#roommatesayings

[roommatesayings]

When darkness falls, I whip out my balls.

[shitroommatessay]

Construction

“I smell food.. Or construction..” -“eh?” “Too hungry to tell the difference”

[shitroommatessay]

Dancing round 1

RM1: * dances something between the funky chicken, swedish polka , duck dancing and twerking *

RM2 : * same thing backwards *

RM1 : "This is great cardio!"

RM2 : "THIS IS GREAT IF YOU ARE CONSTIPATED AND DON'T WANNA BE ANYMORE"

RM1 : *lets out tiny toot-fart*

RM2 : *dies of laughter*

[roommatesayings]

Stepping up the Tinder game fierce.