roof kids supremacy

[roofkids]

Cannon roof kids ages;

Tommy and isebell - twins - 15

Amber - 13

Kai - 11

Seth - 8

Emily- 7

[roofkids]

Updated:

Tommy and Isabel: 17

Amber: 13

Kai: 11

Seth: 9

Emily: 7

[thoughtcascades]

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them

[roofkids]

No man will never understand the female experience except for the kidnapper who let a 90 year old horny ass woman tag along on his super serious assassin missions because he’s too polite to say no

[roofkids]

Unfriendly reminder that the dean has a British accent

[heywriters]

If you want to write a dumb little story with a dumb little plot and ridiculously silly characters. No one's stopping you. Genuinely, no one should be allowed to stop you. Write that dumb story with your whole heart and don't hold back.

[heywriters]

ok the dumb little story turned into a lot of work why does this always happen

[roofkids]

Kidnapper: alright I’m gonna go

Tommy: I knew this day would come

Kidnapper: To the store- who hurt you?

[roofkids]

Tommy: can I have icecream?

The kidnapper: no, not before dinner

Tommy: Well- YOU ARENT MY REAL DAD!!!

The kidnapper: …yeah, I know.

Tommy *crying*: why don’t you want to be my dad

[roofkids]

In some horrible and twisted way The queen has kind of had sex with Kai

[roofkids]

The kidnapper: *opens pickle jar*

The Queen: oh I KNOW it’s big 🥵🔥

The kidnapper: please don’t say these things

[roofkids]

*nana claw yelling over club music to the dean on the phone*: no I’m not with anyone, I’m at home calm down babe-

Bartender: oh, is that your boyfriend? Is he abusive or something?

Nana claw: No; I am

[roofkids]

Kidnapper: Tommy… do you believe in miracles?

Tommy: i believe you’re about to say some gay ass shit

[roofkids]

Seth *holding up a piece of paper*: Emily what does this say?

Emily: … this is a crayon drawing of us holding hands

Seth: :) tricked you

[theblackparadeisdead]

Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

[roofkids]

Tommy: *watching nana claw throw back shots while forcing Seth to tap dance at knifepoint*

Isabel: well… at least we didn’t get the alcoholism gene

[roofkids]

Throw back shots- as in the act of throwing back a shot .. not..

[roofkids]

Tommy: *watching nana claw throw back shots while forcing Seth to tap dance at knifepoint*

Isabel: well… at least we didn’t get the alcoholism gene

[themthistles]

whenever i see another tiktok girlie talking about how she wishes to have been a fangirl in 2010s i feel like a seasoned veteran overhearing a foolish youngin boasting about wanting to go to war for glory and adventure. you naive little idiot. you know nothing. you understand nothing. you weren't there in the trenches. i have seen things, terrible things. i cannot plug in my phone charger at night without being plagued by the visions of Him

[roofkids]