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❛ word of advice, miss pines, don’t threaten me with a good time. you’ll only regret it later. ❜
“Regret would only be for if you fail to perform up to basic expectations, my good stranger. And I don’t make threats, I make assurances.”
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braverook:
❛ word of advice, miss pines, don’t threaten me with a good time. you’ll only regret it later. ❜
“Regret would only be for if you fail to perform up to basic expectations, my good stranger. And I don’t make threats, I make assurances.”
Just quietly stalking among the rooftops....watching and waiting.
“Nemo’s about to scrap with a Templar thug? How about we round up some bets lads?”
“Does this look like the face of a man who would go behind his beloved sister’s back and destroy most of London’s economy?”
“The templars have a powerful asset among them that stalks the streets and terrorizes those who refuse to bend to the Templars will...They go by the name...Danny.”
“Did that street thug just threaten little Clara. Time to put someone over my knee and teach them some manners.”
(ooc) Anyone read those fics where Evie and Jacob are depicted as Eldritch horror twin beings? That’s some quality good shit right there
“A dead Blighter in my back yard....Jacob or Danny.”
“Desmond is a silly name.”
“I turn my back for five seconds and suddenly those Fryes are gone.”
*sounds of screaming and burning buildings in the distance*
“I think my plan went over rather well.”
“Who spilt ink all over my journal? I’m not mad, I just want to know who did it.”
Sees Eivor for the first time
“Any part of them could crush my head at any point. Thighs, hands, feet...And I’d be okay with that.”
(OOC) So big surprise!!! Guess whose finally, actually returning to this blog and all it’s silly occupants. I’m aware I’ve been gone for quite a few months so a quick gloss over update of what was going on: I, at the time I kinda vanished, lived in a area that was a constant high risk of covid, while also still being employed. In these last months I ended up moving somewhere not as crowded and high risk, which meant cutting some costs at some corners, one being my internet for a month or two and only having my phone. As of now though, I’ve gotten a nice raise and am working a few more hours and days, but can live comfortably in these hard times.
And as for anything new...I did adopt a new kitten so I’ve been busy tending to her, and I’ve recently finally gotten around to buying Assassin’s Creed Valhalla, so there’s that!
It’s over, Jacob. I’m here.
enastrcs:
“No.”
“You’re not the boss of me!” And he’s already grabbing a chair.
Physical Contact Starters
No explicit NSFW, but some could be interpreted that way. Alter as necessary!
SOFT
“Your hands are so warm.”
“Ah, that feels good…”
“Wait… are you braiding my hair?”
“Is it okay if I lean on you?”
“Just hold me for awhile. Please.”
“You don’t mind me touching you there, right?”
“Oh! I didn’t mean to fall asleep leaning on you.”
“Don’t stop stroking my hair…”
“Be gentle with me.”
“Y’know, I could go for a back rub right now. Just saying.”
“Please… Kiss me, even if it’s just this once.”
“I bet I’m strong enough to pick you up.”
“Can I use your lap as a pillow?”
“Touch me. I don’t care how. I just need to feel something right now…”
“I could kiss you all over.”
“That tickles!”
“Mind washing my back for me?”
“I didn’t know you were the cuddling type.”
“I love how soft your lips are.”
“Don’t get up just yet, I’ll miss having you next to me.”
“No one’s kissed me like that in a long time.”
ROUGH
“Ow! That fucking hurt!”
“Keep talking, and I’ll seriously slap the shit out of you.”
“You stepped on my foot!”
“Did you do that on purpose?”
“Please be more gentle next time…”
“Don’t squeeze so tight!”
“Hey, don’t touch me there. It hurts.”
“Did you just bite me?!”
“Next time I’ll hit you like I mean it.”
“Is that the best you’ve got?”
“Sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you.”
“I’ll make you bleed.”
“You really can’t take a hit, can you?”
“Hey!! What was that for?!”
“Shit, are you crying? I didn’t mean to do it that hard.”
“That stung a little. Go easy on me next time.”
“Don’t tell me you can’t handle a little sparring.”
“You almost knocked me over!”
“I won’t stop until I hear you scream.”
“That’s gonna leave a bruise…”
“You broke my nose!”