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Hey Pandora listener, as a member of the living, do you envy the dead?

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[rape] is not what you like to see

I don't know, I don't really want to get into like, gag-fucking people?

When darkness falls, I whip out my balls.

Stepping up the Tinder game fierce.

An Asian chick with big tits. That's the end game right there.

I think I look fine in photos. I think I look finer when the ladies have been drinkin'.

She has three Kingdom Hearts tattoos. What the fuck am I doing?

Hey there are bears over there. Wait those aren't bears those are yaks!

Parties aren’t really the same. Parties is EASY PUSSY.

Where'd his eyebrows go? Where'd his fucking eyebrows go?!

What are you DOING? FUCKING SIM CITY you DICK.

Fuckin' Caleb, fuckin' XD you son of a bitch.

I just realized this hand is made out of asses. And legs.

Why would I use the internet when I could wait a week and talk to a guy?

I feel less convinced that I have a third nipple lately, I don't know.

I know, no fat chicks, no black chicks.

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