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Did I mention Rooty having a crush on Dr Pepper and barely getting along with Crush and I

I what

#no that's my rival

laughter house? I love to laugh!

Hell yea!!!! Laughing is literally better than drugs

pepsi-max-offical

who was right?

Napoleon

Snowball

Neither

Voting ended onMay 30

what

#there’s definitely a reference here but idk what it is #<- Fanta..... you don't get it???#What #how young are you #💀

don't worry Max, I understand you

timberwind

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

@confused-cookie-blog

And uh

Who does Crush really like??

Dr Pepper

Root Beer

Voting ended onMay 22

Since the poll is at a tie at the time I am writing this, I’m spinning a wheel

The wheel has The wheel has spoken

#too bad for them it'd be unrequited #the best soda rules alone #get me out of these ships

the superior soda option

@crush-official @root-beer-offical @dr-pepper-offical !!!!!!!!!!

Also if you have a specific thing you want added or changed, feel free to tell me :D

#I don't know anything about this game I just see screenshots a lot #I feel like the vibe of root beer changes depending on the brand #maybe I need to find a pfp that has multiple or something

is this what you think I dress like. interesting. better than the brief lonely mountain man rumors

pepsi-max-offical

Hey @fanta-offical I like your new look ;D

THAT IS TANGO, YOU BLIND TOASTER STRUDEL

Nah, you just got a new look. It looks nice, don't be embarrassed! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

IF I LOOKED LIKE THAT I WOULDN’T EVEN BE EMBARRASSED

MF THAT SODA IS FUCKING EXPLODING ITS BADASS

fanta x pepsi max secret love child? nice mix of emo and orange

you should make the entire sodaverse then see what ships happen and tell cookie as the soda therapist about it maybe new ships will happen

OOH YEYEAAA!!!!!! Just need to get permission first heheeheeeee

@root-beer-offical @pepsi-offical @baja-blast-offical @pepsi-max-offical @sprite-offical @coke-offical @dr-pepper-offical

:3????

Can yall also tell me I forgot anybody????

I suppose. I'm sure I would become the most superior soda in any universe.

Alr yall, bcz I don’t have a present mother in my life, I’m giving out hugs to everyone who has no mother figure this Mother’s Day! :))

#Did you know it is also national small business day? support local small businesses today everyone #It is frog jumping day in 3 days I am excited #It's national train day that is intriguing #Shrimp day #one day without shoes day that's nice. If it wasn't so rainy for me today I'd go walk in the grass #It's national mother ocean day. I like that a lot #Anyone without a mother figure today should know they are all loved by the ocean #FINTASTIC FRIDAY apparently (but it's not Friday...?) Fanta don't you think that's awfully fanta-stic?

I suppose I'd like a hug this time Fanta, that is very kind of you, and I hope the many hugs make you feel better as well.

just tried starry for the first time in a whiiile (if ever??) it's not too bad actually. I thought it would taste more off brand

@starry-soda-offical

#root beer still better #but I do kind of like this too I suppose

The rebrand you’ve been waiting for is “offically” here!!!!

Be thankful @root-beer-offical for your time of suffering and carnage has come to an end.

Be warned @confused-cookie-blog because alllll of that hate is being directed at YOU.

Nevertheless! It because of my hatred towards… ROOT BEER that has caused this. So fear not deer root beer haters, our mission is still to take down the evil carbonated toothpaste!!!!

dear*

Yes?

not you

Is there someone else in the picture?????

Rootbeer! The cheater!!! Who could’ve guess!!

It’s like @cherry-coke-offical , @international-electromatics , and @pepsi-max-offical all over again…

#root beer for the win #root beer is best #root beer superiority #officalverse #sodaverse

No one! No one else, and not you. Because I need to be the best soda. And I cannot become the best soda with another soda tied to me. Then I'll never win. And I must win. Therefore it is my fate, my destiny, and my curse to remain alone for eternity

The rebrand you’ve been waiting for is “offically” here!!!!

Be thankful @root-beer-offical for your time of suffering and carnage has come to an end.

Be warned @confused-cookie-blog because alllll of that hate is being directed at YOU.

Nevertheless! It because of my hatred towards… ROOT BEER that has caused this. So fear not deer root beer haters, our mission is still to take down the evil carbonated toothpaste!!!!

dear*

Yes?

not you

I'mma get Cupid for you and Cookie to work out y'all relationship problems. Over here acting like root beer and Fanta

Well you see, root beer and Fanta actually like each other. Cookie and I don’t like one another like that!

Awwh, @root-beer-offical you like me? :3

I never said that

Out of nowhere, so suddenly, I have just been overwhelmed with rage.

It is as though... Someone is drinking... ROOT BEER.

#and it was delicious too #root beer for the win #root beer superiority #root beer is best #sodaverse #that's really funny #I do drink root beer every week though but still

oh hey

yknow what, crazy thing

Kiss marry kill

@root-beer-offical-hater-offical @baja-blast-offical @pepsi-max-offical

Ummmm

I'm their therapist and can't answer that question.

...

Well cmon share with the class

Does the class have cash? (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

Nope! The class is just curious 😼

Then the class can stay curious!

Well that’s no fair!!

No pay, no reward! 乁⁠༼⁠☯⁠‿⁠☯⁠✿⁠༽⁠ㄏ

What do you want from me 😿😿😿

Fine! Just kill me for all I care!

I'll do worse! ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡

I'll remove your blindfold!

CT trying to remove baja's blindfold while being the only one in the room to look at hmm

I suppose we know their answer to the kiss marry kill question then huh? we see what you truly want

awww cookie, i can't believe you were hiding these feelings all along. maybe YOU need a therapist of your own... heh how the tables have tabled...

Uh, uh...

shhh it's okay, i support you 100% and will be there every step of the way 🥰 in due time you'll eventually come to terms with what's true inside...

NOOOOOOOOO! ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡

THEY LIE! THEY LIE!

don't get so defensive cookie, you surely should have seen this coming, everyone here gets shipped with everyone

True, but I'm the therapist! I help with the shipping, not be the one being shipped!!!! (⁠‘⁠◉⁠⌓⁠◉⁠’⁠)

Distressed cookie sounds

no one is safe from shipping mwahahahahahahhahahhahaha

#so glad cookie is having shipping drama #fiiinallyy #I finally get a break from fanta

sounds like someone is projecting and wishes to get shipped hm

unshipper-offical

You ruined Ronta but I fixed it (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

GASP! so you have! hmmm.. i mean if theyre okay with it (which they seem to be) then i suppose ill simply have to let you get away with it :3

Thank you! o⁠(⁠(⁠*⁠^⁠▽⁠^⁠*⁠)⁠)⁠o

But could you do me a favor?

unshipper-offical

Hmmmmm... depends on the favour!

It involves making sure someone never gets shipped. <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

unshipper-offical

well now im very interested!!!! Tell me tell me tell meeee

I need to make sure @root-beer-offical-hater-offical and @baja-blast-offical never get shipped with anyone. At least for a painfully long time (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

Why am I being looped in with this guy 😿😿😿

And aren’t you the one trying to take my blind fold off?????

Because. ◉⁠‿⁠◉

Because whyyyyyy

I give up. I’m just gonna sit in a corner with my blindfold on waiting for this torment to end. If it ever does 😿

#I'm not sure though #I still have mine on

Maybe since you can't be shipped you can take your blindfold off and nothing will happen

The rebrand you’ve been waiting for is “offically” here!!!!

Be thankful @root-beer-offical for your time of suffering and carnage has come to an end.

Be warned @confused-cookie-blog because alllll of that hate is being directed at YOU.

Nevertheless! It because of my hatred towards… ROOT BEER that has caused this. So fear not deer root beer haters, our mission is still to take down the evil carbonated toothpaste!!!!