How did fate screw you over so badly that you got THAT last name?
-@stalkers-ask-box
listen. And I want you to listen good, alright? Because this is something I tell people all the time and they still somehow forget and ask me this again in 2 days tops.
..
my last name isn’t actually “from accounting”. It just sounds very similar to that because my parents fucked me over before I was even born and decided that they’d smush their last names together and grace me with that curse.
because for some reason, the last name of their first kid was equivalent to an Olympic competition and they kept arguing over who’s last name I was gonna have. Did it even matter though? They ended up divorcing anyways.
How did fate screw you over so badly that you got THAT last name?
-@stalkers-ask-box
listen. And I want you to listen good, alright? Because this is something I tell people all the time and they still somehow forget and ask me this again in 2 days tops.
..
my last name isn’t actually “from accounting”. It just sounds very similar to that because my parents fucked me over before I was even born and decided that they’d smush their last names together and grace me with that curse.
How did fate screw you over so badly that you got THAT last name?
-@stalkers-ask-box
listen. And I want you to listen good, alright? Because this is something I tell people all the time and they still somehow forget and ask me this again in 2 days tops.
..
my last name isn’t actually “from accounting”. It just sounds very similar to that because my parents fucked me over before I was even born and decided that they’d smush their last names together and grace me with that curse.