I’ve been thinking about student wizards lately because both college and wizarding provide a lot of good material.
Let’s say there’s a particularly brutal final exam, it takes hours, you’ve got to memorize a ton and execute it all perfectly, and there is zero room for error. But a rumor is going around that last year somebody got an extra day to study because they peed themself in the middle of the test. No one knows for sure if that’ll work again, but some students are just desperate enough to try.
The thing is, it has to be a genuine accident. The student from the rumor got that delay because they were already halfway through and doing well, and it was obvious they were overworked to the point of not being able to take a bathroom break. So the students who think they can pass with just one more day deliberately load up on water and tea, don’t let themselves go in the morning, do everything they can to overwhelm their bladders before the test.
Some don’t even make it that far. At least one overshot, drank too much the night before and didn’t pee in the morning, so they’re squirming and desperate through breakfast, and end up losing control in the first exam of the day, one they were already prepared for. They attempt to reload for the later exam but it’s not enough. They’re uncomfortably full, but don’t wet again.
Another loses it between classrooms; rushing to the next test their bag bounced against their bladder and it was too much, and doesn’t have time to clean up or change. Everyone knows what they were doing, but they still don’t want to get near the student who reeks of piss.
Another one makes the mistake of relaxing slightly in the doorway of the last exam’s classroom, and before they know it they’re completely flooding themselves and leaving a huge puddle that everyone has to hike up their robes and walk through until the teacher arrives and uses magic to clean it up.
Finally the test begins and there’s a handful left with achingly full bladders and a whole day of holding behind them. A couple are just too strong. Despite needing to go badly, they don’t lose control, and end up finishing the test as best they can. They make a mad dash for the bathroom the second the test is finished and take the longest most relieving pisses of their lives.
One, getting close to the end and knowing they’re going to fail, pees themself deliberately. They are ignored by the teacher who merely prompts them to continue.
Only two students accidentally wet themselves during the test. One, already nervous, begins to leak as soon as they start, and barely gets partway through the beginning before the leak becomes a torrent. They are sent off to get cleaned and changed, but have to finish the test as soon as they’re done instead of getting an extra day.
The last one has been holding all day, including the lunch break, because they took that time to study. They did hear the rumor, and it definitely factored into their decision not to go, but they’re also fairly confident they can pass. It doesn’t matter in the end, because they’re close to finishing (with a hand jammed in their crotch to help hold) when the small leaks that began when they saw the other student wet turn into large ones, and they stumble over their recitation as piss drips down their legs, and finally whimper and stop as they wet helplessly, drenching their robes where they were clutching themselves and leaving an absolutely massive puddle. Only that student, because they were doing so well before, is allowed to retry in the morning.
The next year more students try, and this time no one gets a delay. By the third year the teacher is now forcing all test-takers to wear diapers, just to eliminate that distraction.
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