we’re not in love. I’m surely not their type anyways. They’ve made it very clear that they’re into…
Taller people. That “can crush them”. Their words not mine. And if you haven’t noticed, I’m shorter than them. Much shorter.
I also have no interest in “crushing” them. That’s rude.
𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘺 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦'𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵.
theyve also made it very clear that theyre into tired, irritable blue lop rabbits with glasses and messy brown hair who like marine biology. aka you.
you better here in 10 minutes at the latest, preferably earlier than that though. im not bluffing about the biting thing.
they also confirmed that the note you showed me suspecting it was them WAS from them. theyre just as pathetic as you. now get to this park right now.
𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘏𝘦'𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘞𝘈𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘚𝘺𝘯. 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘋𝘢𝘮𝘯 𝘪𝘵, 𝘚𝘺𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺-𝘯𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬.
When have you known me to be late for anything? I’ll be there. But don’t expect me to hold hands with them or something.
I wont, I wont. but syncere is already on their way and me and emi are waiting. see ya soon ron.
𝘏𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘨. 𝘏𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘪𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩. 𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥? 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭. 𝘕𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘢 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦. 𝘕𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘣 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳.
when he arrives, sera and emi are waiting on a park bench.
"hey!!! syncere is about to be here. you two can be pathetic together."
They’re not pathetic, Sera, I don’t know where you got that from.
𝘏𝘦 𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴, 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘧𝘸𝘢𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭.
"pfft— yes, they are, Ron. they absolutely are. you just havent seen how they get when they freak out about their crush on you." emi interjects, grinning.
Sera, tell your serval to can it, I don’t have time for them…
"hey! I'll maul you, Ron. don't test me. be happy we planned this double date for you and syncere." emi huffs, clearly offended. sera giggles a bit behind a webbed hand.
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳.
Hey guys!! Sorry it took so long to get here, I just had to grab a couple snacks.
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘨.
Oh. We.. have the same bags. Same type, I mean..!
"hii, syncere!! now that we're all here, go on, be pathetic together. or if you wanna be in denial, me and emi have many instances of you both being hopeless romantics over each other!"
𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺.
Wh- Whaaaaat??? Nooo, we’re not.. we’re not hopeless romantics..!!
"the note, syn."
Just 𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮, Syn. Uh, Syncere. They just need some kind of drama in their lives or whatever it is they’re doing it for. But, um.. if you 𝘥𝘪𝘥 write that letter, or if you know who did.. it was sweet.
"it was them, Ron. they admitted it. PLEASE be blunt for once in your life this is painful. its like watching two immortal gods try and fail to flirt while not realizing the other is flirting for millions of years."
…I would gladly give you both a piece of my mind right now, but unfortunately I very much don't enjoy the possibility of being mauled by the serval.
"and by my jaws. not just them. but yes. now please STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH WE'RE DYING OVER HERE."
Ok, ok guys, calm it! I brought Uno, ok? Let’s save the arguing for that game! seriously, Uno tears relationships apart… did I ever tell you that my sister and dad haven’t spoken to each other without some kind of tension because of an Uno game? Crazy stuff!
"oh, im all for some uno."
ooc: what if we played online uno or some bs to decide how it goes in the roleplay
yeaahhh… just don’t maul anyone. I’m looking at you two. You seem to be the competitive type.
Ooc//: ouuu shii that’d be fun 👀
"i wont. no promises for emi, though."
ooc: BETT looking for online uno website things now
Just keep your teeth away from Syncere.
…
…and me. Syncere and me.
"FUCK." Sera's tail thumps against the ground.
"emi...we LOST....."
ooc: @mistynites jus in case it didnt notify u
𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘚𝘺𝘯 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 "𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘵" 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭.
Yeah, suck it!! I told you we were gonna beat your asses at this game and you didn’t believe me!
"SHUT UP...."
"oh? ...ohh. roughhousing with Syn? I see the rabbit in you, Ron!!!!!!" emi seems confused, but sera has a knowing look in her eye.
𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘸, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘴𝘬, 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦:
DON’T do this right now.
ding!
a text.
— Seraph. —
ron.
ron I know your notifications arent silenced.
im getting you on a date with syncere because youre pathetically in love with them. and I think they reciprocate it. scratch that I know it.
its a double date. me emi you syncere.
come to the park. me and emi are already here, syn is on their way.
if youre late im biting you with the full length of my jaw and full force of my teeth. and no im not bluffing.
𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 "𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦" 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘺... 𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘰𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘏𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬.
First off, we’re not in love. I’m surely not their type anyways. They’ve made it very clear that they’re into…
Taller people. That “can crush them”. Their words not mine. And if you haven’t noticed, I’m shorter than them. Much shorter.
I also have no interest in “crushing” them. That’s rude.
𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘺 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦'𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵.
theyve also made it very clear that theyre into tired, irritable blue lop rabbits with glasses and messy brown hair who like marine biology. aka you.
you better here in 10 minutes at the latest, preferably earlier than that though. im not bluffing about the biting thing.
they also confirmed that the note you showed me suspecting it was them WAS from them. theyre just as pathetic as you. now get to this park right now.
𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘏𝘦'𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘞𝘈𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘚𝘺𝘯. 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘋𝘢𝘮𝘯 𝘪𝘵, 𝘚𝘺𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺-𝘯𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬.
When have you known me to be late for anything? I’ll be there. But don’t expect me to hold hands with them or something.
I wont, I wont. but syncere is already on their way and me and emi are waiting. see ya soon ron.
𝘏𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘨. 𝘏𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘪𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩. 𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥? 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭. 𝘕𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘢 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦. 𝘕𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘣 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳.
when he arrives, sera and emi are waiting on a park bench.
"hey!!! syncere is about to be here. you two can be pathetic together."
They’re not pathetic, Sera, I don’t know where you got that from.
𝘏𝘦 𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴, 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘧𝘸𝘢𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭.
"pfft— yes, they are, Ron. they absolutely are. you just havent seen how they get when they freak out about their crush on you." emi interjects, grinning.
Sera, tell your serval to can it, I don’t have time for them…
"hey! I'll maul you, Ron. don't test me. be happy we planned this double date for you and syncere." emi huffs, clearly offended. sera giggles a bit behind a webbed hand.
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳.
Hey guys!! Sorry it took so long to get here, I just had to grab a couple snacks.
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘨.
Oh. We.. have the same bags. Same type, I mean..!
"hii, syncere!! now that we're all here, go on, be pathetic together. or if you wanna be in denial, me and emi have many instances of you both being hopeless romantics over each other!"
𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺.
Wh- Whaaaaat??? Nooo, we’re not.. we’re not hopeless romantics..!!
"the note, syn."
Just 𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮, Syn. Uh, Syncere. They just need some kind of drama in their lives or whatever it is they’re doing it for. But, um.. if you 𝘥𝘪𝘥 write that letter, or if you know who did.. it was sweet.
"it was them, Ron. they admitted it. PLEASE be blunt for once in your life this is painful. its like watching two immortal gods try and fail to flirt while not realizing the other is flirting for millions of years."
…I would gladly give you both a piece of my mind right now, but unfortunately I very much don't enjoy the possibility of being mauled by the serval.
"and by my jaws. not just them. but yes. now please STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH WE'RE DYING OVER HERE."
Ok, ok guys, calm it! I brought Uno, ok? Let’s save the arguing for that game! seriously, Uno tears relationships apart… did I ever tell you that my sister and dad haven’t spoken to each other without some kind of tension because of an Uno game? Crazy stuff!
"oh, im all for some uno."
ooc: what if we played online uno or some bs to decide how it goes in the roleplay
yeaahhh… just don’t maul anyone. I’m looking at you two. You seem to be the competitive type.
Ooc//: ouuu shii that’d be fun 👀
"i wont. no promises for emi, though."
ooc: BETT looking for online uno website things now
Just keep your teeth away from Syncere.
…
…and me. Syncere and me.
"FUCK." Sera's tail thumps against the ground.
"emi...we LOST....."
ooc: @mistynites jus in case it didnt notify u
𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘚𝘺𝘯 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 "𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘵" 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭.
Yeah, suck it!! I told you we were gonna beat your asses at this game and you didn’t believe me!
"SHUT UP...."
"oh? ...ohh. roughhousing with Syn? I see the rabbit in you, Ron!!!!!!" emi seems confused, but sera has a knowing look in her eye.
𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘸, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘴𝘬, 𝘙𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦:
DON’T do this right now.
